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RedBeans93: omfg I'm so grossed out

RedBeans93: my eyes have been tainted

RedBeans93: scarred for life

HSangHyuk: why

HSangHyuk: what happened

RedBeans93: I saw Hakyeon-hyung and Wonshik making out

RedBeans93: fml

HSangHyuk: don't they kiss all day every day?

RedBeans93: it wasn't just kissing okay

RedBeans93: it was kissing with tongue and stuff and touching and everything

AceRavi: wtf dude

AceRavi: no one told you to look at us, Bun-ah

AceRavi: Bin-ah*

jaehwany0406: AHAHAHAHAHA HONGBUN

jaehwany0406: BUNNIE

jtaekwoon: Stop making out in public places, you two.

AceRavi: ....

AceRavi: damned typos.

AceRavi: AND WHY ISN'T HAKYEON-HYUNG BACKING ME UP

HSangHyuk: Oh no, this is terrible!

HSangHyuk: I'll sanitize your eyes for you, Hongbun-hyung.

HSangHyuk: oh, I meant Hongbin-hyung.

HSangHyuk: ahahhahahahaha

RedBeans93: lmao Wonshik, you can't even type properly

RedBeans93: forget it, Hyuk

RedBeans93: it's not like you're pure or anything

CHA_NNNNN: ooooooooooo

CHA_NNNNN: BURN

CHA_NNNNN: here I am, Rabbi~~~~

CHA_NNNNN: WHAT DO YOU MEAN TAINTED YOUR EYES??

CHA_NNNNN: IT'S A BLESSING FROM THE CHA

CHA_NNNNN: MAYBE YOU'LL GET LAID

RedBeans93: ????????

RedBeans93: yeah right

CHA_NNNNN: *hinthint*hyogi*hinthint*

RedBeans93: what

HSangHyuk: HUH

jaehwany0406: WAIT!

jtaekwoon: ?

jaehwany0406: isn't today some special day?

AceRavi: ?

AceRavi: I don't recall

CHA_NNNNN: yeah, me neither

jaehwany0406: oh

jaehwany0406: but there's this nagging feeling

RedBeans93: is it your monthsary?

jaehwany0406: huh

jaehwany0406: I don't know

jaehwany0406: we don't celebrate that

jtaekwoon: Someone's birthday?

jaehwany0406: OH

jaehwany0406: I think it's Kyungri-noona's birthday

jaehwany0406: let me check

CHA_NNNNN: psh I thought we could have a party

CHA_NNNNN: meh

RedBeans93: well

RedBeans93: we could still have a party

RedBeans93: even if it's not a special day?

AceRavi: please

AceRavi: manager-hyung wouldn't let us

jaehwany0406: OH! IT IS HER BIRTHDAY TODAY

CHA_NNNNN: okay

CHA_NNNNN: good to know

jaehwany0406: ):

CHA_NNNNN: anyone up for meat party tonight???

RedBeans93: ME

AceRavi: ME

jaehwany0406: MEEEEEEEEEE

jtaekwoon: Me.

CHA_NNNNN: Hyogi?

HSangHyuk: yeah, count me in too, I guess.

CHA_NNNNN: OKAY

CHA_NNNNN: YAY

CHA_NNNNN: NOW LET ME GO PESTER MANAGER-HYUNG

AceRavi: thanks hyung

AceRavi: love you

RedBeans93: there we go again

RedBeans93: what to do about this never-ending display of affection

AceRavi: well

AceRavi: if you love them, tell them

AceRavi: don't wait until it's too late, y'know

AceRavi: do it while you still can

AceRavi: leave no regrets

jaehwany0406: mhmmmmmm

jaehwany0406: such deep, Wonshik

jtaekwoon: Good thoughts.

RedBeans93: ...

