WINNER || PG-13 ; humor? crack?
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"If I could put 'you' and 'I' together, I would - wait, wait, wait.  I got that wrong."

Donghae burst out laughing at watching his boyfriend fluster with remembering pick-up lines. "You totally messed that up!"

Hyukjae flushed with embarrassment. "I know! I got these from some English website, and the translation was all weird... Besides, I'm not hearing any of yours!"

"If beauty were time, you'd be eternity," Donghae said smugly, watching for his boyfriend's reaction. The older's face reddened even more, if possible. Donghae grinned, crossing his arms triumphantly.

"Fine, you won," Hyukjae grumbled.

"Of course I did. I had Kyuhyun help me."

"No wonder Sungmin's always... ugh, let's stop talking about this."

"You're right. We have something much better to do..."

"You better go easy on me. We have a performance tomorrow, and - OH!"

Donghae smirked. This was yet another game he would surely win.

a/n: because we all know EunHae probably lives off of cheesy pick-up lines and . and they probably screw them up, too, knowing those idiots cuties. so yeah... this is EunHae having cheesy pick up line battles everyday, and the winner gets to top? I DUNNO. I JUST DON'T KNOW. DON'T THIS TO ME ANYMORE CHA. I REFUSEEEEEEE. /goes to cry in a corner.