What's a birthday without a surprise?

And a plot-twist, of course.

May 20th, 2015

01:07 AM

baekhyunee_exo invited exoxm90, zyxzjs, chencheenexo, real__pcy, doks_kygs, hztttao, kimkaaaaaai, oohsehun to the group.

baekhyunee_exo: guys

baekhyunee_exo: we need to plan suho-hyung’s birthday

baekhyunee_exo: anyone has any idea?

doks_kygs: just do it the usual way

doks_kygs: give him a cake inside the bathroom

real__pcy: can’t we do something else?

chencheenexo: yeah, we surprised him at the concert last year, remember?

oohsehun: and we’re not having a concert in two days hyung

chencheenexo: i know that you little-

chencheenexo: ugh

exoxm90: language chen

chencheenexo: what i mean is, do something other than our typical bathroom surprise

zyxzjs: like what?

chencheenexo: mian minseokkie-hyung~

hztttao: buy him a cake?

kimkaaaaaai: thanks for the brilliant idea tao

kimkaaaaaai: ^ please note the sarcasm

doks_kygs: that’s not a way to talk to someone older kai

hztttao: hey! i suggested that because we didn’t buy cakes for these past birthdays

real__pcy: we did tao, just last month

oohsehun: my birthday

hztttao: i wasn’t there that time T_T

zyxzjs: so was i T_T

baekhyunee_exo: not our faults T_T

exoxom90: wtf with the crying faces

chencheenexo: language hyung

kimkaaaaaai: and here comes xiumin-hyung to strangle chen-hyung in the living room

doks_kygs: .....

doks_kygs: we’re here too jongin, we can see what is happening

hztttao: me and lay-hyung aren’t there

exoxm90: ahem. anyway, why are we chatting when we’re all in the same room? except for lay and tao of course

oohsehun: because of junhee-noona

zyxzjs: .....

baekhyunee_exo: .....

real__pcy: .....

hztttao: .....

kimkaaaaaai: .....

doks_kygs: .....

exoxm90: .....

chencheenexo: .....

exoxm90: if only suho’s in this chat

kimkaaaaaai: ^

real__pcy: ^

hztttao: ^

zyxzjs: ^

chencheenexo: ^

oohsehun: enough with the ^ thing -_-

baekhyunee_exo: ^

baekhyunee_exo: oops i pressed enter a second later than maknae

doks_kygs: anyway

doks_kygs: what are we going to do with hyung’s birthday again?

kimkaaaaaai: ^ don’t you mean ‘noona’?

baekhyunee_exo: oh right. we’re off topic just now

exoxm90: kai. please stop

hztttao: like i said, buy a cake

zyxzjs: we’ll definitely do that tao

zyxzjs: but how are we going to surprise him?

real__pcy: it seems like we’re going to do it the usual midnight-bathroom thing

real__pcy: we have schedules on that day, right?

chencheenexo: yeah, we have practice in the morning until afternoon

chencheenexo: then the schedules are split up

oohsehun: xiumin-hyung, kai and i have an event to attend

doks_kygs: i have to shoot a scene for the drama

hztttao: i’ll arrive at around 6pm

zyxzjs: me too

hztttao: what about suho-hyung? anyone knows his schedule?

baekhyunee_exo: his schedules are empty after practice

baekhyunee_exo: so we have to prepare it outside the dorm

zyxzjs: well then, guess tao and i won’t go straight to the dorm after landing

real__pcy: it’s fine hyung

real__pcy: just go back drop your luggage and go to the company. say that you have schedule or something

zyxzjs: he knows that we never have any schedule after going abroad -,-

hztttao: and with my foot like this, he definitely knows that i have no schedule at all -_-

real__pcy: then don’t go back to the dorm

kimkaaaaaai: ^ exactly what lay-hyung was saying

oohsehun: ^

kimkaaaaaai: let’s do it like this

kimkaaaaaai: after practice, we ask manager-hyung to take suho-hyung back

kimkaaaaaai: it’s quite a coincidence that we all have schedules, so suho-hyung will be the only one in the dorm

kimkaaaaaai: by the time tao and lay-hyung arrived, xiumin-hyung, sehun and i should be done with our schedules

kimkaaaaaai: so hyung-deul can just go to the company and we’ll wait there

baekhyunee_exo: chen, chanyeol and i will be done by 7, and we’ll go to the company to meet you guys

doks_kygs: i’ll finish at 8, so i guess i’ll just go meet you guys at the dorm?

oohsehun: yeah, that will do

oohsehun: kai and i will go buy the cake

chencheenexo: the three of us will buy the other things on our way to the office

exoxm90: me, lay, tao will buy a present

doks_kygs: what should i do? T_T

zyxzjs: just get back at the dorm safely soo

real__pcy: answer me every time i call your name

kimkaaaaaai: .....

chencheenexo: .....

zyxzjs: .....

hztttao: .....

oohsehun: .....

exoxm90: .....

baekhyunee_exo: .....

doks_kygs: i’ll just get back to the dorm safely

hztttao: okay, it’s settled then

doks_kygs left the chat.

real__pcy: kyungsoo ;__;

baekhyunee_exo left the chat.

kimkaaaaaai left the chat.

real__pcy: guys?

exoxm90 left the chat.

real__pcy: why are you all leaving the chat?

hztttao left the chat.

chencheenexo: just because

chencheenexo left the chat.

real__pcy: but-- ;_;

zyxzjs: well since the others leave...

zyxzjs left the chat.

oohsehun: bye hyung

oohsehun left the chat.

real__pcy: HOW THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO PLAN HYUNG’S BIRTHDAY IF YOU ALL LEAVE THE CHAT GOD DIMWIT

real__pcy left the chat.