Eats, Shoots, and Leaves

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Chansung and a Panda... Guy.


The title stems from the old joke...

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats, shoots, and leaves."

Foreword

Merry Christmas to my sister YuYuan <3<3<3

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brat2104 #1
Chapter 1: Cute!! And to think that chansung is the damsel when he is so big now.. hahaha
-Yuan-
#2
Chapter 1: i just came back to this because yeah i carved for
fluff i couldn't remeber well and i just lungered in your fiction area searching for something when i found this.
and i still really love seungri chansung as a coupel.
I think they may end up beating my chankhun flash ship.
*laugh* which is shocking even for me.

i remeber when i first read this i probably was super tired because i only understood half of ir and had to reread it.
i don't remeber if i told you how much i loved this and how much i apreciate it.
seungri captured seungris plauful kind character so well.
But also chansung character was portrayed amazingly well.
like i could imagine his not image personality to be alike with him here.
and i loved how they already had and user nicknqmes for wach orher.
i found the parttime job as a panda such a smart and cute idea. and if you aren't paying fully atention you would miss seungris first introduction, and so you would be surprised for him to come for rescue

and i love this seriously so so much
thank you thanl you thank you for writing this piece of happiness for me <3 >3 <3

i fewl sincerly so honered and blessed
KPVIP26
#3
Chapter 1: ugh! it was fluffier than RiRi's panda costume! aigoo!!!
ShimizuTheShizzShota
#4
Chapter 1: That was ADORABLE never thought I'd say that about a Chansung centered one haha
Seungri was kind of...idk, y? LOL I can't describe it >m<
Amalya
#5
Chapter 1: Oh my goodness! This was absolutely delightful! And entertaining! And so many things right with this one! Not that you don't usually but I thoroughly enjoyed all of it, creepy antagonists notwithstanding. Ack...

I totally fell in love with Seungri here though! He was flat out awesome. Though I had to admire Chansung's practical nature in the end. And his taste in movies. ;) rofl Excellent presentation though. The fight scene was described more than enough to imagine quite well while still maintaining a hint of comedy despite the potential severity of the situation. Even better was the 'proof' scene after and then the meeting in class! Bahaha!

And Chansung's obliviousness at the end ("jumpable") was priceless! That whole dialogue scene was written beautifully and I could totally believe it. Well done! I am totally going to remember Damsel Dude for some time to come. XD Thank you for writing and sharing!
-Yuan-
#6
So this is actualyl perfect and you don't even have an ide how perfect it is. I told you I like one piece and in pone piece its like a rolling gag that in some scenes their is a hidden panda-man. ANd I always thought what the , why a panda man. reading your foreword well obviously explaisn oda thoughts, but because of that panda man thought, i thought there was a kindof panda man running aroudn the city aka playing supe rhero. And I wans't to fond of reading such a story, but I though well you know me, and you give it a try so you will read it open mindenly maybe its just something not that important...
So i was excited and nervous about it, when I finalyl spoted it wa supdated I couldn't wait to read it, though another fiction I love was updated as well.
But I had to read this first to anixious and curious.
-Yuan-
#7
Chapter 1: seriously i have a thing for the two of them. because seungri is just so loveable mischievous, straight foreward honest if he wants to and has a younv party charm. while chansung sometimes seems to forget that through reading and yes i love it. i was really really curious how you actually woul have "panda guy" involved in the story and i love it i love it so much that if i wouldn't have been on aff till today i would register rught now to write you this comment
-Yuan-
#8
ohh god this looks so exciting oOo
thank you thank you sooo soooo much

as written before i will be patient and read it on the 24th because thats chrismas eve *laugh*
omg chanri i can't even describe how curios the story makes me <3 <3 <3