You could not believe that for your 18^th birthday you would be getting married! To make matters even crazier is that you are about to be wedded to 12 different guys. All whom you have never met in your life until today. All you knew about them were what your parents told you the night before. So here you are standing in a church before the altar feeling the urge to run away as you could see the exit door before your eyes.

 

 

But you could not for your parents' lives were in danger! A freaking criminal will blast their brains out if you refuse to marry his son! This whole thing was all their fault. Unfortunately you were unlucky to be the child of the worst parents ever who made mistake after mistake and you had to pay for it. You cried under your veil as you regret not running away to join the circus when you were 10.

 

~Dun dun dun dun dun duuun duun duunn~

 

You weep even harder as you listened to cheesy wedding music playing. You hated the dress you had on. It was not even a real wedding dress, it was a Halloween costume. Your parents were too cheap to buy you an actual wedding dress !You're blind in one eye because your contact lens fell out from crying so hard and the flower girl stole your glasses and was using them as a boomerang. She happened to be one of your sister's delinquent kids. No idea how she got out of prison. The last time you checked your sister's kids were serving life for exploding their school with bombs they made from crayons.

 

All your family and tons of people who probably came for free food was here to witness your big day. Since you were being married to so many guys the wedding had been arrange a bit differently. Each guy was going to come down the aisle as the cheesy music played and you had to say those stupid vows to each of them.

 

You turn your gaze to your parents who had a guns pointed to their heads. You couldn't help but gulp as your first husband approached you wearing baggy jeans, no shirt and a tie loosely around his neck. You couldn't help but fear his hardcore bad boy look. He spat on the floor and glared into your eyes before taking a hold of your hands.

 

Who shows up at a their own wedding dressed like this?

 

'I can't do this!' you say to your self and proceed to get the fudge out of there but you were stopped by a sudden scream coming from your parents.

 

“Say I do or they get it!” the mafia boss shouts as the priest asked you both to say your vows.

 

“Uh...I...do.” you stutter.

 

This bad boy who you were marrying was from a dangerous Chinese mafia. His birth name was Jiaheng but on the streets he went by the name Kris. Your parents owed his father some money but they couldn't come up with the cash so in exchange they offer you up.

 

You sigh in relief as the mafia boss removes the guns that were pointed at your mother's and father's head.

 

“You may kiss the brid...” you cut the priest off.

 

“Next, please!” you were not ready to give up your first kiss just yet. You swore on your life that you would only kiss the man you love. Which will probably be never since you are marrying 12 strangers! Being such a bad bad boy Kris stole a kiss from your cheek anyways then slaps your hard before standing off to the side. You rub your sore bottom and glare at him.

 

The next guy was named Chanyeol. He actually wore a suit like a gentleman should. At least you thought at first until he ripped his jacket off and showed off some crazy tattoos he had on his chest. As he got close to you, you noticed he had on heavy eye make up and a bunch of fan girls were screaming from the seats.

 

Husband number two...reason for marriage..your mother got drunk at a rock concert and offered you off without even remembering doing so. Chanyeol and his father were both rockstars. They eat,breathe,sleep, rock and roll.

 

“This music , I can't even bob my head to it.” he complains. You sigh once again as the priest spoke over the fan girls screams.

 

“I...do...” you both say your vows together and you successfully dodge the kiss.

 

Husband number three came walloping up to you wearing jewelry so shining it nearly blindyour already blind eyes.

 

“Hey, I am Zitao. Nice to meet you wife.” he kisses your hand and winks at you before showering you with money. A group of people rushed up to get the money and your screame as they nearly pushed you over.

 

“Hey!”

 

This is the guy your parents made you marry because they gambled everything away including your home but they got it all back because...they offered you up as an exchange.

 

“Oh gosh...I do.” you said just wanting him to stop throwing money around.

 

Fourth husband along with the fifth both came towards you from down the aisle. Junmyeon and Minseok. Junmyeon supposedly was some orphan Annie boy but you could tell it was all an act just so he can freeload off your parents. You slap his hand away when he touches you. The guy had on your dad's suit probably even his boxers. Yuck!

 

Minseok was wedded to you for a completely embarrassing reason. Your parents could not possibly love you to offer you up for a life supply of dumplings! The guy himself reminds you of a dumpling with his plump cheeks.

 

“Ahhh.” you screamed as they both stole kisses on your cheeks. You keep your hands planted over your mouth. “I didn't even say I do.” you muffled under your hands.

 

“You say no and you don't get anymore dumplings! And be nice to Junmyeon he had a hard life unlike you!” your mom screamed at you from her seat.

 

You could not argue with her for your next two husbands that stood before you were dangerous supposedly one of them almost destroyed the planet.

 

Your eyes went wide as the one called Sehun appeared from a ball of smoke and you jump back as bats flap from behind him. He was the son of Dracula. A real life cold blood er. His skin was as white as your dress.

 

“You smell heavenly.” he smiles at you and leans way too close to your neck. “ Can I have a bite?” you could feel his fangs against your skin.

 

“I do...I doo...” you scream not even waiting on the priest. The guy chuckles and walks away from your side to join the others. You turn your gaze to your other husband who was eating your bouquet of flowers.

 

“Those aren't food.” you said to him.

