Tina, a regular teenager was walking to school one day when she saw Drew – A very handsome young man. She stopped as Drew passed in front of her (Slow-mow). She saw heaven in Drew’s eyes. Her heart beat faster—LUB DUB LUB DUB. went dry. She was in love! She smiled idiotically as her future husband (in her dreams) entered the school gates. And then it hit her – Drew was gay. Wanna know why? Well everybody knows that he is gay, He wears pinks all over and oh yup he raised one of his eyebrows when he saw Tina looking at him. – Well then that breaks the record for the fastest turn-on to turn-off moment ey? Am I right Tina?

NO!!!! NO!!!! I won’t allow it! Gaaaaaaah!!! You will be mine! Gay or Straight! I don’t care! I will grow a man’s something if I have to!!!   -- Oh my. :/