CHA_NNNNN: wow, my Wonshikie is so wise

CHA_NNNNN: I'm impressed

AceRavi: yes

AceRavi: I can be philosopher Kim

jaehwany0406: ANYONE WANNA EAT CHEETOS WITH ME

jtaekwoon: No snacking, Lee Jaehwan.

jaehwany0406: WHY

jaehwany0406: ):

jtaekwoon: Diet.

jaehwany0406: ):

jaehwany0406: fine.

RedBeans93: guys

RedBeans93: why are our conversations all so unconstructive

RedBeans93: like

RedBeans93: all so shallow and meaningless

RedBeans93: we need to have some HTHT

AceRavi: wow

AceRavi: so deep

AceRavi: but who does HTHT over chat???

RedBeans93: me

RedBeans93: I like it like this

CHA_NNNNN: YES AGREE WITH BIN

CHA_NNNNN: for once

RedBeans93: yes

RedBeans93: okay

RedBeans93: so we can ask each other questions or complain or praise someone else

RedBeans93: or just say anything you've wanted to

RedBeans93: one at a time

RedBeans93: let's start with Hakyeon-hyung

CHA_NNNNN: YES BINNIE

CHA_NNNNN: when are you going to confess?

RedBeans93: ...

RedBeans93: can I choose dare?

CHA_NNNNN: sure

CHA_NNNNN: go confess

jaehwany0406: tsktsk Binnie, you just dug yourself a hole

RedBeans93: ...

RedBeans93: ugh

RedBeans93: I will when the time comes okay

AceRavi: you'd better

RedBeans93: you guys sound like annoying relatives asking you to get married

RedBeans93: gosh

RedBeans93: Wonshik

RedBeans93: your turn

AceRavi: hmm

AceRavi: sorry if you guys think Hakyeon-hyung and I pda too much

AceRavi: but it'll be good if you guys could just pretend to not see it, y'know?

AceRavi: we'll try to keep it behind closed doors, though

RedBeans93: yes

RedBeans93: thank you

jaehwany0406: ooooooo rabbeh~

jaehwany0406: so you DO know that you guys pda too much

jtaekwoon: That's new.

CHA_NNNNN: HEY

CHA_NNNNN: what's wrong with showing love

CHA_NNNNN: I don't get how you two can be so secretive

CHA_NNNNN: like really

CHA_NNNNN: omg

RedBeans93: OKAY

RedBeans93: moving on

RedBeans93: Jaehwan-hyung?

jaehwany0406: I don't have much to say?

jaehwany0406: but I wanna thank all you guys hehehe

jaehwany0406: for being the best companions I could ask for

jaehwany0406: special thanks to Hakyeon-hyung for being a wonderful leader

CHA_NNNNN: awwwww <3

jaehwany0406: and special special thanks to Taekwoon-hyung for terrorizing me, hitting me and all

jtaekwoon: ...

jaehwany0406: and hugging me and kissing me and loving me HEEHEEEEE

jtaekwoon: .

jtaekwoon: You're welcome.

RedBeans93: ...

RedBeans93: brb puking rainbows

CHA_NNNNN: YAH

CHA_NNNNN: why do you treat Wonshik and I so differently from them???

AceRavi: exactly

AceRavi: that's mean, Bin

RedBeans93: well

RedBeans93: cuz you guys do it excessively

RedBeans93: sorry

RedBeans93: next, Taekwoon-hyung

jtaekwoon: I personally think we are an amazing group.

jaehwany0406: WORD.

CHA_NNNNN: oooooooooooo our Leo

AceRavi: ...

AceRavi: seriously

jtaekwoon: Kidding.

jtaekwoon: We do have many things to work on, but I'm glad it will be with you guys.

CHA_NNNNN: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that's sweet

jaehwany0406: AWWWWWWWWW <3

jaehwany0406: especially me? :D

jtaekwoon: ...

jtaekwoon: If you say so.

RedBeans93: OKAY

RedBeans93: TOO MUCH FLUFF

RedBeans93: SANGHYUK?