 

He was the dangerous one who went by the name D.O. He comes from a planet called a name that you couldn't pronounce. Your parents said that he was going to invade and destroy the Earth but being the most caring people that they are. Your parents saved the world by saying that you would show him the power of love or something dumb like that. And this power was the strongest in all the universe. Blah Blah Blah insert more cheesy stuff here.

 

You couldn't help but stare at his eyes. The white parts were so large and he looks like he is calculating something. You quickly say your vows.

 

“I hope that you can show me this love power of yours...I am very curious. I want to know how this power works.” he stood way too close to you as he laughs evilly and you were somewhat happy when the bad boy grabs him. BUT he stole yet another kiss from your cheeks and was aiming for your lips.

 

“I am gonna get you tonight...even if I got to use this.” he wags some handcuffs in the air and you feel your body start to shake. You could pratically feel his hormones hit your face. You barely can make it through this wedding you didn't want to think about what kind of honeymoon you were going to have.

 

You thought about running again until..

 

“Peekaboo.” your eyes were covered by two strong hands you turn around to see a guy with dimples smiling at you.

 

His name is Yixing. Basically your mother wants him as a baby sitter to help her take care of your sisters 8 crazy kids. Your eyes went over to your sister and you saw her wave at you as she sat with her husbands. Yes. Your sister is suffering the same fate as you. Your parents ticked off the Block B gang so in exchange of not getting their limps cut off they offer your sister up.

 

“Did you just look at my wife?” you heard the gang leader name Zico yell at a guy next to him.

 

“Uh..no..oh no I would never look at her.” he was very nervous. “She's not my type!” the scared man raised his hands in defense.

 

“Are you saying my wife is ugly?” he pushes the guy over and you could see the other gang members circle around with guns. “ You wouldn't want to bang my wife?”

 

“Uhhh...” the guy was unsure how to answer. “Yeah.. I would. She's hot...er wait no she's ok looking..”the guy didn't get out another word because he was shot to death.

 

“No one saw nothing got it?” he orders and everyone pretended to not notice what just happened.

 

“No one dare says our wife is ok looking.” says Bbomb, another member of the gang.

 

You sighed in relief because at least you only have one gang boy to marry. You had no idea how your sister can put up with those Block B guys. You turn your attention back to Yixing.

 

 

“Thanks for the visa.” he winks at you after you said your vows. Oh yeah and also he married you for a visa...how great.

 

 

Suddenly it got dark and the ground started to shake. Just as you thought you were going to hit the floor a boy with plump lips wearing all black catches you in his arms. A portal that he steps from disappears.

 

“Sorry I am late..had to put souls to rest and all. Blah blah blah.” he said it as if it was the most boring thing in the world.

 

Jongjin. The son of death. Yes. D.E.A.T.H. His father the grim reaper. One day your dad choked on a grape and the reaper showed up to take his soul. Your mother cried and pleaded that the reaper would give your father one more life. So they made a deal. Marriage just like all the rest.

 

This marriage agreement was different from the others. Instead of saying your vows you had to sign your soul to him. He s a golden contract into your hands along with a pen. You slowly sign your name and watched as the pen vanished before your eyes.

 

“Till death do us part.” he winks then takes the contract from your hands and tucks it away.

 

You shudder again for the millionth time today.

 

 

Two more husbands came and you were relieve that the wedding was close to being over.

 

One of them actually was married to you for a NORMAL reason. A childhood friend of your father saved his life so basically he agreed to have you be married to his son when you grew up. His name is Baekhyun and he's actually really cute with the way he smiles which is so different from the other guys. He by far was the most NORMAL! Then there was Jongdae...who was making fart jokes. He was being wedded to you because your parents made a joke with his parents saying that you both should get married. His parents thought they were serious. So dumb.

 

“I do. I do.” you said to them both.

 

Now for the last 12^th husband...or maybe wife?

 

'Is that a girl?' you thought to yourself. 'This person is so pretty.'

 

The person had long lashes, perfectly shaped lips and long chestnut hair.

 

“I picked him to be your husband off Marrymydaughteromgplease.com! I want you to have babies with him first.” you mom ordered you.

 

“Mom!!!” your eyes nearly fell out your head. Your last husband was picked for you to have pretty cute little babies with. “Have you no shame woman.”

 

“I lost my shame years ago...” she chuckles.

 

“My name is Luhan.” he hugs you. “I can get your pregnant before the night ends if you want.”

 

“T-that won't be necessary.” you stutter as your face turn 50 shades of red. You hate that he made you feel so unpretty with a single glance. You also wonder how can a guy be so pretty and have a ding dong! While lost in your thoughts he did the unthinkable...

 

HE STOLE YOUR FIRST KISS!

 

The whole wedding you were on guard but oh to no THE LUHAN...went for it!

 

You could hear your other hubbies get upset because you refused them. They all ganged around you as the church bell rang. Each fighting over who gets to carry you away to the limo. Your stupid Halloween wedding dress rips in the process. You hear more guns going off and.. a lazer beam? You lost your other contact and you were just having the worst birthday ever. The only thing you had looking forward to was the cake.

 

Congratulations you are now Mrs. Kim Byun Park Do Kim Oh Li Kim Lu Zhang Kim Huang.