Hello~! This is my first attempt to write a legit Kangnam fanfic as I always put them as ninja!Kangnam in my fanfics. From the indirect "Seungyoon can't decide about composing without Taehyun" in The Untouchable Phone to the "Taehyun stalked Seungyoon" in Stalking Kang Seungyoon to the "I-came-in-like-a-wrecking-ball Chaebol Kang and Secretary Nam" in The Switch. This story is inspired by this tweet of a Jinwoo RP I adore so much (I'm a Minwoo RP trash).

Since he's on indefinite hiatus, I asked his ex-BF but real-life BFF, my ever favorite Mino RP to ask him if it's okay to write a fanfic based on that status and I got the go signal (Thank you, Jinwoo-hyung and Mino-appa~!)

Warning, I'm a crack fanfic writer. So expect this fanfic to be full of nonsense from my brain. LOL! I'm writing this fanfic as a gift for my favorite dongsaeng. The person who supported not only my delulu Minwoo thoughts but also my very crack ship, Hanwoo. Rei, this is for you~! I missed you and I sarang you soooooooooooooo much~! Your comment or whatever you think about this fanfic is the most important thing. I'm sorry in advance if this might disappoint you but this eonni of yours tried her best. Writing a Kangnam fanfic is a pressure because there are so many excellent Kangnam fanfic writers (and they do researches. Good Lord!) And you know how my Minwoo fanfics are. T_T But yeah, here's my gift. Happy birthday, Rei~! ^.^

I also dedicate this one-shot to all my Kangnam circle friends on Twitter: Kassie, my soulmate in Henber, and HTGAWM (and Jack Falahee and Coliver!), my fellow RP!pathetic friend (LOL!), and occasionally my Minwoo fanfics reader who likes weird parts in my fanfics like the finger- in The Switch and the "Use your tongue" line in The Last Descendant of Lee Seunghoon (I'm judging you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!); Tintin, my ultimate shipwhore Twitter friend (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!); Jonie and Mhara, my bastard Kangnam trash twins who still deny that they are byuntae (and you know how much I love you both~!); Kim, the talented mangaka who draws Minwoo s (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!); Mila, my sweet dentist Kangnam trash who understands my Chunnie-oppa heart; and my bae, Dy, the sweetest woman on the Twitterland who loves to sustain all the Minwoo feels I have (and has a very complicated relationship with Eikah. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Since I ship Minwoo sooooo ing hard, of course, this story has Minwoo (as usual) so this is dedicated to my fellow Minwoo minions as well, especially to those who side ship Kangnam. ^^

Please bear with this fanfic. I'm still finishing it. I just published this foreword to force myself to posting it and avoid Kassandra's blackmailing. LOL! If you know Rei's birthday, you know my deadline and when I will publish it. ^^

Please don't anticipate~! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! Again, happy birthday, Rei~! ^.^