Well hello there my name is (y/n) and im 19 years old. i have a pretty average ttlife except i live in gangnam. which is in south korea, if uyou didnt know. its the richest part of the capital, which is seoul. that means im rich :D i dont have many friends because im SOOO CLUMSY. I SPILL AND BREAK EVERYTHING I TOUCH lol xD. BUt i do haev one best friend her name is kim moonhee and she helps me with everything and stuff. weve been friends since we were 11 and we finish each others senttences! well anyeways my family is rich because my fdad is a CEO of a big company. one day i will have to take over the complany but can i do it??? im so clumsy though~~~ im scared for rthe future :(

Mom: "Honey? Can you come into the office~?" she yelled to me.

(y/n): "MOOOOOOM IM BUSY but IM COMING!!!!" i say. i friest put on some clothes (http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=161508450) and a walk downstairs. as i walk i trip and then fall, and the stairs break. WHY AM I SUCH A CLUTZ LOL IM AN ALIEN!!

I walk into my dad (whosse a CEO)'s office.

(y/n): "hello why did you guys call me here?"

Mom: "we have something v. important to talk about seethearet"

(y/n): "HURRY THE F**K UP I WANT TO KNOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!" i yell because IM ANXIOUS GOD DAMN IT

Dad: "honey your language needs to calm down. if youre loud your new husband wont like you at all"

(y/n): "MY NEW HUSBAND?"

Mom: "yes. we decided its time for you to get married. for the company"

(y/n): ........ (schocked silence)

Dad: "its for the company. we dont want you running it alone, youre too clumsy!" Im so surprised. im too young to get married.  I NEED TO HAVE A LIFE!!!! but i love my mom and dad so i will not go to crazy~

(y/n): "when is the wedding? and where?"

Mom: "well the wedding is tomorrwo"

(y/n): TOMORROW??!!??!!?!? They ignored you.

Dad: "and it will be on planet bts"

(y/n): "Why is my wedding on another planet? can we breathe on other planets?"

Mom: "of course you can breath we wouldnt want you death"

Dad: "and the wedding is on planet bts bc youre going to marry a guy from there. 

(y/n): "does that mean.................he's an alien??????????????//???" They nod soulemnely.

(y/n): WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!