Once upon a time there was a girl called Lucinda and she lived in a strange family. When she was a young child the police came to take her to the orphanage. This orphanage was different from other orphanages because there were 6 wolves, a deer, a unicorn, a panda, a dragon, a scorpion and a live bun. These creatures took care of her for 8 years on a planet called EXO where there is a tree of life which controls 12 forces. One day, the unicorn went to the beach and stuck its head in the sand. The panda kept hanging around her for no reason and protecting her with his martial arts. The bun was very hungry and wanted to eat his insides so he became a lot less chubby. The other 6 wolves basically just howled every, every morning they have a routine of chanting “Geurae Wolf naega Wolf Awoo~ (Ah saranghaeyo)” yes… they were Korean wolves. Lucinda really liked the deer but she didn’t really understand why because the deer looked very girly. Every night the scorpion would sing a lullaby for each of the creatures. As the years passed by, Lucinda became manlier without even realizing, her voice got deeper and she got stronger. But she also has a girly side, every night she would look up at the night sky also with the bright SHINing stars. She always wanted to be with the one that Bling Blinged the most but she couldn’t reach it. In the morning, she would always have the thought to a wolf’s hair because it looked like a lollypop. The ones that took most care of her were one of the wolves and the dragon. MAMA wolf always told her not to other creature’s hair but she still did it since it looked yummy.

Please don't question her, she's coo coo in the head... Jokes~ Anyways she's a die-hard Exotic, but a minor SHAWOL BOICE~ If you want more these crack fics please tell me~