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VIXXTalk

CHA_NNNNN created the chat room "MY BABIES".

jaehwany0406: WHAT'S THIS

HSangHyuk: wowwww is this a group chat?!!

HSangHyuk: I can't believe Hakyeon-hyung is tech-savvy enough to make this

HSangHyuk: Y'know, with his age and all

CHA_NNNNN: EXCUSE YOU HAN SANGHYUK

CHA_NNNNN: I'M SO KICKING YOU OUT

CHA_NNNNN: DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO KICK SOMEONE OUT

AceRavi: What's with the caps hyung

CHA_NNNNN: EXPRESSING MY RAGE THAT'S WHAT

RedBeans93: Lol Hyukie

RedBeans93: You speak my mind

CHA_NNNNN: ARE YOU GUYS TIRED OF LIVING

CHA_NNNNN: I'M GOING TO GOOGLE HOW TO KICK YOU GUYS OUT THIS MOMENT

jaehwany0406: and THE Taekwoon-hyung hasn't said a single word.

jaehwany0406: will you kick him out for being too quiet also?

jtaekwoon: .

RedBeans: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ seems like Taekwoon-hyung doesn't want to be kicked out

CHA_NNNNN has removed HSangHyuk from the chat room.

CHA_NNNNN has removed RedBeans93 from the chat room.

CHA_NNNNN: HAH I DID IT ES

CHA_NNNNN: DON'T WORRY TAEKWOONIE I LOVE YOU SO I WON'T KICK YOU OUT

AceRavi: Lol

AceRavi: Five minutes in and the chat room is in this state

AceRavi: VIXX is an amazing team

jaehwany0406: IKR?! 

jaehwany0406: and why is the chat room named "MY BABIES"?

jtaekwoon: Invite the kids back, Hakyeon.

CHA_NNNNN: BECAUSE U GUYS ARE MY BABIES THAT'S WHY

CHA_NNNNN: NO TAEKWOON I AIN'T GONNA

CHA_NNNNN: WHAT CAN YOU DO ABOUT IT?!

jtaekwoon invited RedBeans93 to the chat room.

jtaekwoon invited HSangHyuk to the chat room.

jaehwany0406: ooooooooo he did something

jaehwany0406 changed to name of the chat room to "I LOVE JAEHWAN"

jaehwany0406: ooooooooo I did something too!!

HSangHyuk: oh look I'm back

HSangHyuk: Hakyeon-hyung should stop being so childish

HSangHyuk: Getting pissed at 20 year olds

CHA_NNNNN: DID YOU JUST

CHA_NNNNN: YOU DIDN'T JUST

RedBeans93: just what?

AceRavi: looooool are you guys competing to see who gets kicked out first or something

CHA_NNNNN: I CREATED THIS SO WE COULD TALK TO EACH OTHER EVEN WHEN WE DON'T SEE EACH OTHER

CHA_NNNNN: NOT FOR YOU GUYS TO SHOOT YOUR LEADER LIKE THIS

CHA_NNNNN: I GIVE UP

CHA_NNNNN: I QUIT

CHA_NNNNN: OKAY?

CHA_NNNNN left the chat room.

jaehwany0406: ooooooooo someone sure sounds angry

jaehwany0406: u guys are so dead

jtaekwoon: ...

jtaekwoon: Go apologize to him.

AceRavi: ... yea y'all should.

RedBeans93: ......

RedBeans93: brb guys

RedBeans93 is away.

HSangHyuk is away.

jaehwany0406: them kids

jaehwany0406: but honestly Hakyeon-hyung is overreacting

AceRavi: yeah

AceRavi: but when does he not?

jaehwany0406: true LOL

jaehwany0406: how long is he gonna stay angry for?

jaehwany0406: Taekwoon-hyung??? your input please??

jtaekwoon: 10 minutes max.

AceRavi: I second that.

AceRavi: Easily pissed but cools down pretty quickly

AceRavi: It's like he always has mood swings

jaehwany0406: PMS?!

jaehwany0406: is he secretly a girl?!

jtaekwoon: ...

jtaekwoon: That wasn't funny, Jaehwan.

jaehwany0406: ... okay ):

jaehwany0406: sorry ):

jaehwany0406: but you know I'm just kidding right??

jaehwany0406: I'm not like those kids y'know

jtaekwoon: I know.

jaehwany0406: (:

jaehwany0406: love you hyung <3

jtaekwoon: Love you too.

