‘Agent K, do you roger? Agent K!

I’m right behind you, Agent K. I hope you didn’t think I’d be that easy to take down.

Of course not, I’m sure you’ve got my back.’

As soon as Chen fired off the show opener, Baekhyun begrudgingly tossed his phone aside as he swapped it for headphones.

‘Agent Kai and Agent Kyungsoo verified. This is the Double K.’

“We’re sure you miss your y agents, but it’s Chen and Baekhyun filling in for Double K as they prepare for their wedding!”
“We’re only a week away from their big day but I have problem here, Baekhyun.”
“What is it?”
“I haven’t gotten my tux ready.” Chen actually looked dead serious about his words that Baekhyun gulped before picking up where his co-host left off.
“Chen! Their wedding is one week away! When are you ever going to do things in advance?”
Chen grinned sheepishly. “Do you think I can raid your closet?”
“Have you not learnt anything from Jiyong? Coming up on the show is the phone interview we did with fashion designer Jiyong earlier this morning where he shared some of his personal tips on jazzing up your everyday clothes for special occasions without spending a bomb on new clothes. Maybe you should to pay closer attention to this, Chen.”
“Hey, you’re lucky your tux is taken care of since you’re the best man!”

As soon as Chen switched off their microphones, Baekhyun tore his headphones off so he wouldn’t be screaming any louder than necessary at his friend. “Are you serious?!”
“It’s not my fault Liyin is so caught up with her bridesmaid duties that nobody helped me with my tux.” Chen was nearly whining and Baekhyun could feel his eyes rolling to the back of head at the incredulity of it all.
“Were you planning on showing up in tshirt and jeans?”
“Suits garden themed, doesn’t it?” Chen chuckled meekly at how his fashion police of a friend was glaring at him. “Or you could let me raid your closet. I was serious about that too.”
“You’re lucky you’re my best friend and temporary co-host for the next week. I think Liyin would kill you otherwise.”
“I miss her!” at the mention of his girlfriend, Chen flopped over dramatically over the console and Baekhyun jumped on his feet anxiously to make sure he didn’t hit any buttons on the panel he wasn’t supposed to hit.
“Well I miss my giant too so it up!” Baekhyun shot him one last warning glare before slumping back into his seat and reaching for his phone again. Still no messages from said giant.

Baekhyun didn’t think there’d ever come a day where he would actually dread coming to work. He did not spend years of his life honing his skills for his dream job only to end up on the verge of glaring a hole through the device in his hands. He was this close to walking out of the studio so he could go home or to wherever the hell Chanyeol was. He hasn’t seen his boyfriend much for the past week ever since Kai and Kyungsoo went on leave to prepare for their big day and he has seven more torturous days to sit through. He even begged - yes, the great Byun Baekhyun, yes he did - Suho to put someone else on the show with Chen but the Programming Director was adamant about making minimal changes to the DJ roster. It only made sense to pick from the morning drivetime and night show since they hosted in pairs, and also since moving Lay to evening would mean having someone else cover Lay’s afternoon show, which was way too confusing for the listeners. “It’s only for two weeks.” Suho had said. To Baekhyun it was two fxcking eternities.

“Baek,” Chen had to lean across the panel to stick his hand before Baekhyun’s face to get his attention. “You’ve been staring at that phone all the time, every single day during the show. Am I that boring?”
“What?” Baekhyun glanced up absentmindedly before recovering his stance and decidedly shoving the damned phone into his pocket. “Nah, I was just engrossed in something.”
“In staring at your phone.” Chen reiterated. “Very interesting hobby you got there.”
Baekhyun chewed on the insides of his cheeks as he weighed his options. He could tell Chen whatever’s been bothering him and get some moral support, or risk being ridiculed by the troll. “Don’t you miss hosting with Liyin?”
“Of course I do. I don’t even get to wake up to her face anymore since she’s at work when I get up. You’re lucky Chanyeol is still in bed so you at least get to see him when you wake up.”
Baekhyun shrugged. It did sound like he got the better end of the deal as compared to Chen. “But besides that, does Liyin make an effort to still keep in contact with you despite the clashing schedules?”
“Duh,” Chen proudly unlocked his phone to show Baekhyun his new wallpaper of Liyin in her bridesmaid gown. “This is my favorite out of all the dresses she tried on. It’s so worth busting my data limit just to download all these high res photos of her trying out dresses.”
“I’m sure you bust your limit from using too much social media.” Baekhyun grumbled as he felt his phone digging into his thighs, still void of any notifications.

He was tired of being the one who always contacted the giant first, but the giant didn’t seem to have the habit of contacting him if it wasn’t a reply to Baekhyun’s initial message. Baekhyun didn’t even realize that two weeks apart could really be a test to their relationship since they’d been joined at the hips ever since they started hosting together.

“Earth to Byun Baekhyun?” Baekhyun returned to his senses to see Chen snapping his fingers and shaking - or twerking - his at him. Roaring with laughter, Baekhyun picked up the pen on his side and chucked it straight at Chen. “You at dancing, don’t ever do that again!”
“At least I got your attention.” Chen bowed while twirling his hand for the extra effect. “So, you were saying Chanyeol and you don’t talk anymore?”
Baekhyun was legitimately taken aback at this. When did he say that? Had he been talking aloud? This was m