[J-Hope and Rap Monster look at each other and back at the instructor] 

[Rap Monster scratches the back of his head] "Our manager just texted us and said we have to end our activities here due to..." [Rap Monster pauses and nudges J-Hope whilst sending eye texts]

[J-Hope could only nod his head in response] "YEAH! OUR MANAGER SAID OUR SCHEDULE FOR AN INTERVIEW HAS BEEN PUSHED UP SO WE CAN'T ATTEND!"

[Hard Gay crosses his arm and pouts] "Well... I can't do anything against you boys if your schedule comes into play... except for the fact that your manager is-"

[Crossing his arms and walks out from behind Hard Gay] "Having fun boys?"

[J-Hope and Rap Monster run towards their Manager hyung and begins tugging on his sleeve while kneeling] "UMMA!!!"

[Nudging Hard Gay, he smiles and gives the signal] "They've suffered enough."

[The room turns quiet as the gang of muscle men assembles the boys together in kneeling position and lines up in an unified formation behind the boys]

[The boys remain quiet as they look at each other while Suga was still out cold by the mirror]

[Marching from one end to the other with his arms behind his back] "Have you all learned your lesson?"

[Rap Monster looks up ] "What did we do wrong in the first place? All we did was come here for yoga class"

[Jungkook stares at the manager hyung present] "... all I wanted was to have some fun with everybody else..." [Jungkook starts his fake crying act]

[The muscle men behind them starts to react differently - from biting their lips to holding hands to hugging each other] "Aww poor kookie..."

[Walking towards Jungkook and holds him up] "Aww was I too hard on you?"

[Jungkook nods]

[Putting an arm around the maknae and consoles him] "Well"  [Pulling out the eye drops from Jungkook's pocket, he throws it to the ground] "You will need to get better acting lessons from Taehyung."

[V steps forward] "SIR!"

"SPEAK SOLDIER!"

"IF I CAN JUST SAY ON MY BEHALF, THIS WAS ALL JIMIN'S IDEA!"

[The boys quickly scurry off behind the manager]

[Jimin stood there appalled] "YAH!!!"

[Finally letting out a sigh, manager hyung shakes his head and walks up to the center of the room] "What's done is done... but next time - you guys could leave me a note before leaving the dorms."

[J-Hope raises a brow in suspicion] "We did though... V said he-" [J-hope freezes part way through his sentence]

"V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" [The boys glare at the alien member as they force him towards the mirrored wall]

"I-I-I FORGOT!" [Taehyung shrinks lower and lower as the other boys were raring to beat up the poor alien]

[M-Hyung sighs and walks toward the gang that was prepared to kill the alien at any second] "Okay break it up boys. Jimin, you carry Suga out of here and rest in the lobby. The rest of you-" [Finally noticing that he was missing one more head, he questions] "Where's Jin?" 

"Jin is well..." [Rap Monster leans forward and whispers]

[M-Hyung's eyes widen to the point where his eyeballs were going to pop out of his eye sockets and gasps] "YOU JUST WAH?!?!??!?!" [Quickly he dashes off out of the room and towards the location of the kidnapped member]

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[Jin sat there all tied up and squirming around as his face and clothes were enveloped in lipstick stains] "MMMM-MMMM-MMMMMMMMMM!!!!"

[Taehyung dishes out a serious expression as he puts his left hand up and shushes the gathering army behind him] "Jin-hyung said... he is being held captive and can't take anymore of this .... Oh and Jimin, he said he will kill you later for suggesting this."

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Meanwhile... back in the lobby,,,

"AH-CHOOOO!!!!" [Jimin rubs his exposed arms] "Getting chilly in here..."

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[M-Hyung grabs his shades and puts them on] "Boys let's do this." [He nods and gives them the signal] "LET JIN GO THIS INSTANT!"

"YEAH JUST LIKE INSTANT NOODLES!" [Taehyung was bouncing beside his manager as everybody just glared at him]

[M-hyung sneers] "Shut up V"

[Taehyung retreats to the middle of the group] "yes sir..."

[M-hyung starts again] "AS I WAS SAYING! LET JIN GO THIS INSTANT!"

[The same girl who stomped on Rap Monster's big toe steps forward] "Or what?"

[Rap Monster spits on the ground with hands chipped in his non-existent pockets of his sweat pants] "Or M-dawg right here is gonna kick your pretty lil ."

[She whips her head back to the attention of 'M-dawg] "Oh really?"

[Rap Monster rolls his tongue underneath the inside of his lower lip] "Yeah really."

[M-dawg clears his throat] "A-HEM! I was going to say - could you let Jin go? OMG IS THAT RAIN?" [M-dawg points at the poster of Rain present in the room]

[The girls turn head and stares at the rain poster] "OMG WHERE?!?!?!?!"

[M-dawg led the pack of Bangtan Misfits and ran with all his might] "RUN LIKE THE WIND OR NO MORE BEEF BULGOGI FOR ANY OF YOU!"

[The 4 members were carrying Jin over their heads as they sprinted like mad for the entrance]

[Jimin saw figures coming out of the hallway beside the receptionist] "Yo guys~ what's- HOLY !!!" [Jimin froze as he sees his Manager and the 5 boys trying to escape the horror that is the yoga studio]

[M-dawg waves his arms randomly] "RUN IF YOU WANNA LIVE!!!"

[Suga finally gets up from his long slumber and rubs his eyes] "Is it over yet?" [Needless to say... Suga sees the sight in front of him and faints again]

"Oh not this again" [Jimin carries Suga over his shoulder and runs off]

[M-dawg holds the door as the Bangtan Boys escape] "I'M COUNTING ON YOU HARD GAY!!!"

 [Hard Gay suddenly appears with his army of muscle men] "Get home safe M-dawg..." [He salutes M-dawg and turns around to the angry mob of girls] "ARE YOU READY BOYS!!!"

"YEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" [The army barracades the door from letting the girls escape and puts up a fight to the finish]

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Back at the dorm...

[M-dawg holds a quick meeting with the members] "I hope you all learned your lesson."

 "yes hyung..." [The boys were yet again in the kneeling position while pulling their ears]

"Although... a question arose from our little escapade within the yoga studio..." [Rap Monster crosses his arms] "How did you know 'THE' Hard Gay?"

 [The boys begin to chatter and talk amongst themselves]

"That's for me to know and me to know only. NOW GET TO BED!"

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 [The boys walk back to their shared room]

[He sighs and looks out the window where the evening sky was painted with the stars and moon] "Rest In Peace Hard Gay... Rest In Peace..."

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