Based on Jongdae calling Sunny eomma in a radio interview

Sehun and Jongin were waiting for Joonmyun and Jongdae when they arrived back at the dorms, wearing matching grins on their faces that gave Joonmyun and Jongdae a bad feeling.

Sehun smirked at him. "I can't believe you called Sunny noona, eomma."

Jongdae let out a groan as the maknaes started cackling. "Oh my God, let me live."

Jongin elbowed Sehun. "I bet he calls Yixing hyung, daddy."

Jongdae face fell. "How do you know about me and daddy?" The maknaes stared at him with open mouths. "! Did Minseok hyung tell you guys? Or was I too loud? Daddy wanted to use the gag ball on me but it hurts my jaws after long uses and he can go all night so I thought it was best not to. Now I know better. Damn it, daddy's going to be so mad when he gets home and finds out that you guys know. He's going to punish..."

Jongdae trailed off as he watched the two maknaes run for the door with horrified looks on their faces. A satisfied smile broke his face and he turned to look at Joonmyun.

Joonmyun was less than impressed. "Really Jongdae? What did I say about scarring the kids?"

Jongdae pouted. "They started it so I gave them what they wanted, it's not my fault they couldn't handle it."

"You're older, you should take the high road." Joonmyun scolded.

"Is this about me calling Yixing daddy? Because I don't. Don't worry hyung," he patted the leader's shoulders reassuringly. "Your position as EXO's daddy can only be challenged by Minseok hyung."

Joonmyun took a deep breath in and wondered what travesties he must've done in his past life to deserve this.

This is absolutely horrible. I'm really trying guys but my Chenlay writing just isn't coming to me, I've had to resort to writing about other pairings (`･/д＼･)​ This entire week I've been writing and erasing things(;¬_¬)​ It's really frustrating *flips myself* (ノಠ ∩ಠ)ノ彡( o°o)​ I looked over all their old moments and I still can't write anything ʕ ಡ ﹏ ಡ ʔ​ I'm praying for new moments because writing these drabbles is a way I destress because they're really short and easy to write and I enjoy doing them a lot.