CHAPTER 11

daonlygoldenmaknae started a conversation with pinkprincessjin, 84anim, hopeuforurhearteu, swegyoongisweg, and igotjams

daonlygoldenmaknae: guys do you think taehyung hyung is ignoring me

igotjams: what did you do

daonlygoldenmaknae: i didn’t do anything

hopeuforurhearteu: you must’ve done something to make him mad

swegyoongisweg: he literally never gets mad

igotjams: NEVER

daonlygoldenmaknae: i swear i didn’t do anything to him he’s just ignoring me i don’t even know if he’s mad he’s just not talking to me

hopeuforurhearteu: well he’s been talking to me normally so he’s not just in a bad mood

swegyoongisweg: he talks normally to me too

igotjams: same

daonlygoldenmaknae: well why do you guys think he’s mad at me

swegyoongisweg: kid you did something

daonlygoldenmaknae: I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING

hopeuforurhearteu: did you talk to him today

daonlygoldenmaknae: yeah i tried to but he kept on ignoring me like i wasn’t there

igotjams: what did you say

daonlygoldenmaknae: well when i woke up i said ‘good morning’ and he just glared at me before walking out of the room

hopeuforurhearteu: is that it

daonlygoldenmaknae: i went to the kitchen to get some food and i asked him if he wanted anything from the fridge and he didn’t say anything he just kept on looking at his phone

igotjams: what else

daonlygoldenmaknae: when we were getting ready he seemed like he was looking for something so i asked him what he was looking for and he just turned his back on me and continued to search for it and then when i asked him if he was looking for his socks he just ran out of the room

hopeuforurhearteu: wow

daonlygoldenmaknae: i just don’t understand why out of all people taehyung hyung is mad

swegyoongisweg: you did something alright

daonlygoldenmaknae: I DIDN’T ING DO ANYTHING OKAY

pinkprincessjin: NO SWEARING JUNGKOOK

hopeuforurhearteu: lol

igotjams: what’s the last conversation that you had with him

daonlygoldenmaknae: ...last night

hopeuforurhearteu: and what did you talk about

daonlygoldenmaknae: why

igotjams: why not

hopeuforurhearteu: we need to know in order to help you

igotjams: what, are you hiding something?

daonlygoldenmaknae: i think whatever me and tae talked about is between us

hopeuforurhearteu: something definitely happened last night

84anim: guys i think i know why taehyung is avoiding jungkook

hopeuforurhearteu: what an entrance

swegyoongisweg: were you just reading this conversation the entire time

84anim: yes

daonlygoldenmaknae: well tell me why he’s avoiding me

84anim: idk about this but i just walked into the kitchen and he was freaking out like crazy

daonlygoldenmaknae: what do you mean

84anim: he’s like crying and his face is red and he’s mumbling about some jerk who’s playing with his feelings

daonlygoldenmaknae: are you implying that the ‘jerk’ is me?

84anim: there’s no one else to suspect other than you

swegyoongisweg: lol did you the poor kid last night or something

hopeuforurhearteu: i’m pretty sure and lol aren’t supposed to be in the same sentence

daonlygoldenmaknae: no i did not tae

igotjams: then what did you do

daonlygoldenmaknae: i just … .

swegyoongisweg: tf

pinkprincessjin: NO SWEARING YOONGI

swegyoongisweg: THAT WASN’T EVEN A ING SWEAR WORD

pinkprincessjin: YOONGI THAT’S THE SECOND TIME IF YOU SWEAR ONE MORE TIME YOU WILL RECEIVE A SPANKINS

swegyoongisweg: YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME I AM AN ADULT

pinkprincessjin: AND I AM YOUR MOTHER

swegyoongisweg: THIS IS ING RIDICULOUS

pinkprincessjin: THAT’S IT

swegyoongisweg: NO NO NO I HATE SPANKINS I’M SORRY I’M SO SORRY MOTHER

<- pinkprincessjin signed off

<- swegyoongisweg signed off

hopeuforurhearteu: don’t you guys love how jin umma jumps into the conversation just to tell people not to swear

igotjams: yep

daonlygoldenmaknae: oop i hear screaming

84anim: wait jungkook what did you mean by “teasing”

daonlygoldenmaknae: it means what it means

igotjams: i don’t get it

daonlygoldenmaknae: well lately tae’s been acting a bit weird

84anim: ohh

igotjams: i still don’t get it

daonlygoldenmaknae: like whenever tae’s around me his face gets red and he stutters a lot when he talks to me

84anim: i’ve noticed

daonlygoldenmaknae: it’s pre