AceRavi: sorry to interrupt

AceRavi: but this is a group chat, not a personal conversation

AceRavi: hate to say this but bring your love elsewhere, alright?

jtaekwoon: .

jaehwany0406: how about no? XD

jaehwany0406: oooooooo did I just hear Hongbin scream

AceRavi: Yeah I think I heard it too

AceRavi: That probably means Hakyeon-hyung is terrorizing them

AceRavi: Which means he's back to normal

AceRavi: Yay

jtaekwoon invited CHA_NNNNN to the chat room.

CHA_NNNNN: SAY IT, KIDS

RedBeans93: Hakyeon-hyung is the best!!

HSangHyuk: We love Hakyeon-hyung!!

RedBeans93: You know what

RedBeans93 changed the name of the chat room to "CHA HAKYEON JJANG".

HSangHyuk: nice

jaehwany0406: wow did Hakyeon-hyung brainwash you guys or smth???

CHA_NNNNN: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BRAINWASH

CHA_NNNNN: THEY JUST REALIZED MY GREATNESS

HSangHyuk: No, no brainwash, nothing of that sort

RedBeans93: Yeah

RedBeans93: Just an eye-opening lecture on the greatness of the Cha

CHA_NNNNN: SEE

CHA_NNNNN: TOLD YOU

AceRavi: Hyung, is your caps lock stuck or what?

jtaekwoon is away.

jaehwany0406 is away.

CHA_NNNNN: OBVIOUSLY NOT

CHA_NNNNN: I'M NOT EVEN USING A PHYSICAL KEYBOARD

CHA_NNNNN: THIS IS THE SMARTPHONE AGE DEAR

CHA_NNNNN: HOW CAN THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON BE STUCK ON A TOUCHSCREEN???

AceRavi: ... right.

RedBeans93: that's the way the great speaks

HSangHyuk: do not judge the great leader

HSangHyuk: we should respect his ways

RedBeans93: no one should question the great leader

RedBeans93: he is always right

AceRavi: ... okay.

AceRavi: I see what he did to you guys.

AceRavi: but y'all making him sound like a North Korean dictator

HSangHyuk: DO NOT COMPARE OUR GREAT LEADER TO THE KIMS

RedBeans93: DO NOT BE ATROCIOUS, WONSHIK

AceRavi: now you guys are even typing like him

AceRavi: I'm so done

AceRavi: I'm coming over, Hakyeon-hyung

AceRavi is away.

CHA_NNNNN: Fine

CHA_NNNNN: You kids can stop now

AceRavi: Yes

AceRavi: Thank me

RedBeans93: YESSSSSS

RedBeans93: but that was quite fun tbh

HSangHyuk: HAHAHAHA ikr I was laughing my off

HSangHyuk: we should do that again some time soon

RedBeans93: like now maybe

RedBeans93: where has our dear leader gone?!

HSangHyuk: do not leave us, great leader!!

CHA_NNNNN: ...

AceRavi: wow

CHA_NNNNN: I feel weirdly satisfied.

RedBeans93: GREAT LEADER!!

RedBeans93: we have missed you dearly

HSangHyuk: we are honored to be at your service, your highness

HSangHyuk: making your highness satisfied is our honor

CHA_NNNNN: okay...

AceRavi: I feel...

AceRavi: weird.

HSangHyuk: DO NOT JUDGE US

HSangHyuk: FOR IF YOU JUDGE US, YOU ARE JUDGING OUR GREAT LEADER

AceRavi: ... where's the logic in that?

CHA_NNNNN: okaaay...

RedBeans93: YOU DO NOT SPEAK LOGIC WITH US

RedBeans93: WE LIVE BY LOYALTY AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS

RedBeans93: NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN LOYALTY, NOT EVEN LOGIC

HSangHyuk: THAT'S RIGHT

CHA_NNNNN: now I feel like kicking them out of the group again

AceRavi: I concur.

CHA_NNNNN: WELL DAMN

CHA_NNNNN: THE GROUP ADMIN IS NOW TAEKWOON BECAUSE I LEFT JUST NOW

CHA_NNNNN: PAGING FOR TAEKWOON

RedBeans93: okay okay man I'll stop

RedBeans93: and here I thought no one was going to point out the fact that

RedBeans93: Taekwoon-hyung and Jaehwan-hyung have been away for awhile

HSangHyuk: okay then I should stop too

HSangHyuk: continue next time, hyung

RedBeans93: definitely.