HSangHyuk: um

HSangHyuk: thanks hyungs for taking care of me

HSangHyuk: I don't have complaints except for the pda but that's settled, I hope

HSangHyuk: tbh I'm glad I met you all

HSangHyuk: esp Hongbin-hyung because we match really well

HSangHyuk: that's what I think

jaehwany0406: SHIP SHIP

AceRavi: my ship is sailing

CHA_NNNNN: OH MY GOSH

CHA_NNNNN: MY PRECIOUS BABIES

RedBeans93: ... :)

RedBeans93: I think so too.

RedBeans93: anyway

RedBeans93: my turn, yea?

RedBeans93: everyone keeps saying weird cheesy stuff

RedBeans93: but I really just wanted to ask Taekwoon-hyung

RedBeans93: why is it that you only speak when Jaehwan-hyung speaks??

RedBeans93: in this group at least

AceRavi: he does?

AceRavi: I didn't realize

jtaekwoon: ...

jtaekwoon: Do I?

RedBeans93: yeah, just scroll up to check

jtaekwoon: I don't know.

jtaekwoon: I don't do it on purpose.

CHA_NNNNN: wow

CHA_NNNNN: it's true

CHA_NNNNN: good observation

RedBeans93: thanks, thanks

AceRavi: so much chemistry that they even have to talk together?

jaehwany0406: wow

jaehwany0406: COOL

jaehwany0406: hyung ur the sodium to my chloride

jtaekwoon: ...

RedBeans93: ...

RedBeans93: yeah

RedBeans93: okay

RedBeans93: cool

RedBeans93: end of HTHT session

RedBeans93: see you again next time

jaehwany0406: lol are you a host or what

-

Sanghyuk lay on his bed, staring at the ceiling. Did they really not remember his birthday? It can't be, at least one of them would have remembered, right? It couldn't be. They must have been planning a surprise for him. But usually we surprise the birthday boy at 12am with cake... Well, they had been pretty busy and it was one of the rare days they could actually rest at home. Perhaps they really did forget. It wasn't hard for something unimportant like a birthday to slip their minds, right. Still, they should have remembered it was my birthday when they mentioned Kyungri-noona's birthday just now... So is this all a prank or what?

Sanghyuk sighed audibly and before he knew it, he drifted off into sleep.

-

Hongbin was tapping Sanghyuk on the shoulder, waking him up. He told Sanghyuk to get changed to go out for their meat party. Sanghyuk slowly got up and dragged himself to change. He wasn't really in the mood to do anything other than lying down, but he wasn't about to miss a meal where their manager was paying.

They pulled up in front of a barbeque restaurant, and made their way into a private room. As soon as they settled down, a waitress came over to take their order. Hakyeon ordered, "Samgyeopsal for 7, and gopchang for 7, thank you!"

Sanghyuk's eyes lit up at the word "gopchang". He tilted his head, "Hyung, I thought you didn't like gopchang."

Hakyeon smiled, evil intentions clear, "I don't, so the birthday boy can have my portion."

Everyone other than Sanghyuk started cheering and clapping, leaving Sanghyuk in a state of shock. He had somewhat expected this, but he was still surprised. He whined, "Yah! I thought you guys really forgot about my birthday!"

Hongbin grinned widely, "Of course we didn't. You should have known."

Jaehwan summoned his inner ahjumma, "Our Hyukie is all grown up, aigoo~ Birthday surprise, SUCCESS!"

-

Back in chatroom: "MY CUTE BABIES" (RedBeans93 and HSangHyuk are away.)

