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“Jungkook, no more ice cream!” Jin slapped Jungkook’s hand to make him drop the ice cream back to the freezer, “but you promise to treat me something if I succeed doing push up for 40 times!” Jungkook protested. “I never say I could buy you an ice cream, and you just literally throw the last ice cream cup five minutes ago! I bet your mouth still freezing”

“no, it’s not!” Jungkook childishly stuck his tongue out, “Seokjin?” Jin turned his head, then gripped Jungkook’s wrist after he saw the person calling him, “let’s go, Jungkook”

And the person gripped Jin’s wrist, Jungkook grabbed the previous ice cream and put it in the basket again, “we never get to talk after that incident” that person spoke

“Hands off, Kidoh” Jin growled, Jungkook gulped, he was sure he already saw him growled, scolding everyone, but this was different, it made him nervous. Kidoh let Jin’s wrist off, “I see that now you have a new boyfriend, I thought it was.. what is his name again? That art student one year below us”

“cut that out. What do you want?”

He smirked, “just want to say hi to my ex-boyfriend, by the way…” Kidoh leaned closer, “...I didn’t know that you are that cheap” Jin gaped at that statement, “Mind your language, you wanker!” Jungkook snapped before Kidoh made his way out from the convenient store, leaving Jin froze, he was about to punch the guy but, Jin held him and shook his head, “language, Jungkook”

--^^--

Namjoon and Jin were cuddling on the bed, Namjoon would occasionally pecks Jin, usually the older would do the same but he didn’t, he was quieter than usual, it made Namjoon worried, “today was rough?” Jin nodded

The younger didn’t push him to talk, he know that Jin know if he could say anything to him, if he doesn’t then probably he wasn’t ready. After a few minutes of silence, Jin turned his body, facing Namjoon, “Namjoon, be honest, what do you think about me?”

Namjoon started to think of so many possibilities of answer, then he shook it off, ‘could it be a trap question?’ he thought, “I think you are perfect to complete me” he chose the safest answer

JIn rolled his eyes, “don’t be an inspirational motivator, right now”

“I’m not, really.”

“what do you think when I asked you to have with me everyday?” Jin asked, he bit his lips, really scared of what he would say next, his inner mind thought Namjoon would say ‘you are like a ’ or any other bad words like that

“you are y” No. that wasn’t what he expected.

“Namjoon, are you serious?” the younger nodded, Jin lowered his gaze, “am I… that cheap?”

“what? Why would you suddenly ask like that?” Jin sighed, “I just want to ask, in case that I really am.”

“do you think I’m trashy?” Jin shook his head, “am I classy?” the older nodded, Namjoon smiled, “see, you already got your answer”

“I don’t…. understand” Jin stared at him, asking for explanation, “classy people don’t spare a glance at cheap things” Jin should have cringe at Namjoon response, but at times like this, the sentence made him fluttered, it was sweet, and somehow boost up his confidence once again.

When Namjoon made sure Jin fell asleep, he reached down under the bed and grabbed a black box before put it inside the drawer on the nightstand. ‘Soon, Kim Seokjin. Please, bear with it a bit more.’ he thought before pulled Jin closer and put his chin on top of the elder’s head

--^^--

It’s been nearly 6 months since the last time he visit Jimin at his house, so he decided to go there again after making sure it’s not weekend and still work hours. “Jiminnie! Open the door!” he knocked nonstop until the door was opened, Jimin wore sweatpants and big hoodie, “Jin hyung! come on in” he smiled

“it’s weird that you wear this clothes”

“I sleep in this, hyung”

“really? I thought you would be everynight” Jin replied sarcastically, Jimin suddenly faced him, “there is an improvement with Yoongi!” he said excitedly, “he becomes an aual?” the younger slapped Jin's shoulder

“no! it just he.. Oh my God! He is so.. Aaah!” the younger covered his face with his palms, “Jimin, what are you trying to say? Stop fangirling over your own bloody husband!” Jin facepalmed

“he is really sweet lately and he could control his addiction better”

“tell me the frequency”

Jimin blushed as soon as he heard Jin, “like… 5 times a week—but it much better than before, right?” Jin nodded, “he doesn’t… you know.. did that again, does he?” Jimin shook his head, “he got back to his sweet funny self” Jin smiled

“Jimin..”

“yes?”

“when Yoongi have with you everyday or when he cheated on you, do you think he is cheap?”

“why are you asking me like this out of the blue?”

