Of pizzas and Twitter
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Hoe don't do it. For the love of- Make an au where Jeongguk orders pizza and acidentally says Love you while ordering-Oh my god
Foreword
"Thanks. I'll see you then...Bye. Love you"
He could not believe he had said that out loud.
Jimin stared at him, whispering harshly beside him. "Dude, that was ing creepy! , we can never go to this place to order again! What the dude!?"
Jeongguk glared at him heatedly, clutching the phone in his hand tigher. The boy at the other side was silent, and Jeongguk has never felt the need to die.
"Shut the up Jimin, you know I didn't mean to that. , I ed up!"
Jimin screamed. "You think I don't know that!"
Jeongguk tore his hair out. "I want to die so bad!"
"Pack your bags, we're moving to Japan!"
", I feel ruined!"
"Jeon Jeongguk, you're going to jail for harassing an innocent delivery boy!"
"Don't ing remind me!"
This continued on for another minute, the delivery boy at the other side of the phone very quiet until a fit of deep giggles reached both of the boys' ears
I guess I love you too sir...But confenssing your undying love to me won't get you any discounts I'm afraid.
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A/N: Okay...I know I still have my other stories to finish, especially the one I haven't updated for a while. But don't worry, sometime this week or next week, I will update it...Hopfeully. I just couldn't resist the urge to make this a oneshot. Which was inspired by a tumblr post of a real experience by one of its users where they had said Love you while ordering pizza.
Disclaimer: Don't own the chracters in anyway whatsover. Just the idea
Warning: Cursing and very very weird insults. And horrible attempt at crack, so forgive me
Pairings: Vkook, Yoonmin (hinted), Vhope (Not much, just a little joke) Namjin(not seen at all, but their a pair) Brotherly!Taejin
Rated: M/T....Not really so much mature but Cursing and some ual terms are used for insults so, I guess that's mature?
Anyways, Ciao~ (Not Italian by the way)
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