Big of The Century

 

Changmin’s POV

“Ughh” he tossed and turned as the noise from outside his room disrupted his sleep, his precious sleep on his first day off.

The ruckus continued, he couldn’t actually make up what in the hell the hyungs were so restless about at nine in the ing morning.

“Aish!” he sat up brusquely

“Really? They better be arguing about breakfast or else, heads will roll.” He threw his sheets to the side, put his slippers on and stomped his way out of the room.

“I don’t smell bacon, and I don’t see waffles on the table either”

Everyone became quiet and faced him.

“If this is about last night’s soccer game I will mak” “…Why does everyone have a funeral face?” “And where’s Jaejoong-hyung?”

Yoochun was the first to speak “Changmin-ah don’t freak-out but this is very serious.”

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Rockstarkyu: What up Changdola! What are you doing up so early aren't you in vacation?

Darknesseyesmax: *sigh* I’ve been awake for 10 minutes and ’s already hitting the roof.

Rockstarkyu: What happened? Did the fridge break down?

Darknesseyesmax: No! it’s yiorhawegbfgzx

Evilrockstarkyu: Uhm alright I know you’re upset, but I don’t understand

Darknesseyesmax: Sorry the cat sat on the keyboard.

Changmin gently picked up Jiji, walked over the window and sent him flying outta his room.

 

Anyway it’s too messed up to type it all. Just come by and try to bring a reliable hyung with you.

Rockstarkyu: sounds serious… alright I’ll be there soon.

Darknesseyesmax: Thanks

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Kyuhyun was staring at his lamp, “Reliable hyung” he mouthed “Well crap!”

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Changmin: Alright, what I still don't understand besides the biological impossibility is: WHY in the North Korea did you out of all the stupid things you've done took a pregnancy test?!

Junsu: Not just one, he took three

Yunho flailed his arms, “That's what I've been trying to explain!”

Maggie Is such a nice person we wanted to help out but then this happen poor woman ran away crying.

Yoochun sighed “Things are just too crazy”

the doorbell rang making everyone nearly jump out of their skins.

And just when Junsu was about to get the door...

it flew open, and Leeteuk let himself in followed by Kyuhyun.

Changmin looked incredulously to Kyu “Really!!?”

Kyuhyun opened his arms “Hey it was either Teukie-hyung or Siwon-hyung the only ones at the dorm” It sounded serious, and I didn't think you wanted to hear a sermon for 6 continuous hours.”

Changmin being exasperated pushed his bangs back which made his hair look like a pineapple. sighed for the 10^th time before he sat down again.

Leeteuk: So I heard you all are in deep trouble what's going on

they tried to explain the situation to Leeteuk.

~several minutes later~

Junsu broke down laughing his duckbutt off again, Changmin face-palmed, and then Yoochun began

Yoochun: Well it all started about 4 hours ago... Someone knocked on the door it was Maggie.

Leeteuk: Who?!

Junsu: Our newest coordi noona. She's been working for about 2 months.

“Ahhhhhhh”

Yoochun: As I was saying-- . she came over, oh so early in the morning to ask us a favor.

Kyuhyun: They don't waste time now a days do they huh?”

Yunho: Aish,Not that kind of favor!

Yunho: Basically she came over to ask if one of us, well we all know how strict the company is, and well she just got married, and things happen unexpectedly all the time...

Junsu: She's pregnant! And she came to ask if one of us could lend her our urine for a pregnancy test.

because she will get fired if the manager hyung finds out of her condition, since they need her for our Reunion Tour.

Yoochun: and it's not so fair, she can still work really the tour is just until August. We don't mind if she has a cute pregnant belly.

LT&KH: AAAAND!!!

Yoochun: well Yunho hyung being as nice as he is, offered to take the test for her.

Yunho: and it came out positive.

after a while Leeteuk got up from the couch and said

__”Are you sure you read it right?! There must be some logical explanation.”

Yoochun: That's what we thought at first, so we checked again and the 2^nd one came out positive too.

Junsu: we used up all of her spare test mine was negative, but Yunho's still came out positive.

Leeteuk helped himself to a notepad and pen and doodled for some time, Kyu stared at the floor

“And where in the hell is Jaejoong”

Junsu: He said he was going to get more test from a different brand to test those but that was over 3 hours ago.

Changmin: the dimwit left his phone here so we can't get a hold of him.

Leeteuk “Heh, if anything I would think he would be the one with child”... he gilggled in the last syllable

Kyuhyun: Well talk about plot twists huh

Yunho blushed a fine tint of pink Yoochun choked his laughter back. and Junsu stared into space.

Junsu: maybe that's why you've been gaining weight and you blamed the midnight snacking hyung.

Changmin: This is just such major bull I know we're a technologically advanced country, but I don't thing a man being pregnant can be possible in this lifetime.

Kyuhyun: Where's the baby even supposed to come out off?

Yoochun: Same way it went in

Kyuhyun: Man, that would be the big of the century.

Yunho lost the faint color in his face

Kyuhyun: Aren't you glad I brought him and not Siwon-hyung.

And the room got quiet again

…

around noon after hours of discussing the future of the band

how to face the fans, the unofficial in-laws, the hospital, and possibly involving the Vatican or the USC. (union of concerned scientists)

Jaejoong walked in with about 20 shopping bags in each hand.

“I'm homeeeeee~” he chirped free of shame.

Everyone in the room woke up from their “Trance”

“YAH WHERE WERE YOU!”

Jaejoong: I-I was shopping!

Junsu: We thought you ran away from your responsibility!

Jaejoong: Whaaat? I did go to the pharmacy, to get more test strips but passed by the cutest baby store and couldn't help myself since I'm going to be a daddy. I got all of these things.

Leeteuk: But isn't this too much? Babies grow fast you know.

Jaejoong: For the twins dummy! my babies need their own clothes.

“Ahhhhh”

Yunho: What twins???!!!!

Jae give everyone a smirk and rubbed Yunho's belly

Better start making lunch for my new family. He put down the bags and skipped his way to the kitchen. Staying for lunch guys?

Kyu and Teuk just nodded, And he began preparing food.

“I'm not even hungry” Changmin said bitterly as went back to his room.

~*same way it went in*~♫

Yunho woke up in cold sweat, panting. He looked around his dark room disoriented.

He glanced at the clock it was 4:38 a.m. Jaejoong also woke up, and put a hand on Yunho's broad back.

“What Is it Yun? He said rubbing his eye “Did you have a bad dream?”

Yunho flinched away from Jae's stubby hand

his speech was also slurred.

“Whaafaftwinskaish”

and he felt his own tummy as he drank water from a glass on the nightstand.

When finally mustered his words together.

“Do..”

“Hmm?”

“Did you really like to..top?”

“Why would you like to bottom from now on?” Jae said mischievously, Yunho couldn’t' really see his hungry cat face in the dark but he felt it.

“NOOOOO”

“Hahaha” Jae laughed his breathy laugh

Jaejoong: It was alright but I rather have you pondering into me with your thick..”

“Well good!” Yunho interrupted “That's great! because it's never happening again.. at least not bare.”

Jae blinked a few times confused, then gently pushed yunho down and laid his head on his chest.

“As you wish Yunnie”

Yunho took a deep breath a bit more relieved it was a stupid weird dream.

“Bigest of the century” he whispered to himself.

and drifted back to sleep.