“I’m curious”

“well, believe it or not, I never picture him as a cheap person. It was mistake. His mistake. It just happened to be really huge mistake.” Jin nodded his head in understand.

“who told you that you are cheap?” Jimin asked, the older was shock on how he could guess this, “I met Kidoh, again.” The words stabbed Jimin somewhere on his body, the past were replayed on his head, he cleared his throat, “where?”

“convenient store”

“I don’t know the way he told you this things, but I want to know that you aren’t the one who purposely drug someone just to him because of his idol cares about the victim” the younger’s word brought smile back to Jin’s face

--^^--

Jin was talking on his phone with Taehyung, listening to his rants about how Hoseok being so busy with his work, that they rarely meet each other. Jin shook his head, and giving some suggestion to make his brother cool down, suddenly his phone rang again, Namjoon called him, he put Taehyung on hold and answer the call.

“If you forget your keys again, I’m going to eat your flesh and drink your blood dry, Namjoon.—”

“Jin—”

“—For God’s sake it’s the 4 times you forget to bring it this week and it’s bloody Thursday—” Jin babbled

“Jin..”

“—how the hell you could be that forgetful, it’s your own house keys, Nam—”

“dammit, Jinseok! I bring my keys today!”

“oh okay.. so why you calling me?”

“We are going to somewhere, a date”

“Aw~ that’s sweet.. should I dress up?”

“less clothes is better, don’t wear any.”

“go to the hell!”

Jin could hear Namjoon laughed, “anything makes you comfortable. I’m going to pick you up at 8 o’clock”

“don’t usually people go at 7?”

“I finish my work at 7.30”

“you choose your work more than me?” Jin

“Jin, don’t get jealous over money. You know we both love it, don’t we?”

Jin laughed at this, “kay! See you later at the date, handsome~”

“bye, shoulder”

“Yah! I hate you!”

“I love you too” and Jin hang up. He looked at the clock, it was 6.15. Jin groaned, “that dumb mofo” He quickly took a brisk shower and he took almost one hour just to decided what to wear, he finally picked a simple shirt and black skinny jeans and black blazer after Namjoon texted him that he was already there.

Much to Jin’s surprise, Namjoon parked his car in a warehouse, the older’s breath start to hitch, it’s pitch black, he couldn’t see anything, he felt like suffocating, he blinked several times thinking his eyes would adjust to the darkness, but no, he completely couldn’t see anything, “N-Namjoon?” his voice cracked a bit, but he tried to hide it

the door beside him was opened, a big hand gripped his arm, guiding him out from the car, “it’s me, it’s okay” Namjoon voice soothed him a bit. He walked to somewhere in the place and they stopped, “wait, don’t move, I’m going to light up the light”

Jin started to panic, “No! Namjoon! Don’t leave me!” he gripped the younger’s shirt tightly

“just a moment and I’ll be back, I’m watching you” Namjoon released the grip, “No! Don’t! Oh my God!” Jin started to have a panic attack when he couldn’t find Namjoon near him, he wanted to ran away, but which direction? He couldn’t even see anything, his breath getting uncontrollable, he was suffocating. “Namjoon” was the last word the younger heard before the elder got really silent

Namjoon finally find the power button and press it, he smiled as soon as the lights turned up and illuminating the room, but his smile changed into a shock expression when he saw Jin laying like a corpse on the center of the room.

--^^--

“he is okay, his heartbeat would soon be normal again, he was having a panic attack.” The doctor explained, “thank you, doc” Namjoon couldn’t say anything else, his mind was on Jin, he elder still lied on the hospital bed, unconscious. Once the doctor left, Namjoon played with the box on his hand, ‘is it the wrong time? Should I postpone it?’

He heard someone groaned, “ugh, Namjoon?” Jin was awake, “feeling nauseous?” Jin shook his head, “I’m sorry, I ruined our date”

“nah, don’t worry.” Namjoon flashed a smile, “why didn’t you tell me that you were having a panic attack?”

Jin sat up, “I didn’t even know what is panic attack before this happened, I didn’t even know that I’m scared of dark”

“since we can’t go back there, I’m going to do this in a really classic and lame way”

“do what?” Namjoon put his left palm on Jin’s eyes, covering them up, “Breath in, breath out” he instructed, “Namjoon, I’m not in labor”

“you have to calm yourself, I don’t want you to get shock for the second time”

“the hell you trying to say?” Jin asked, Namjoon opened the box with his free hand and put his palm away from Jin’s eyes, he saw a ring in front of him, “Namjoon! Hell no!”