CHA_NNNNN: psst

CHA_NNNNN: guys

CHA_NNNNN: I'm outside Hongbin's room now

CHA_NNNNN: and he's inside with Hyukie

AceRavi: wow

AceRavi: exciting

jaehwany0406: woooOOOOOOooo

CHA_NNNNN: and they're talking

CHA_NNNNN: "Hyuk-ah"

CHA_NNNNN: "I thought about this for a long time"

CHA_NNNNN: oh my GOd

CHA_NNNNN: "Today seems like a good time to tell you"

jaehwany0406: GASPS

CHA_NNNNN: "I was thinking"

CHA_NNNNN: "We could try being together"

CHA_NNNNN: OH MY ING GOD

CHA_NNNNN: SORRY FOR THE LANGUAGE BUT

CHA_NNNNN: I CAN'T

jaehwany0406: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

jaehwany0406: SO EXCITING

CHA_NNNNN: "What do you think?"

AceRavi: I'm so proud of Bin

AceRavi: I thought he'd never do it

jaehwany0406: oh my

jaehwany0406: what did Hyukie say

CHA_NNNNN: HE SAID

CHA_NNNNN: YES

CHA_NNNNN: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CHA_NNNNN: MY FEELS

jaehwany0406: SHIP SHIP

AceRavi: MY SHIP SAILS

CHA_NNNNN: "Here's your birthday present"

CHA_NNNNN: OH

CHA_NNNNN: MY

CHA_NNNNN: GOD

CHA_NNNNN: HYUKIE JUST SAID

CHA_NNNNN: "hyung you're the only birthday present I need"

CHA_NNNNN: WHAT THE

AceRavi: wtf

AceRavi: and they say we're cheesy

jaehwany0406: these kids

jaehwany0406 changed the name of the chatroom to "MY SHIP HAS SAILED".

jtaekwoon: Finally.

CHA_NNNNN: THEY WILL KILL ME WHEN THEY READ THE CHAT BUT

CHA_NNNNN: IT'S WORTH IT

CHA_NNNNN: I'LL DIE HAPPY

CHA_NNNNN: NO REGRETS

jaehwany0406: my condolences

AceRavi: mine too

jtaekwoon: Mine too.

RedBeans93: WHAT

RedBeans93: THE

RedBeans93:

RedBeans93: HAKYEON-HYUNG

RedBeans93: DO YOU KNOW

RedBeans93: WHAT IS

RedBeans93: PRIVACY

CHA_NNNNN: I know

CHA_NNNNN: duh

CHA_NNNNN: I just didn't give you any

RedBeans93: .

RedBeans93: I AM SO DONE

CHA_NNNNN: WONSHIK SAVE ME

HSangHyuk: just ignore them, hyung

HSangHyuk: he would have told the rest anyway

HSangHyuk: lol

CHA_NNNNN: you're right

CHA_NNNNN: please keep Hongbin beyond a 5 metre radius from me

CHA_NNNNN: thanks

RedBeans93: be careful when you walk, hyung

RedBeans93: I'll be watching you

CHA_NNNNN: ):

RedBeans93: .

CHA_NNNNN: ):

RedBeans93: I'm not Wonshik. It doesn't work on me.

CHA_NNNNN: ...

CHA_NNNNN: okay bye see you never again

CHA_NNNNN is away.

jaehwany0406: too much drama in this group

jaehwany0406: I need sleep

jaehwany0406 is away.

jtaekwoon is away.

AceRavi: um

AceRavi: congrats anyway

AceRavi: bye

AceRavi is away.

HSangHyuk: we should sleep too.

RedBeans93: okay

RedBeans93: :)

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A/N:

Wow would you look at that. The last time I updated was 30th June. Today is 2nd August.
Time flies when school happens, yeah? I can't believe my high school life is coming to an end rather soon.
Sorry for the slooooooow and short updates but don't worry!! I didn't abandon this fic!!
And for the record, Kyungri's birthday is actually 5th July too.
Finally got them Hyukbin together yea huehuehue. The members ship them too (:
Hakyeon forever spying on the other members' private moments.
And sorry not sorry for "you're the sodium to my chloride" AHAHAHA. I love chemistry.
So I hope it won't be another 1 month the next time I'm here, but I can only hope.
Thanks for reading :3

-jungbros