Towards The Unknown
Karma
Yesung: (tapping on Kyuhyun’s feet) Hey, wake up. You’re late.
Kyuhyun: (open up his left eye slowly) Ugh, it’s you. Go away.
Yesung: You asked me to wake you up today, remember? (open up the curtain in the room)
Kyuhyun: I hate morning …and you.
Yesung: You’re not a vampire and uh…you’re welcome? (sigh)
Kyuhyun: Why won’t you just find someone and be their wife already?
Yesung: I’m a guy.
Kyuhyun: So?
Yesung: You mean…a husband.
Kyuhyun: (gargling) Em, nope. I stand corrected.
Yesung: Why you little… (kick Kyuhyun till he fell off from bed)
Kyuhyun: Okay, okay. I get it. I was wrong.
Yesung: Good. Now –
Kyuhyun: You should be a maid.
Yesung: Why you – (suddenly) Yes, master. What would you like me to do)
Kyuhyun: (looking around) Em..ah! Here! (show Yesung his glass) Fill this up.
Yesung: As your wish, sir. (take a jug of water nearby) Here you go, (pour it on Kyuhyun’s head)
Kyuhyun: Alfred! (Batman reference) What is the meaning of this!?
Yesung: All better, sir? Now, would you still like me to be your maid?
Kyuhyun: Dude, Alfred is a butler.
Yesung: I know, I introduce Batman to you, Nimrod. (throw the jug to Kyuhyun)
Kyuhyun: Hey, hey! Watch it! This thing is expensive!
Yesung: (take back the jug and examine it) Oh, sure (pointing at the price tag) a 8000 won jug…so ‘expensive’…
Kyuhyun: Hey, you take that back. I bought it with hard owned money –
Yesung: You mean, my money…
Kyuhyun: That’s rude, Alfred. So. Very. Rude.
Yesung: You might as well ask your mom to give me a salary or something. Taking care of you is hard work.
Kyuhyun: Oh, you would love that, wouldn’t you? Asking money from my poor family –
Yesung: Dude, your dad’s an engineer and your mom’s a doctor. What part of ‘poor family’ is there?
Kyuhyun: They’re stingy.
Yesung: Right, right. (searching something in the drawer nearby) I’m sure it has nothing to do with your habits of using your allowance money (holds a bundle of lottery ticket) to gamble and buy lottery ticket. (throw the ticket at Kyuhyun)
Kyuhyun: Hey, at least I try. (smile)
Yesung: Really? Enlighten me.
Kyuhyun: Well, sometimes…I used your money instead.
Yesung: What!? (grab Kyuhyun’s pillow and start hitting him with it) Give me back my money! Give it back!
Kyuhyun: Hey, hey…chill~ I’ll pay you back later, okay?
Yesung: (laugh) That’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard in my life!
Kyuhyun: That’s a fake laugh..
Yesung: This is the most sincere, genuine laugh I have ever make in my entire life.
Kyuhyun: Hey, Guardians of The Galaxy reference. Liked it.
Yesung: Prediction of you not be able to pay my money back? Not liking it one bit.
Kyuhyun: Chill, man. When I get there, I pay you back with my salary.
Yesung: There? Where is this ‘there’?
Kyuhyun: I’m going to Korea, baby! Living the world! That’s why I asked you to wake me up today.
Yesung: Seriously?
Kyuhyun: (searching under his bed) Ah! Here it is. Take a look.
Yesung: This is a joke, right?
Kyuhyun: Nope. So, you can stay here and rot while I living the world –
Yesung: And pay back my money.
Kyuhyun: Yeah, yeah. That too.
Yesung: So, when is your flight?
Kyuhyun: 9.00 a.m.
Yesung: Um, dude? Now is …8.45 a.m.
Kyuhyun: What the heck!? I’m late! Oh you’re a !
Yesung: Sure, blame me for everything. (leave the room)
(after 5 minutes)
Kyuhyun: Oh, crap! I’m late! I’m late! I’m late! See you later!
Yesung: Kyu – Geez, always like that...good luck. (smirk)
(outside the house)
Kyuhyun: Where’s the taxi!? Oh, there’s one! Taxi!! Taxi!! (rush in front of the car)
Driver: What the – (break instantly) Hey, you –
Kyuhyun: No time to talk! Airport! Now!
Dirver: But I –
Kyuhyun: Thanks!
(inside the taxi)
Kyuhyun: Come on, we’re late!
Suzy: Excuse me!?
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