I had been thinking about this for a while. I was listening to one of EXO songs (probably M's version of Don't Go, I listened to it a lot) and I was like "Hmm.. what if they're not singers? what if they dont dance, dont perform, not being unexplainably gorgeous and stunning all the time? What would they do for living?"

HMM

HAHAHA

So I think Suho would be a doctor. A surgeon, preferably Pediatrics Surgeon. Because his smile would calm any brattiest iest kid anywhere around the world. And speaking about going around the world, I believe Kris should be a Pilot. BECAUSE HE DEFINITELY WOULD LOOK GOD LIKE IN THAT CAPTAIN UNIFORM AND HAT. 

Tao would be doing things that would not require him to sit still for hours on a desk, like a daredevil or stuntman, working two jobs as a model too. he knows he's handsome and he'd pose FRIGGIN GORGEOUSLY. he'd probably would work together with Kai. He'd be a photobook model and a runway model. because he's too y and his dignity doesnt allow him to be stripper. Both works partime as clubcandies for Sehun.

Baekhyun would do something like being a fashion and beauty blogger, befriend Brianboy and Michelle Phan. Lay would be a free spirited nature photographer.

CHEN SHOULD BE A TEACHER. BECAUSE "PROFESSOR CHEN COULD YOU HELP ME WITH MY HOMEWORK?" SOUNDS SO GOOD. Chanyeol would be a researcher. Biologist. Something with glasses. Because that derp looked like a genius (*cough* L from deathnote *cough*) with glasses.

Luhan would be an actor, he would have at least three box office movies and Sehun would be a really cool and demanding director who also owns a club.

Kyungsoo would, undoubtedly, open his business in place like Hongdae, a jazz cafe where he also sings on weekends, and Minseok is the only one I could picture as a businessman in a suit. BECAUSE HIS SMILE WOULD GET HIM ALL THE TENDER HE WANTED.

There you go.

LOOK AT WHAT EXO DID TO MY BRAIN.

Gah. FML. OTL