“H-how did this happen?!” Ryosuke sobbed as he blew into his tissue.

“We’ll, I guess it’s time to talk about the ‘cows and the chickens.' See, when a man and a woman are in-”

Ryosuke whacked Chinen upside the head.

“I know how it happen you baka and it’s ‘birds and the bees’ not ‘cows and the chickens!” I just don’t understand how it happened to me.” Ryosuke said. “I mean, I’m usually careful, there must be a mistake or something. Maybe it’s a different Yamada Ryosuke.”

“Do you know any other Yamada Ryosuke’s that lives here?” Keito asked sarcastically.

Ryosuke narrowed his eyes at him.

“What are you going to do?” Chinen asked.

“We’ll, I’m going to get rid of it.”

What?! You thought.

“What?!” they all said.

“We’ll I have to. I’m still a high school student. I don’t have time to raise a baby and I have a life of my own. It’s the only choice.”

“But you’re her real father! You can’t abandon her.” Yuto protested.

Yeah listen to the nice guy. You can’t just abandon me.

“I don’t know how to raise a baby and I doubt any of you three know how to either! And what else am I suppose to do?! Just imagine what my mother would do if she found out about this…”

“She’ll probably disown you.” Stated Chinen. Ryosuke gave Chinen a cold glare.

You’re stomach had began to make a growling sound. I’m hungry.

“Eh!” you said.

Ryosuke just looked at you in disgust. “What does it want?”

I’m starving here that’s what!

“Don’t be mean. You’re her father!”

HUNGRY!

“STOP SAYING THAT CHINEN!” he yelled.

You started  to burst into tears as your stomach was in rage.

“WAHHHHH!” You roared.

“UGH!