Ji ae: So how’s Squishycookies going along?

Jihyun: There is NO Squishycookies

Kris: Yeah right

Jihyun: Shut up, Kris

Hwajae: Actually, I kind of knew about Kyungsoo long ago

Jihyun: How long ago??

Hwajae: Like six months ago, it was on the newspaper

Kyungsoo: Oh, that was when my father's company flourished

Jihyun: And you didn't tell me??

Hwajae: Because only his name was on the paper, so I can't confirm

Jihyun: Still you could've told me??

Hwajae: Sorry about that

Jihyun: Well, no harm done because we’re not going to be together anyway

Kyungsoo: I won’t give up

Jihyun: Why do you need me? You’re the assistant CEO, you have tons of girls drooling at your feet

Kyungsoo: Because you’re the OC of my life

Jihyun: Please don't get all cheesy with me

Ji ae: Aw

Kris: But he wasn't always the assistant CEO, he had to work his way up there. That’s why he needed a secretory so bad three months ago, and I happened to be there

Jihyun: Still can't believe you never told me

Ji ae: Honestly Jihyun, you keep asking why people didn't tell you news about Kyungsoo yet you're pushing him away when you see him, what exactly do you want??

Baekhyun: That’s pretty well said actually

Lay: We kissed before :D

Kyungsoo: You what?!

Jihyun: Okay, I’m sorry for pushing him away, but that doesn't mean I have forgiven him

Kyungsoo: Can anyone fill me in??

Kris: That’s what she said

Ji ae: Ew Kris, never go there

Kai: Basically Lay took your spot when you left, and did all the things you previously did with Jihyun

Kyungsoo: Let’s have a talk, Lay. You and me, alone, tomorrow at noon

Lay: Come at me, bro

Ji ae: Are we having a love triangle in here?

Hwajae: Jihyun, do something!

Jihyun: Are you two seriously having that talk?

Kyungsoo: Yes

Lay: Why not?

Ji ae: Squishycookies VS Dimplepotato, who will win?

Kyungsoo: What’s Dimplepotato?

Baekhyun: Ship name for Lay and Jihyun

Kyungsoo: Not for long

Lay: Are you challenging me?

Kyungsoo: I was the original, you can't possibly compete with me

Lay: We’ll see

Kai: Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight

Jihyun: Seriously Kai?

Kai: It’s worth watching

Kris: Especially when one is towering over the other

Kyungsoo: Did you just

Jihyun: Attack his height?

Ji ae: The chemistry is already coming back

Jihyun: I just wanted to continue the question

Hwajae: Yeah right

Lay: But if we get physical, I’ll have a higher chance of winning

Kyungsoo: BRING IT ON

Lay: HELL YEAH

Jihyun: No, the both of you are going to settle this in a civilised manner

Baekhyun: How’s the tea I gave you?

Jihyun: It’s pretty nice, I’m drinking it now to soothe my anger

Ji ae: *drinks tea angrily*

Soojoon: Haha can you actually picture Jihyun drinking tea angrily?

Hwajae: Like a proper English person

Baekhyun: Is that what they really do? Drink tea angrily when they’re mad?

Ji ae: No, it’s just a joke I got off the internet, I hope no one gets offended

Hwajae: Why don't we ask Kris?

Kris: I lived in Canada, not England

Hwajae: Pity

Hyori: I’m so tired

Kris: Why?

Hyori: Just read a whole book of recipes

Hwajae: A whole book?!

Hyori: Yeah

Jihyun: Why?

Hyori: Don't know, bored I guess

Kai: If you’re bored then you should turn to your boyfriend for entertainment, if you know what I mean

Jihyun: Ew Kai ew

Kai: I mean, he is truly erted

Kris: Hey!

Ji ae: Don't deny it, it’s true

Hwajae: We experienced your since one and a half years ago

Ji ae: I’m worried for Hyori’s purity

Hyori: Just worry about yourself

Ji ae: Oh yeah? Who’s the one who has the super erted boyfriend?

Kris: Why am I dragged into this?

Soojoon: Shh just let them

Baekhyun: Anyone else wants the tea I bought from England?

Hwajae: Why do you keep coming up at random timings?

Jihyun: And all he talks about is tea

Hyori: He’s erted but we don't do anything that’s

Jihyun: The girlfriend has spoken! Kris is indeed erted in her opinion!

Ji ae: Fine, whatever

Jihyun: The tea’s really good though

Lay: I would like to try some

Kyungsoo: Me too

Baekhyun: I’ll order it for you two next time

Lay: Why did you follow what I did?

Kyungsoo: I didn't, I merely listened to Jihyun’s advice

Lay: It’s so obvious that you’re challenging me

Kyungsoo: Oh yeah? Wanna fight?

Jihyun: Are the two of you serious right now?

Kai: Let the men fight Jihyun, let the men fight

Lay: Let’s settle this man to man

Kyungsoo: Deal

Jihyun: No, the both of you will handle this calmly

Lay: You disappeared and abandoned her, what makes you think you’re worthy of her love?

Jihyun: He didn't really abandon me

Kyungsoo: I ought to shove a fist up your

Kai: That’s gross

Ji ae: If even Kai says it’s gross, it’s truly gross

Kris: But it’s men talk

Hyori: Sounds homo

Jihyun: What

Lay: If you can even reach me with your little legs

Kyungsoo: Oh no you didn't

Lay: Oh yes I did

Jihyun: Can someone stop them now??

Kyungsoo: I swear the next time I see you, I’ll beat the out of you

Lay: You’re not going to get me that easily

Jihyun: Please ensure they never meet

Kyungsoo: Tomorrow noon, in my company

Jihyun: Are you honestly going to cause a scene in your own company??

Lay: Done deal

Jihyun: IS ANYONE EVEN LISTENING TO ME??

Ji ae: For some reason, I ship Kyungsoo and Lay

Hwajae: Ew

Ji ae: That’s because they fight so much it becomes cute, kind of like how Jongjae is

Hwajae: We don't fight all the time

Hyori: Most of the time

Ji ae: And it’s cute because the fights aren’t very serious

Jihyun: But now they’re going to beat each other up, how is this not serious??

Kai: Boys will forever be boys, let them be

Kris: -Kim Jongin (2016)

Ji ae: That’s like the most sensible thing I heard from you

Kai: Thanks

Ji ae: I didn't mean it as a compliment

Kai: It’s okay, I’ll treat it as a compliment

Kris: Where exactly will the fight be held? I want to watch

Jihyun: How are you being so nonchalant about this??

Kris: Boys will forever be boys, let them be –Kim Jongin (2016)

Jihyun: I can’t believe this. Tell me when this is all over

Coincidentally, today is my birthday so here's a gift hehe.