“I haven’t propose to you and I already got rejected?!”

Jin didn’t pay attention to what Namjoon said,“Oh my God! How would I tell this to everyone? No Namjoon! You should take me somewhere else, don’t propose me in the hospital, please.. it just really uncool” Namjoon relaxed a bit knowing Jin wasn’t really reject him

“After you discharge from here, we are going to reenact the scene, now answer first..”

“I do, silly! I don’t stay with you more than 5 years just to play around”

“okay” Namjoon beamed, “where do you want to reenact this scene? Park?”

“park sounds nice”

--^^--

Jin was strolling around the mall with Jimin, “you won’t believe how messed up our proposal had been”

“worse than unromantic Yoongi?”

“much worse! I fainted! And he ended up did it in the hospital! Nothing fan—”

“Pleasure to meet you here again, Seokjin” they both turned their head, and both wanted to ran away, “I see, another guy again” Jin didn’t say anything, Jimin’s heart beat faster than before, “you already passed your hormonal stage, why you still act like a ?”

Jimin gasped, “ off, Kidoh!” Jin cursed at him, “do you have some nerve to say that in your wedding day?” he asked before left

“what—why—How did he know?! And what is his problem?!” Jimin got frustrated, “don’t mind him.. he is sick.” Jin said to the younger, but actually, he asked himself internally, ‘do I really deserve a guy like Namjoon? Am I going to be a good husband for him?’

--^^--

Today is one week before their wedding day, Jin shifted on his bed in every two minutes, if Namjoon weren’t so tired because of preparing their big day, he would pulled Jin close and hugged him tight so he couldn’t move anymore. Jin was tired as hell, his muscles sore and his eyes are heavy, but he couldn’t fell asleep, he overthink again. He sat up on his bed, grabbed his phone and dialed Taehyung numbers

“I don’t know who are you but I will find you and I will kill you” his brother’s sleepy husky voice made him chuckled

“Taehyung?”

“I am”

“wake up, I want to talk about something”

“I know this voice.. wait..” Taehyung still half asleep as he kept blabbering nonsense, “… are you my hyung?”

“Kim Seokjin is speaking, does it ring the bell?” Jin could hear Taehyung moved suddenly as a person, who he recognized as Hoseok, said, ‘Taetae, you surprised me’

“Hyung! what’s up? It’s not a bad news, is it?”

“kind of..”

“Oh my! Don’t tell me we are going to cancel the ticket to Seoul tomorrow?!”

Oh! Taehyung thought Jin broke up with Namjoon, “No! not that bad, it just…” he sighed

“what? Don’t cut your sentence there!”

“Taehyung-ah, does Namjoon deserve someone like me?” Jin asked in low voice, “will I make him happy? I’m terrified, Taehyung.”

“as I recall, the six years you being together with him, there is no problem, at all. Who is the bastard telling you this and mess up with your brain?” his little brother’s voice turned dark

“no one, Taehyung. I just… you know.. feel insecure at some point.” Jin glanced at the clock, “Ah! You should go back to sleep, it’s 2 in the morning”

“I’m going to use my own method on him if I meet that person”

Jin suppressed his laugh “okay, Tae. Good night” and hang up after he heard a reply from the other line, he smiled.

--^^--

Jin paced back and forth in the styling room, Taehyung was there, Jimin too, and even Jungkook. The room was really loud, Taehyung and Jungkook were like twins, they have something in common, being loud and just now they already bond some kind of inside jokes which could only be understood by them.

Jimin pushed Jin to the seat back, “calm down, hyung” he was tired looking at his friend, “I’m worrying over anything, Jimin” he bit his nails, “were you like this too in your wedding day?”

“I almost peed myself” Jimin said with a serious expression, “would I mess the things up?” the younger shook his head, “if you thinking too much, you’ll end up mess the whole thing, just relax, hyung”

Meanwhile, Namjoon finished getting ready, he walked to the front of the priest and wait for Jin there, playing with his fingers and stopped when the audience started to stand up. There he was, beside his father, with a gray suit, hugged his broad chest and wide shoulders perfectly, he almost laughed when he saw Jin’s face, everyone could tell that he was really nervous. When they got nearer to Namjoon, the younger smiled as he stretched out his arm, Jin took it slowly and stood in front of Namjoon. Jin got calmer when he saw Namjoon’s smile.

