You see this beautiful ostrich, with the most beautiful neck you have ever seen, sitting for himself at a table in a café called "Gee Go"

The ostrich looks at you with his big, dark eyes.

You go over to this ostrich and ask "Are you alone here?"

The ostrich looks at you and answers: "Nobody wants to sit next to me, because I'm an ostrich."

You feel a bit sorry for the ostrich and ask "Do you mind if I sit down here?"

"No, not at all." He answers with a smile.

You sit down next to him and you start talking more.

"So what is your name?" the ostrich asks.

"My name is (insert name)" you answer. "And yours?"

"My name is Roberto Johnson." He answers.

"Roberto? That's a unique name for an ostrich." You say.

"(insert name) is a unique name too." He says.

After a while he asks: "I feel like ordering something. Do you also want to order something?"

And your answer is:

Yes, why not?

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