.... and was a troll about it too. 

 

I got some sort of sadistic enjoyment out of naming very attractive people after really, really ugly Pokemon.

 

But yeah, I got Pokemon X and I named my character Kris, because I like the name, and I use it for accounts and crap sometimes. Like it's my default fake online name. But then I realized that naming Pokemon after EXO members is kind of fun.

So I did.

 

This is Tao. 

Tao is female because shut up I forget to check these things. 

Tao will eventually become this:

And I'm excited.

Oh and I had separate ones for real names and fake names because I could.

So this is Zitao

BECAUSE IT'S A PANDA AND I JUST HAD TO.

 

This is Chen.

I don't know why. Don't ask why.

And this is Jongdae because I'm kind of a bad person.

Just look at it.

 

This is Baekhyun

BECAUSE HE HAS LIGHT AND ALSO THIS IS ADORABLE

 

This is Xiumin. 

And this is Minseok.

T^T It was cuter as a Caterpie...

 

This is Lay.

And this is Yixing

Because I quote the Pokedex entry here: 

It shares the leaf on its head with weary-looking Pokémon. These leaves are know to relieve stress.

IT'S LAYNICORN YAYYY Still not that good I know. Shhhhh.

 

This is Kai

And this is Jongin

 

I AM SO SO SO SORRY

I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF

 

This is Suho.

Because water powers. And cute.

And this is Joonmyeon.

LOLOLOL SORRY NOT SORRY

 

This is Kris

Because you know. Player character.

AND THIS IS YIFAN

Oh. My. God. 

 

This is Chanyeol I that I traded away cuz I'm dumb.

This is Chabyeol because I can't ing spell.

And this is Chanyeol II

AIN'T IT PRECIOUS LOLOLOL I DON'T EVEN KNOW

 

This is Luhan

 

This is Sehun

Because, you know:

This is D.O

Cuz it's cute.

 

AND THIS IS KYUNGSOO

BECAUSE I JUST HAD TO.

ITS EYES. 

THE EYES

I SEE NO DIFFERENCE.

 

Okay I'm done. 

Wow that was long.

Will anyone even read this. 

Probably not.