It's A Hard Knock Life For Minghao

Description

How Pledis saves thug Minghao from ruining his future....

Foreword

Minghao was busy smoking lemon sherbet with his 'thug-' friends from his school back in Japan, while they were listening to 'Barbie Girl Swag Remix Edition', on his iPod69. Then one of his mates, Hannibal Kardashian, kicked his teacher, Jenson Zhu (who was monitoring the school playground for skip-lunch-and-starve time) in the shin and yelled "YOLO", then he ran away. You thought that was bad, that's only how they behaved in school. Outside of school, Minghao and his 'krew' would knock on people's doors then run away, borrow library books and never return them, illegally download High School Musical songs, and prank call their own moms. It was good when a recruitment agency (who were extremely desperate) from Pledis found him on the streets. They said to him "Yo, u wanna b part of our squad n be a famous idol wid gurls draped over u n fast carz n booze n buckarooney n ?". Minghao said yes straight away. Pledis had to use swag dialect to persuade him to join. They completely went back on their words and turned Minghao into your generic, aegyo filled idol, using mind control programming. 

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IcyKeroro #1
Chapter 1: just do anything tho, i will still read it lmao
iammia960107 #2
Chapter 1: I'm dead from laughing
keiji_ #3
I LOVE IT WRITE IT WRITE THE WHOLE
keiji_ #4
OMG MK ULTRA MIND CONTROL PROGRAMMING #ILLUMINATI
SeventeenCarrot #5
What this is hilarious