They vowed, Jin’s first words were shaky, he couldn’t relax, the younger just kept smiling, his cheeks hurt, but it’s okay since it would calm the older a bit, “now, I pronounce them as a husbands, you may kiss your husband”

Jin blushed, his face got red instantly, “do some PDA, will you?” Jin made a mental note to kill his little brother after the party, he hesitated a bit, it’s not like he doesn’t like to kiss Namjoon, he does, but in front of so many people and him being thirty years old, it’s a bit embarrassing. Namjoon understand this, he planted a kiss on Jin’s forehead, only to heard ‘No~!’ from the voices that he recognized as Jungkook’s and Taehyung’s.

The party was smooth, until it’s time for Jimin to give his speech as Jin’s best man, “—they have known each other for long, they are just as sweet as sugar, their relationship is also the cutest and—”

“you can’t have a cute and sweet relationship with someone like him!” someone shouted, the audience gasped, he stood up, Jin widened his eyes, “how?!” he almost shouted, Namjoon looked at him, “did you…invite Kidoh?”

“I didn’t even tell him anything, Namjoon” Jin looked back at him, his eyes full of fears, only one thing running inside his mind, ‘the party is over, everything is going to be awful.’

"you are dating a , for your information"

"Pardon?" Namjoon’s blood boils inside him, ‘so this is the wanker who makes his Jin depressed’. Kidoh smirked, “Kim Seokjin, your husband, is a !” the said person really wanted to cry now, he was humiliated at his own wedding party.

“yet he wouldn’t even you” a deep voice shouted, it was Taehyung. The words made Kidoh glared at him, “can I borrow your microphone?” Jimin gave him the mic. "it's my turn to speak" The younger cleared his throat, “calm your old man. aren’t you such a ?” Taehyung asked, smirking at Kidoh

“listen there, you little rascal! He is on a multiple relationship! He was with him!” Kidoh pointed at Jimin, Yoongi just rolled his eyes. “and him!” he pointed at Jungkook who was sitting calmly beside Zelo, “me?!”, Jungkook stood from his seat and walked to Kidoh, pulled his collar closer to him, “you are the one who need to listen, you old potato!” he actually wanted to use harsher words on him, but there were many people, he couldn’t do that.

“he is like my brother to me, we were buying groceries and you are the one popped out suddenly from nowhere and telling him he is cheap and when I was on the skate park, you popped out again like a psychopath and punched me, and now you accused me?! you are impossible!” Jungkook was about to punch Kidoh, but Zelo pulled him to the side and held him tight, whispering something to make him calm down. Hoseok wanted to laugh at this, “you know what, if that so, they lack a top there.”

“and I already have husband, actually” Jimin confessed, “as the proud husband, I approve what he said” Yoongi spoke. Kidoh turned his head to Jin, “once a is always a , you can’t change the fact!”

“same goes to you too” Taehyung said with a smile, “a in heat.”

“Go yourself, Jin!”

“nah, it’s okay, don’t worry. I’ll help him” Namjoon finally spoke up, “I’ll make sure he is sated.”

“ you!” he showed his middle finger to Namjoon, “not in the mood to bottoming right now, sorry” Jin’s emotions mixed up into one, he couldn’t even say anything, he was too shock. He pulled himself together and come forward, he dragged Kidoh, “get outta here!”

“What the hell are you doing?!” Kidoh struggled with Jin’s grip

“obviously not you anymore!” Taehyung just couldn’t stop throwing sassy lines on him

The party ended shortly with Kidoh being dragged out with help of Yoongi, because Jin couldn’t handle the struggling guy alone. Jin walked away from the crowd after saying sorry with his palm covering his mouth, Namjoon followed him behind after he bowed and apologized too.

Zelo followed Yoongi, Jungkook didn’t know why, so he stayed with Taehyung and Hoseok who explained the things to the audience, and apologizing. Fortunately they understand this.

Namjoon found Jin in the balcony, hands on his hips and exhaled heavily, trying to calm down himself, the younger just walked to him and hugged him from behind, they didn’t say anything, but second after Namjoon tightened his hug, a hiccup escaped from his lover’s lips, Jin quickly covered his mouth, “baby, don’t be upset” they don’t usually call another by nicknames.

Jin didn’t reply, he was busy stopping himself from crying, he was upset, not because of the words from Kidoh anymore, but because of their wedding party was ruined. Namjoon turned Jin’s body so now he facing him, Jin kept his head hung low, wiping his tears, he couldn’t look at Namjoon yet.

