My name is Sehun Oh and this is the story of how i survived a deadly disease

It all stated when I was in my room watching a horror movie. You know that one where the girl comes out of the TV. Yeah. It was so scary that I pissed myself a little... Actually forget I said that

Anyway I was almost at the end of the movie and then some sort of ad or something popped up and was like "we interrupt your program for an important announcement. a very dangerous and mysterious disease is going around!!" I grabbed the remote and turned off the TV so I wouldn't have to listen to that ebola . Then I changed my underwear and went downstairs for dinner

We were having pizza with bacon, ham, sausage, and pepperoni which is my favorite food in the whole world. My baby brother Dumbo hates it because he's a stupid vegan but whatever. More for me. 

I sat down at the table and took two slices of pizza. Then I put one on top of the other like a pizza sandwich. While I was taking my first bite, my mom sat down and immediately started talking. "Did you two hear what they just said in the news earlier?" she asked.

"Of course not. I'm 17 I don't watch the news." I replied with a mouth full of food.

"Ugh I knew you would say that. Well then I will tell you now. Listen to what I have to say and don't even think about tuning me out with earphones! The world is a very dangerous place filled with germs and bacteria. Why do you think I'm always giving you medicines and vaccine?"

"Because you care about us and don't want us to die?" Dumbo asked as he got himself some more ugh salad

"Correct! That's why you're my favorite child. There are many sicknesses in this world that can can kill you like Ebola, HIV, AIDS, cancer, blah blah blah blah blah" 

Do you really want to hear what my mom was saying? Even I zoned out and I'm a good kid. Besides I had a whole pizza to eat. Ok fine. What's the next thing I remember her saying???

"... and since it's so new and mysterious they don't have a cure yet. Fortunately, there is a free vaccine which you will be getting. Its some kind of super medicine. The needle is about thiiiis long. It's called... hold on I'm trying to remember... Rexofluogoogledoodoohimilimiweeweecillin. Yes. They're giving it out at the local pharmacy during the daytime. Don't worry kids. I'll take you there tomorrow after school."

*Burp*

"Sehun! Were you listening to me?" my mom barked

"Yeah yeah weeweecillin," I lied

"You dumbnugget! Fine I'll repeat myself. There's a new and dangerous disease going around! Causing poop to come out at random times! It is called Reese's feces!"

Oh my ing god when I heard her say that I was laughing so hard that I choked. No I literally choked and we had to call 911.

That night my mom made us all sit around an aspirin bottle and pray to God. She thanked Him for modern medicine and cleaning products and Dumbo asked for peace on earth and more veggies. Little did we know that even this could not save us from the horrible things would happen in the future

AN- hey guys how do you like the first chapter? is it too short? I hope you don't think it's too ridiculous. I was kinda getting tired of all the serious fics on this website :-) (I literally wrote this whole thing in math class)