CHAPTER 10

84anim started a conversation with pinkprincessjin, swegyoongisweg, adultae, daonlygoldenmaknae, igotjams, and hopeuforurhearteu

84anim: kids it’s already 8pm

igotjams: so

84anim: so start heading back to the dorm

hopeuforurhearteu: hold on appa tae and jungkook are playing this arcade game and it’s super intense right now

swegyoongisweg: lol

hopeuforurhearteu: people in the arcade are like crowding around them because of how intense it is

pinkprincessjin: are you all wearing face masks to hide your faces

hopeuforurhearteu: yes umma

pinkprincessjin: okay good

igotjams: why are the face masks so important anyway

84anim: are you serious jimin

hopeuforurhearteu: when everyone still can’t deal with jimin’s stupidity

igotjams: what i just asked a question

swegyoongisweg: we need to wear them or else people will recognize us

igotjams: and that’s a bad thing because …

swegyoongisweg: because people will think we’re slacking off and we’re in the middle of promotions so we can’t have people thinking that

igotjams: ohh

swegyoongisweg: also if paparazzi took photos of us and wrote articles about where we were spotted, then manager hyung would’ve been able to easily find us

igotjams: i get it now

84anim: behold ladies and gentlemen the only person who can deal with jimin’s stupidity

igotjams: my baby is the only one that gets me ;)

swegyoongisweg: oh shut up

hopeuforurhearteu: wow you don’t even get that mad at him anymore for saying that type of stuff

84anim: yoongi is a changed man

hopeuforurhearteu: he hasn’t even said one swear word this entire conversation

84anim: who even are you

hopeuforurhearteu: what have you done to min yoongi

swegyoongisweg: you guys are so annoying

hopeuforurhearteu: thank you

pinkprincessjin: are tae and jungkook done yet

hopeuforurhearteu: they just finished

daonlygoldenmaknae: what have i missed

igotjams: yoongi proving his undying love for me

swegyoongisweg: GET THE OUT

84anim: aaaand he’s back

hopeuforurhearteu: well that was short lived

daonlygoldenmaknae: where’s jin umma

hopeuforurhearteu: true umma usually comes in to scold yoongi for swearing

84anim: oh he’s shopping for ingredients

igotjams: of course

hopeuforurhearteu: typical umma

swegyoongisweg: is everyone heading back to the dorm

daonlygoldenmaknae: well we’re not anytime soon

84anim: but i thought you guys were finished with that little game of yours

daonlygoldenmaknae: yeah but i bEAT THE OUT OF TAEHYUNG’S SORRY

hopeuforurhearteu: and tae’s like crying

swegyoongisweg: jesus christ

84anim: jungkook apologize to him

daonlygoldenmaknae: NO HE DESERVES IT I BEAT HIM FAIR AND SQUARE

84anim: APOLOGIZE

daonlygoldenmaknae: UGH FINE

igotjams: lol when appa turns into umma

84anim: i’m in charge around here when ur umma isn’t around

hopeuforurhearteu: and since when has that been a rule

84anim: since chapter 4

swegyoongisweg: whoa breaking the fourth wall much

igotjams: lol what fourth wall

hopeuforurhearteu: *facepalms self*

daonlygoldenmaknae: some people are just too stupid to try and explain everything to

igotjams: is that supposed to be me

hopeuforurhearteu: *intensely facepalms self*

igotjams: i don’t get it

hopeuforurhearteu: *very intensely facepalms self*

igotjams: STOP

daonlygoldenmaknae: and i thought i was the stupid one

igotjams: cuz u are

swegyoongisweg: jesus christ jimin just stop talking

igotjams: whatever you say honey ;)))

84anim: what were we even talking about

daonlygoldenmaknae: i apologized to tae

84anim: oh good

daonlygoldenmaknae: we’re heading home now

hopeuforurhearteu: hopefully

swegyoongisweg: what does ‘hopefully’ mean

hopeuforurhearteu: i might need some people to come over to where we are right now

84anim: why

daonlygoldenmaknae: yeah why

hopeuforurhearteu: BECAUSE YOU AND TAE ALWAYS GET DISTRACTED BY EVERY ING THING THAT’S WHY

daonlygoldenmaknae: no we don’t

hopeuforurhearteu: YES YOU DO

daonlygoldenmaknae: hobi hyung I am not a little child

84anim: uhh yes you are

daonlygoldenmaknae: no i’m not

igotjams: yes you are