CHA_NNNNN: yes

CHA_NNNNN: thank you

AceRavi: Um

AceRavi: Well

AceRavi: Regarding the two of them

AceRavi: If you scroll up you'll see it

AceRavi: I told them to bring their love somewhere else bc they were being gross

AceRavi: And I'm pretty sure I heard Taekwoon-hyung going into Jaehwan-hyung's room

AceRavi: So yup

CHA_NNNNN: GASPS

CHA_NNNNN: ARE THEY DOING ANYTHING ILLEGAL

CHA_NNNNN: IT MUST BE HOT THERE

CHA_NNNNN: I MUST CHECK IT OUT

RedBeans93: who even types "gasps"

CHA_NNNNN: ME

CHA_NNNNN: WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT

RedBeans93: nothing

RedBeans93: sorry

CHA_NNNNN: NOW THAT'S MY BOY

CHA_NNNNN: SO EXCUSE ME WHILE I CHECK OUT THE HOT STUFF

CHA_NNNNN is away

HSangHyuk: now I'm curious too

HSangHyuk: but I shall respect their privacy

HSangHyuk: unlike Hakyeon-hyung

AceRavi: same

AceRavi: but I don't think they're doing anything hot

AceRavi: cuz I'm not hearing any sounds

AceRavi: if you know what I mean

RedBeans93: wooOOOOOooo

RedBeans93: but tell me if you hear anything

RedBeans93: I will sacrifice their privacy for my entertainment

AceRavi: dude

AceRavi: that sounds weird

AceRavi: like you enjoy watching them do stuff

HSangHyuk: gasps

RedBeans93: guys

RedBeans93: it's not the stuff that I'm interested in

RedBeans93: I just wanna see them together

RedBeans93: like

RedBeans93: the only thing they do in front of us is hold hands

AceRavi: tru dat

CHA_NNNNN: OMG I MANAGED TO PEEK INTO THE ROOM

CHA_NNNNN: TAEKWOON IS LIKE BACKHUGGING JAEHWAN

CHA_NNNNN: AND THEY'RE ON THE BED

CHA_NNNNN: CAN U GUYS IMAGINE IT

CHA_NNNNN: IDK HOW ELSE TO DESCRIBE IT

RedBeans93: OMG

RedBeans93: THAT IS SO CUTE

RedBeans93: I WANNA SEE IT FOR MYSELF

RedBeans93: BUT I'LL WAIT UNTIL THEY DO STUFF

AceRavi: stop being a ert, Bin

RedBeans93: I'M NOT

AceRavi: you want to see them do stuff but not cuddling on the bed

AceRavi: so you want to see hot stuff

AceRavi: so you ARE a ert

RedBeans93: I have this all planned out

RedBeans93: I'll catch them in action

RedBeans93: but you can't "accidentally" walk in on them so many times

RedBeans93: so I'm saving it for the best

HSangHyuk: that's... actually a plan.

RedBeans93: IT'S A GREAT PLAN I KNOW

jaehwany0406: EXCEPT THIS IS A GROUP CHAT AND WE ARE IN THE GROUP TOO, BINNIE

jaehwany0406: I'M SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU ):

jaehwany0406: AND TAEKWOON-HYUNG IS GOING TO KILL YOU

jaehwany0406: LIKE ANY MOMENT SOON

AceRavi: ... oh.

jaehwany0406: and Hakyeon-hyung too

jaehwany0406: for peeking

jaehwany0406: take care, hyung ):

jaehwany0406: I'll miss you

CHA_NNNNN: I'm planning my escape now

CHA_NNNNN: or maybe I should hide behind you

CHA_NNNNN: so he can't hit me

CHA_NNNNN: YES THAT'S THE PLAN

HSangHyuk: maybe you guys should stop revealing your plans on this group chat..?

HSangHyuk: it's not beneficial, like really

jtaekwoon: Our maknae is smart.

jtaekwoon: You're next, Cha Hakyeon.

jtaekwoon is away.

CHA_NNNNN: NOOOOOOO

CHA_NNNNN: WHERE ARE YOU JAEHWAN

jaehwany0406: in Korea :D

CHA_NNNNN: THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE FUNNY, JAEHWAN-AH

CHA_NNNNN: DON'T DO THIS TO ME

CHA_NNNNN is away.

RedBeans93: I'm still alive, guys

HSangHyuk: HYUNG!!

HSangHyuk: good to hear

HSangHyuk: so what happened

RedBeans93: he just threatened me that

RedBeans93: if I were to actually carry out my plan

RedBeans93: he will make sure I will never be a father

RedBeans93: which means I can't have y times either

RedBeans93: but I know he won't actually do that to me

HSangHyuk: so is your plan still on?

