exo-m || in which the reason for kris's horrendous outfit is explained (sorta) and yixing is still a bastard

"Wow, they really like the hair." Luhan shifts in his seat to a better posture, because slouching doesn't work for SM.
 

Minseok rolls his eyes as he swipes his lollipop to one side of his mouth, "no , they think you're a pretty fairy princess."

Luhan's eyes glaze over into something dark momentarily, before he reverts back into smiles as fans continue to flash blinding shots at the van. Teeth clenched, lips stretched over into a cheeky smile, he mutters, "yea, and I bet they think you bottom."

Minseok rolls his eyes, "where would they get that from?"

Luhan gestures to the lollipop in hand, and Minseok does a double take, realizing the expressions of some of the fans eyeing the candy. He sheepishly waves, making sure to clear his throat before throwing over a  you, to Luhan.

"I can't believe you all are making me do this."

Kris's voice is muffled by his hands (which covers all of his face), and Luhan sneaks a glance over at Minseok before they both start snickering. Yixing, flipping through some sort of fashion magazine, voices, "you should have gone with rock. Rock always wins."

"What are you talking about, scissors have always worked for m--stop stealing my Gucci magazines!" Tao gripes at him, snatching it away and dusting off any possibly fingerprints.

Yixing holds his hands up in surrender and turns his attention back to Kris, "there's an item we forgot, though." He pulls out a large fedora that Kris honestly starts to wonder where the boys find the time to get such ugly items with practices filled in every hour. Yixing throws it over to Jongdae, who slaps it onto Kris's head with a, "courtesy of the K brothers."

Kris mutters something about how Junmyeon plays dirty, and that he'd probably cry if the situations were reversed.

Luhan pats his back, "c'mon, you know that would just add on to the 'grandpa' jokes. Yea, he's a pansy, so he would cry. Don't act like such a martyr, duizhang, I'm sure your fans will still love you.. Uh, ahem, even if you're wearing those shoes."

Jongdae looks under the seat to see what Luhan's talking about and pops back up with a mischievous smile, "where did you even get those, they weren't part of the bet."

Minseok groans as he slips a twenty over to Yixing. Kris's face goes red as he points at said unicorn. "You were the one who stole all my shoes, you little !"

"I mean, if you want on your shoes, your wish is my command."

Kris falters as he splutters incoherent profanities and Tao sympathetically pats his shoulders. "If it's any consolation, it makes you look more mature?" And it's more of a question than it is a compliment, or even a statement.

Gambling is never a fortune.

[A/N]: idk i'm sorry, this was supposed to be just a xiuhan car ride drabble but idk kris came in then this happened