HSCOTY
Marriage is not DatingWritten high on the bulletin board was our picture.
Myungsoo and I just stared.
I felt a tap on my shoulder, which interrupted my thinking.
I saw IU laughing her head off pointing at my head.
"Jiyeon-ah You look so funny!"
I pouted, well, because Myungsoo said it looks adorable.
Right when I pouted, she had on her famous poker face.
"Why the face?" I said as I pointed at her face.
"Your pout made someone unhappy." She said as she ran away, laughing.
I touched the picture on the bulletin board.
"I look ugly...?"
Then I felt a back hug.
"You are the star of the board! You look beautiful."
Those words, touched me, my friend, who, insulted me, I bet she never felt this way.
I pecked Myungsoo's lips and complimented him and skipped away.
Then I paused, I saw IU and a GUY!!!!
I walked closer, THE GUY IS WOOYOUNG!
But-But- Wooyoung is a kingka.
AISH! I messed up my hair and pouted.
I was.... very jelous... obviously.
"Jieun-ah, I am the most luckiest guy to have you as my girlfriend, because you are jjang!"
I sumped away.
I mocked him, secretly.
I smiled, Myungsoo is so much better.
I walked in the classroom and girls gathered around me.
"Yah Jiyeon -ah, get me a guy like Myungsoo, I'll give you 5000 won." One girl said.
Seven girls agreed with her.
I shooed them off and sat in my seat.
How did IU get a guy?
Jieun has really strict parent, like really strict.
~ IU FAMILY RULE BOOK ~
1.) You must get A's, or you will eat cashews for 1 week, REMEMBER NO B'S!
2.) Don't talk back, or we will not talk to YOU for 3 weeks.
3.) Wait for the family to eat as one family, if not, you will starve for 7 days.
4.) Don't insult others, or we will insult you, in PUBLIC
5.) No boys, or you will have to get a beating from a wrestler. (We will go to LA from Korea)
6.) ABSOLUTELY NO ! #1 Rule, we do not want your children when you are young or you will have to get kicked out, and we keep your child.
7.) Do not fight with your siblings, or you will get a beating from your weak dad.
8.) Do not mess up the house, or we will mess you up, physically.
9.) Do not insult your father that he is a fat and ugly dad or we will capture a pic of you pooping and post it online.
10.) Don't go crazy over idols, if not, we will insult that idol 24/7.
Ω THE END Ω
Then I realized, IU BROKE RULE #4 and RULE #5 and possibly RULE #6.
I smirked, REVENGE TIME!!!!
-----After School------
IU is literally begging for forgiveness.
I did feel a little guilty so decided to help her out.
When her father gives her a beating, I will call for parent abuse.
Nah, I'm just kidding, I won't tell her parents.
In return she posted on the bulletin board...
1.) GOOD pictures of me and Myungsoo although the pic above is good.
2.) 10 sweet things of me and Myungsoo.
3.) SHE POSTED US AS OFFICAL HIGH SCHOOL COUPLE OF THE YEAR or HSCOTY!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bye.
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