RedBeans93: no

RedBeans93: there's still this 10% chance he might actually kick me down there

RedBeans93: so no

HSangHyuk: LOL

HSangHyuk: I pity you for some reason

AceRavi: That's what he deserves for being a ert

AceRavi: I hope he doesn't on you like that

HSangHyuk: why?

HSangHyuk: I like it though?

jaehwany0406: oooooooooooooooo

jaehwany0406: maknae is not pure anymore

jaehwany0406: must be Binnie's fault

RedBeans93: guys

RedBeans93: why do I have such an image?!

RedBeans93: you all seriously know nothing about Hyukie

RedBeans93: nothing, I say

HSangHyuk: what?

HSangHyuk: I'm a nice and pure maknae

HSangHyuk: who got tainted by all my hyungs

HSangHyuk: so I'm no longer pure

HSangHyuk: but still a nice maknae

jtaekwoon: I beg to differ.

AceRavi: I second that.

RedBeans93: Yes, exactly

jaehwany0406: why? I love our maknae!

jtaekwoon: ...

AceRavi: ...

RedBeans93: ...

jaehwany0406: ...

HSangHyuk: ...

HSangHyuk: so where's Hakyeon-hyung

jtaekwoon: In his room.

AceRavi: sigh

AceRavi: I'll check on him.

AceRavi is away.

RedBeans93: Hyung, you didn't kill him, did you?!

jaehwany0406: obviously not

jaehwany0406: our Taekwoonie is not such a meanie!

jtaekwoon: Lol.

jtaekwoon: I didn't.

jaehwany0406: he might just have sent Hakyeon-hyung death threats

jaehwany0406: or a death glare

jaehwany0406: or he might have given Hakyeon-hyung a nice long kiss on the lips

jtaekwoon: Jaehwan.

jaehwany0406: or a bone crushing hug

jaehwany0406: or a pinch on the cheeks

jtaekwoon: ...

HSangHyuk: ... what?

RedBeans93: ...

jaehwany0406: he might!! there's always a possibility!

RedBeans93: wait a minute

RedBeans93: those sound like things Taekwoon-hyung would do to YOU, hyung

jaehwany0406: BINGO!

jaehwany0406: Binnie is so smart

jaehwany0406: here's a heart as a prize <3

jtaekwoon: -.-

jtaekwoon is away.

HSangHyuk: WOAH Taekwoon-hyung is using an emoticon

HSangHyuk: historical moment

RedBeans93: ...

jaehwany0406 is away.

RedBeans93: ... okay.

RedBeans93: sleep time, Hyukie.

HSangHyuk: ... yeah.

HSangHyuk: this chat room is a disaster.

RedBeans93: ikr

RedBeans93: please let things be more normal tomorrow

HSangHyuk: yes

HSangHyuk: please

HSangHyuk: for a start

HSangHyuk changed the name of the chat room to "VIXX☆☆"


 

A/N:

HI GUYS
This is it. I hope y'all liked it LOL.

So before y'all say anything, I am aware that there's no away status on katalk or any phone messaging apps for that matter.
That originated from the good ol' MSN days, and I just wanted to show that the person was not active on the chat from that moment onwards until they speak again.
I'll be working on more 6VIXX, small groups as well as personal chats so please look forward to that!
Thank you! :D

-jungbros

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chaglutinous #1
Chapter 6: Omg xD i love the last part like how everyone thanked each other so WARMMMMMMM !!!!!! Thanks for the update!! It was funny as always.!!! Happy Christmas if you're celebrating it!
ChaeLi-yah
#2
Chapter 5: Please update soon :D
akaHachi #3
Just putting this here so you could have a laugh ^^ VIXXtalk is officially real!!
https://twitter.com/realvixx/status/721669607220588544
LoveTwentyFour
#4
Chapter 5: Ahhhh I just read this today and I am already loving it <3 And belated #HappyKenDay! XD
Diamondame
#5
Chapter 5: #HappyKenDay
Thanks for the update. It was sweet with lotsa floofy goodness. <3
KimchiCupcakes #6
Chapter 4: Im cracking up. Lol after I got into the startlight fandom I found someone with the same birthday as me. Which is N who is also my bias lol coincidence
KimHyoKim
#7
Chapter 4: oh my i lauging so hard
Kyuhyun1988 #8
Chapter 4: My Hyukbin feeling