You are walking by a fruit shop and suddenly feel hungry.

You want to buy something to eat.

You don't know what to choose.

The is lemons, but you don't want to eat that, because it is too sour.

There is a watermelon, but you don't have a knife to cut the watermelon.

There is a potato, but you don't want to eat that, because... what the heck is a potato doing at a fruit shop? It is a freaking vegetable.

There is a banana, and you want to eat it.

So you buy the banana.

You are about to peel it, but suddenly you hear someone say: "Buenos Dias, girl."

You look around to find out who is speaking and then you find out that it is the banana.

"You can talk?" you ask the banana.

"Of course, I can talk, senorita." the banana says. "I'm a talking banana."

"That makes no sense." You say.

"Yes, it does, because I have a name." The banana says.

"Really? so what is your name?"

"My name is Pedro Banana." 

"What a name for a banana."

"So do you want to peel me?" The banana says flirty.

And you are going to:

Peel Him (coming soon)

Don't Peel Him (coming soon)