Chat room: "LIFE IS A CONSPIRACY"

CHA_NNNNN: Taekwoon-ah

CHA_NNNNN: paging for Taekwoon

CHA_NNNNN: Jung Leo

CHA_NNNNN: pinkeu pinkeu leo

CHA_NNNNN: TAEKWOON

CHA_NNNNN: WHERE IS TAEKWOON

jtaekwoon: What.

CHA_NNNNN: Taekwooooooooooon

CHA_NNNNN: cook me your signature spaghetti

CHA_NNNNN: pleaaaaaaase

jtaekwoon: No.

CHA_NNNNN: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

CHA_NNNNN: YOU SAID YOU'LL COOK ANYTHING I WANT

jtaekwoon: Fine.

jtaekwoon: As long as you stop whining.

CHA_NNNNN: YAY

CHA_NNNNN: I LOVE YOU TAEKWOON

jtaekwoon: Shut up before I change my mind.

CHA_NNNNN: ㅠㅅㅠ so fierce

jtaekwoon: Last warning.

CHA_NNNNN: okay okay geez

AceRavi: mhm seems like Taekwoon-hyung is feeling kind today

RedBeans93: ikr?

HSangHyuk: GUYS LOOK

HSangHyuk: EXO's new mv is out

RedBeans93: ooooooo

RedBeans93: I should go congratulate Suho-hyung on their comeback!!

RedBeans93: and Minseok-hyung

RedBeans93: and Chanyeol-hyung

RedBeans93: argh so many people

AceRavi: lmao Jongin doesn't even know his mv came out

AceRavi: what a joke

CHA_NNNNN: ooooooo our Minseok!!

jtaekwoon: Thanks for sharing.

jtaekwoon: I should probably congratulate Yixing then.

jtaekwoon: And Junmyeon. And Jongdae.

HSangHyuk: ...

HSangHyuk: I'm not really that close with them tho...

HSangHyuk: Hongbin-hyung!!

RedBeans93: yea?

HSangHyuk: help me send my congrats too!!

RedBeans93: sure

RedBeans93: but where's Jaehwan-hyung?

RedBeans93: he's weirdly quiet today

jaehwany0406: I'm here?

jaehwany0406: I was just talking to Kyungsoo haha

jaehwany0406: and Baekhyun

AceRavi: hyung, you alright?

AceRavi: you sound a little down

jaehwany0406: what could be wrong with me?

jaehwany0406: I'm fine as I am

RedBeans93: Wonshik is right though

RedBeans93: are you sure you're fine?

jaehwany0406: you guys make it sound like I'm dying

jaehwany0406: I'm not!!

RedBeans93: touchwood!!

CHA_NNNNN: mmm

CHA_NNNNN: this won't do

CHA_NNNNN: paging for Mr Jung to do something about this

CHA_NNNNN: Mr Jung? 

CHA_NNNNN: Taekwoon-sshi?

jtaekwoon: What?

CHA_NNNNN: DO YOUR JOB

CHA_NNNNN: GO

jaehwany0406: why Taekwoon-hyung?

CHA_NNNNN: are you serious

CHA_NNNNN: are you running a fever

CHA_NNNNN: are you high

CHA_NNNNN: who else am I supposed to ask?!

jaehwany0406: ...

jtaekwoon is away.

AceRavi: hyung, I'm getting worried...

jaehwany0406: it's really nothing.

jaehwany0406: don't worry about nothing.

jaehwany0406 is away.

 

Conversation between jtaekwoon and zyxzjs

jtaekwoon: Hello Yixing.

zyxzjs: hey hyung

zyxzjs: !!

zyxzjs: what's up?

jtaekwoon: I saw your new mv. It's great.

zyxzjs: awww thanks hyung!!

zyxzjs: oh since we're on this topic

zyxzjs: I was just curious

zyxzjs: how much did you get from royalties

zyxzjs: cuz this song I wrote is going to come out in our album

zyxzjs: ehhehehehe

zyxzjs: if you don't mind sharing

jtaekwoon: ... Yixing.

jtaekwoon: You don't write songs for royalties, do you?

zyxzjs: no!! of course not!!

zyxzjs: the song is about us and the fans...

jtaekwoon: Sorry, I didn't mean that.

zyxzjs: it's okay!!

jtaekwoon: But you'll surely get more that I did because you're EXO.

zyxzjs: ah...

zyxzjs: tbh I was just trying to find a topic to talk to you about, hyung!!

zyxzjs: it's been so long!! 

zyxzjs: I could have asked you the cliche "how's life"

zyxzjs: but yeah so how's life?

jtaekwoon: Hmm, recently we had concerts and we're preparing for a Japanese single.

jtaekwoon: Oh, can I ask you something?

zyxzjs: wow, y'all seem busy!!

zyxzjs: of course

jtaekwoon: Not as busy as you, of course.

jtaekwoon: Does Junmyeon ever get jealous? How do you guys deal with jealousy?

jtaekwoon: Jaehwan always gets jealous even if he doesn't show it.

