My Ideal Type

Prepare yourselves. I'm like one of the pickiest people on this planet. 

 

1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
Well, if it's my ideal type we're talking about here, then yeah. LOL. I mean as long as he ain't hideous.
 
2. Smart?
Either he's gotta be kinda stupid to the point it's cute and entertaining, or super smart and witty. 
 
 
3. Preferred age?
4 years older to one year younger. Take it or leave it. 
 
 
4. Preferred height?
I like tall guys who can rap. Rappers are usually my bias. 
 
 
5. How about sense of humor?
He doesn't neccessarily have to be funny but at least laugh along and listen to my rants and be able to joke around with me and stuff you know? 
 
6. How about piercings?
On the ear? Sure. Gauges and everything else? Ehhh. 
 
 
7. Accepts you for who you are?
Uh this ones a no brainer. 
 
8. Pink hair?
If you can pull it off, I have no complaints. My bestie has pink hair. :/ 
 
9. Mushy or no?
UHM. hmm idk. Mushy is fine, but there's a fine borderline between greasy, and greasy aint okay yo. 
 
10. Thin or fat?
Average. Lean is nice. But I like guys with long legs and nice arms. OMG chanyeol hai. 
 
11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?
Uherm, I'm usually not attracted to guys who aren't Asian, it helps a lot if theyre korean. yeah all my exes have been koreans. :P 
 
12. Long hair or short hair?
Unless youre minho from shinee which was a once in a lifetime thing I am still ashamed off, you best be visiting the hair salon soon. 
 
13. Plastic or metal?
UHERM what are these questions LOL 
 
14. Smells good?
Well he doesn't have to smell like anything as long as he doesn't smell bad. But I dont like perfume and cologne in general bc that stuff makes my nose hurt unless its faint. :P 
 
15. Smoker?
As long as its not in front of my face. or around me in general. 
 
16. Drinker?
I'm not the controlling type of person. do what you want as long as it makes you happy. But I wouldn't date an alcoholic, if thats what youre talking about. Almost everyone in Korea drinks, its a part of culture. 
 
17. Boy-next-door type?
Hmmm... yeah I guess, Idk, boy next door better be stupid to the point where its entertaining though. xD Idk if Chanyeol is a boy next door type, I like guys who care. uh boy next door is pretty vauge bro. 
 
18. Muscular?
If youre Kim Jongguk, then no. bye. Rain, still no. Lee Joon? Ehhh closer? 
Chanyeol? Hell yeah. 
 
19. Plays piano?
I can play piano pretty well, but there are three instruments that guys should play to make girls swoon. Piano is one of them. xD 
 
20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
I love accoustic guitars. I wish I had the patience to make myself learn, but I get annoyed with the calluses. Boys who play guitar are automatically given a boost. LOL 
 
21. Plays violin?
ehh not really, violin is not one of those three instruments I was talking about. (its piano, saxophone, and guitar LOL) 
 
22. Sings very good?
I have a pretty good voice, I would love it if the guy could sing though, like be really good at harmonizing. xD sit down together and sing with his guitar while he harmonizes omg I would just die in happiness right there. no dates needed.  
 
23. Vain?
Hmm if he does it like a joke, sure I do that all the time. Lets face it no person is going to be perfect. I'd rather tbh have a good looking guy with an okay personality than an ugly guy with a good personality. :P 
 
24. With glasses?
Glasses work well for certain people. As long as it works for that person. 
 
25. With braces?
ehhh dude, it'd be hard to make out, you know what I'm saying? LOL 
 
26. Shy type?
I dont really care, but if theyre too shy, idk if I;d like the challenge. I like open minded people that are easy to get close too.
 
27. Rebel or Good boy?
Idk, if he was too much of a rebel, he'd definitely piss me off, but goody two shoes are no fun either. :P A bit of both I'd say, leaning more towards the good boy. 
 
28. Active or passive?
I dont like passive people. say what youre going to say. shrugs. 
 
29. Tight or bomb?
UGHMSDFASD WHUT? 
 
30. Singer or dancer?
Singers are like super cute and all, and dancers are y. OMG i dont care, but I probably would prefer a singer bc we'd have more in common. xD 
 
31. Stunner? as in looks? or like a schmoozer?
I want a stunner. LOL we're talking about ideal type here right? go for the goooolllldddd gurrrllls. LOLOLOL. hahahah. sorry. 
 
32. Hiphop?
I think its funny when people try to be ghetto when theyre not. LOL Its cuteeee. But I dont really like hip hop people. so I'll have to say no on this one. 
 
33. Earrings?
no gauges please, but ehh I wont judge too much if you have them. 
 
34. Mr. count-my-ex-until-you-drop?
meh, you better have changed when I date you fool. 
 
35. Dimples?
no thank you. 
 
36. Bookworm?
No. 
 
37. Mr. love letter?
Eh, as long as theyre not greasy. :P
 
38. Playful?
hell yeah. I'm a playful, blunt type of person, so yeah gotta be able to joke around here. xD 
 
39. Flirt?
No. Then whats the point of being in a relationship? Bye. 
 
40. Poem writer?
Nope.
 
41.Serious?
I dont care if theyre very serious, but they better be ambitious and at least have one or two things they can get serious about. 
 
42. Campus crush?
*shrugs* not my fault my ideal type if beautiful. 
 
43. Painter?
I paint. Idk, its kinda cool for like a guy, but its not like something attractive. Idk guys who do music are so much cooler. 
 
44. Religious?
winces* uh I've had  a religion identity crisis before. Please dont shove religions down my throat. I'll shove something in your stomach as a reply. 
 
45. Someone who likes to tease people?
yeah, thats playful isnt it? LOL 
 
46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
I dont understand people who watch TV or movies or stay on the internet or like play games and . If youre obsessed with it, then dont drag me into it. Let's face the reality. Almost every actual Korean dude plays starcraft. Just keep it under control. 
 
47. Speaks 20 languages?
I mean if you want? ;l 
 
48. Loyal or faithful?
Loyal. Although I dont understand the difference, faithful sounds religious, ugh. also not only that, you can't be faithful all the time, but loyalty goes beyond loving each other. I'm still on okay terms with my exes, one of them is like my little bro. loyal man loyal. It'll last longer.
 
49. Good kisser?
shrugs* better not be horrible. but if we're talking about ideal type? sure. 
 
50. Loves children?
I don't always like them. Depends on the children. But he better not be the type to spoil children. 
 
BONUS: its also hot when korean guys play soccer. Okay I'm done sorry bye. LOLOL 
 

 

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Girl. As soon as I saw this title, I thought: PARK THE CHAN THE YEOL