Superheroes and Spatulas

Description

All Joonmyun wanted to do was cook a nice meal for his son and his new friend, not hit villains across the face with spatulas


Pairing; Suho and his spatula none
Words; 1649

Foreword

Based on this post dedicated to texturedjeans and byunsbaekery (or as I like to call them, the baek puns duo) and also bunny (I hope you’re happy my brain is mush)


Warning; ty writing and crack themes ahead. Do not proceed if you don't like stupidity

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t0kkineko #1
Chapter 1: This is one interesting story! Doesn't hurt if we have more, right? XD
t0kkineko #2
Chapter 1: This is one interesting story! Doesn't hurt if we have more, right? XD
Brainless_zombies #3
Love yifan:)
cornstarch #4
Chapter 1: the words, not the world
cornstarch #5
Chapter 1: AHAHAHAHHHHHHHH YOU ACTUALLT GOT IT ON MY VIRTUAL DESK ON MONDAY AT WHAT TIME EXACTLY I'M NOT SURE BUT AHAHAHAHHHHHHHH
I LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY LISTEN TO ME
LOL I SCREENSHOTTED SO MUCH OF THIS FIC FOR FUTURE ENTERTAINMENT
JONGIN IS ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE OH MY GOD SUHO HAS A SIX YEAR OLD WHO CALLS HIM MOMMY AND I LOVE THAT SO MUCH
I'M KINDA ASHAMED TO ADMIT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT GENDERFLUID MEANS BUT IF IT MEANS I GET TO READ ABOUT SUHO IN A DRESS THEN I LIKE IT
NO BUT LEGIT JONGIN THE SIX YEAR OLD IS SO ADORABLE
I LEGIT WANT TO PRINT THIS OUT AND ROLL AROUND IN THE WORLD
♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
fRoStEh #6
Chapter 1: I WANT MORE
ME ME ME ME ME
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BTW YOU NEVER MENTIONED WHO NEXT DOOR PEDO WAS!!!! AND WHY DOES TAO HAVE THE BINOCULARS
AND I THINK YOU MISTAKENLY ADDRESSED TAO AS HIS COUSIN *AHEM*
SERIOUSLY DO MORE OF LIKE THE TWO FAMILIES EATING DINNER TOGETHER OR SOMETHING
chomesukesharp #7
Chapter 1: omfg i can't omg this story!!!!! i love it!!!! ITS SO GOOD I AM CRYING BECAUSE I LAUGHED TOO MUCH
comebaekhome #8
Chapter 1: YOU DONT NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR ANYTHING
I FEEL THE NEED TO PRINT OUT SEVERAL COPIES OF THIS AND ROLL AROUND IN THEM AND PASTE THEM TO MY BEDROOM WALL (AS WELL AS EVERY OTHER WALL IN MY HOUSE) BECAUSE THIS IS HOW HAPPY THE STORY MAKES ME
I NEED TO REREAD THIS 20417128 TIMES
THIS STORY IS PERFECTION AND I LOVE IT OH MY GOD
ITS BASICALLY EVERYTHING I WANTED FROM THIS AU AND MORE AH WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBEEEEEEE3
side note, im calling everyone i meet a limp cactus from now on
<3
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