zyxzjs: ahahahahhaha

zyxzjs: hahahahah

zyxzjs: I think I'm the one to get jealous actually

zyxzjs: >.<

zyxzjs: well

zyxzjs: at the end of the day, I know he still loves me the most

zyxzjs: when he hugs me or kisses me

zyxzjs: or when we do stuff 

zyxzjs: y'know what I mean ;)

jtaekwoon: ...

jtaekwoon: Ahh...

jtaekwoon: I see.

zyxzjs: yup!! so I think you can show him that you love him the most, hyung!

jtaekwoon: Thanks.

zyxzjs: anytime!!

zyxzjs: ah

zyxzjs: I think I gotta go now

zyxzjs: talk to you again, hyung

zyxzjs: take care!!

jtaekwoon: You take care too.

zyxzjs: ^3^

 

Meanwhile in "LIFE IS A CONSPIRACY":

RedBeans93: look at this hyung lying through his teeth...

CHA_NNNNN: Taekwoon better do his job well

CHA_NNNNN: or else

HSangHyuk: or else what?

CHA_NNNNN: or else

CHA_NNNNN: I will kiss him every day

CHA_NNNNN: KIDDING

AceRavi: ...

AceRavi: what

CHA_NNNNN: JUST KIDDING

CHA_NNNNN: THE ONLY PERSON I WOULD KISS IS YOU

CHA_NNNNN: YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT??

CHA_NNNNN: ♡ R ♡ A ♡ V ♡ I ♡

AceRavi: I sure hope so

AceRavi: Love you, hyung

CHA_NNNNN: I love you, Wonshik~~~

RedBeans93: gosh

RedBeans93: would you guys stop treating this like a private conversation

HSangHyuk: my thoughts exactly

HSangHyuk: it's making me uncomfortable

AceRavi: sorry

AceRavi: we will bring our love elsewhere

AceRavi: or are you guys just jealous??

RedBeans93: jealous about what????

HSangHyuk: why jealous??

AceRavi: woah would you look at that synchronization

AceRavi: jealous that you can't publicly profess your love for each other? ;) ;) ;)

RedBeans93: what are you talkign abuot

HSangHyuk: HUH

RedBeans93: talking about*

AceRavi: why are you in such a hurry to type that all the typos are coming out?

AceRavi: ;) ;) ;)

CHA_NNNNN: OOOOOOOOOOO

CHA_NNNNN: THIS IS EXCITING

CHA_NNNNN: I LIKE THIS

RedBeans93: I'm just anti pad and that's that

RedBeans93: UGH I MEAN PDA

HSangHyuk: who even says those stuff to each other??

AceRavi: HAHAHAHA NO PADS, BIN, NO PADS HERE

HSangHyuk: in front of 4 other guys at that

CHA_NNNNN: they're just so cute

RedBeans93: SHUT UP

CHA_NNNNN: even if they don't say it out loud

CHA_NNNNN: they are always by each other's side

CHA_NNNNN: AWWWW MY CUTE BABIES

CHA_NNNNN: WHICH REMINDS ME

CHA_NNNNN changed the name of the group to "MY CUTE BABIES".

RedBeans93: ..........

HSangHyuk: what...

AceRavi: mmmhm I agree with you, hyung

RedBeans93: I'm out

HSangHyuk: what even

RedBeans is away.

HSangHyuk is away.

CHA_NNNNN: awwwwwwwwww look at them

CHA_NNNNN: they think so alike

CHA_NNNNN: including how they think of each other

CHA_NNNNN: HAHAHAHA

CHA_NNNNN: my cute babies

CHA_NNNNN: I love them all

CHA_NNNNN: why isn't anyone responding

CHA_NNNNN: Wonshik????

CHA_NNNNN: am I talking to a wall here???

CHA_NNNNN: hellooooooooooooo

CHA_NNNNN: fine

CHA_NNNNN: forget it

CHA_NNNNN: NO ONE TALK TO ME TOMORROW

CHA_NNNNN: I WILL NOT RESPOND TO ANYONE

CHA_NNNNN: maybe except Wonshik

CHA_NNNNN: or Taekwoon if he does actually make me food

CHA_NNNNN: I bet he forgot about it after talking to Jaehwan

CHA_NNNNN: but what's new huh

CHA_NNNNN: all my cute babies

CHA_NNNNN: helloooooooooooooo

CHA_NNNNN: ...

CHA_NNNNN: fine.

CHA_NNNNN: bye.

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A/N:

I'm so sorry this took so long and it's so short ): sorry!!
I'm just having my exam week and yeah last year of high school so yup.
I based some of their conversation on actual things that happened.
I read in some interview that Taekwoon promised to make Hakyeon anything he wanted after their concert or something??
Yeah and the EXO members that each member said they'll congratulate are those they actually have moments with ahaha.
If you look up vixxo stuff you'll see it and I FREAKING SHIP TAEKXING I CAN'T.
And I ship Taekwoon with Junmyeon too. I love how Taekwoon is friends with my EXO biases *-*
And sorry not sorry for inserting some sulay hah
Anyway it's already 30th June so... #HAPPYNDAY!!
I just had to make Hakyeon an overly dramatic drama queen.
Have a great week ahead everyone!

-jungbros