“I’m sorry, Namjoon”

Namjoon held his chin to make Jin looked at the younger, “why are you sorry?” the older’s eyes were puffy and red, his nose also red, “I ruined our wedding party” Namjoon pulled him closer and let Jin rested his forehead on his shoulder, “C’mon, don’t blame yourself. It was Kidoh.”

“but if I wasn’t his boyfriend, Jimin wouldn’t experience that and Yoongi and I wouldn’t do it and—”

“ssh, it wasn’t your fault. All of us didn’t know that he is a sick person, okay? Stop being so anxious”

“But, Namjoon.. I ruined everything you prepared so well. I ruined your proposal, and now, I ruined our big day, I—”

“Hyung!” Taehyung ran to them, he hugged Jin from behind, “don’t be sad~ we could go for some ice cream later with everyone” Namjoon chuckled, “if you meet him again, just sass him out!” he continued

Jin smiled at his brother’s word, “I’ll keep that in mind, Taetae”

--^^--

“Where is Jungkook?” Jimin asked as he arrived at the ice cream parlor and sat beside Taehyung facing Jin, the eldest shrugged, “Hyung! Gaah! It’s so hot!” Jungkook panted as he forcefully ripped the mask from his face, “Kookie!” Taehyung beamed, Jungkook grinned widely, “Taetae hyung!”

“go place your order, then play” Jin spoke before they could started their nonsense conversation, Jimin pulled Jungkook to order, leaving the brothers on the table

“I think we are destined to meet each other” Jin and Taehyung turned his head, just as Taehyung wanted to open his mouth and sass him again, Jin said, “desperate enough to me that you follow me everywhere I go? Hate to break your bubbles, but I’m not available, Kim Namjoon is my customer tonight” Kidoh was taken aback, Taehyung’s mouth formed an ‘o’ at Jin’s words

“Yah! What are you doing, skimpy potato?!” Jungkook yelled, causing everyone stared at them, “you are a total creeper, aren’t you? Always following his schedule” Jimin snorted

“Screw you!”

"i told you, I’m taken tonight” Jin stood up, “what does it feels like to be rejected by a ?” Jungkook emphasized the ‘’ by putting his fingers on the air making an invisible quotation mark

“c’mon, let’s go out from here” Jin walked out, Jimin and Jungkook followed him, Taehyung stayed behind, he smirked at Kidoh, “now, you better go back to your workplace” he said as he fixed Kidoh’s shirt, “…fix your make-up” he patted his cheeks, “..and find some customer to take.” He spanked Kidoh’s before giving him his rectangular smile and left. Kidoh stood there, embarrassment were seen clearly on his face, eyes were all on him.

Taehyung joined them again, “Jungkook, since when you say those bad words?” Jin asked him, “I copied from Taetae hyung” the youngest pointed at Taehyung, “and where were you just now?” Jin looked at his little brother

“giving him a suggestion of what to do to killing time other than being a ”


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istillloveminwoo
#1
Chapter 1: I can't help but come back again to read it. They are so savageXD
armybbc #2
I don't know there is a sequel....i miss this and i can't control my love towards namjin
Btw your story always the best♥♥
pearlgrey
#3
Chapter 1: Sweet, kinki, and funny at the same time. Ohh so cute!! My fave part of this story was the hospital propose. I enjoyed reading this. I hope you will write more NamJIN authornim ^^
KpopBromance #4
Chapter 1: I should start calling people I hate skimpy potatoes XD
-xchimchim
#5
Chapter 1: Lol kidoh I like you but somehow I pity you the most in the fic tho XD poor him with all the sassy guys dissing him hahaha
KcuLL22 #6
Chapter 1: Lmao they sound like a bunch of teenage girls xD
Hiilovekpop #7
Chapter 1: Wow, that sass! XD I should just start calling people I don't like potatoes. I feel sorry for Namjin. Kidoh is indeed a skimpy potato. XD I really enjoyed this fic ^^
MayZee #8
Chapter 1: OMG THE AMOUNT OF SASSINESS IN THIS I CANNOT HANDLE xD
SongRachel
#9
Chapter 1: XD it's a bit funny at the end haha
Idk but uhhh
Poor kidoh XD

I love this fic !!!!!!
Namjoon has sweet side, and jin cutie as usual :3333
swagminsuga #10
Chapter 1: Waow...
I love it..
But why namjoon call jin with"jinseok"?