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School of Bangtan YOGA[Jimin enters the yoga studio and spreads his arms while spinning around] "SOOOOOO what do yall think?"
[J-hope looks around] "it's okay"
[Jungkook and V were too preoccupied giggling and looking at girls] "-hey check out that one over there kekeke-"
[Suga pouts and shakes his head] -sigh- "these youngsters..."
[Jin wore a pale expression and announces his dislike of Jimin's suggestion] "I still think this is a bad idea..."
[Rap Monster stands beside Jin and wraps his right arm around Jin's shoulders] "Well we're here already, might as well give it a try - Hey at least there's girls!"
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The girls in the studio stops and stares at the ecstatic Rap Monster.
[Rap Monster lets out a sly smile and waves to the girls] "Hey ladies~"
One of the girls walk up to him with a smile.
[Rap Monster looks at her in the eye and his smile got even wider] "Somebody's not shy ~"
The girl stomps on his left big toe with all her might.
[Rap Monster jumps around while holding his big toe] "WHAT THE F- SON OF A MOTHER- F- FU FJFKJFKJKDKJDFKJDKSJL"
The girl turns around and whips her hair in Rap Monster's face.
[Jin steps in and smiles] "I apologize for my friend's act of offensiveness. We were just charmed by your beauty." [Jin bows in a gentleman-like manner where his arms were in one direction while he kneels a bit with one foot behind the other]
The girls started blushing and swoon over Jin's gentleman act. They started rushing towards Jin and pulling him towards the reception, leaving the other members behind.
[Jungkook and V starts giggling] "Jin-hyung got da moves!" [The two run towards the crowd and tries to slip in]
But they were quickly met with glares of detest.
[The duo hugs each other in a quivering manner and retreats to the group of leftovers] "Taetae... I'm scared ..."
Soon after, Jin was out of sight while he was led into the hallway to the left.
[Jimin tries to snap the group out of withdrawing as his thunderous clap grabs their attention] "SO! ignoring the events that had happened within the past 3 minutes..." [he stops and stares at the leader still jumping around and cursing] "Why don't we proceed to the reception and get our names down? I can guarantee you this only gets better!"
The bunch changes into their yoga wear and...
[J-hope glares at Jimin] "Oh yeah this only gets WAAAAAAY better!"
The group was met with a bunch of muscle men in tights gossiping about idol boys. The room was decorated with posters of SHINee, EXO, Super Junior, etc.,
[Jungkook and V sees posters of their group and quickly runs over] "TAKE IT DOWN TAKE IT DOWN!!!"
But it was already too late as the two younger boys were crowded and carried off by the muscle men
[Jungkook and V sticks out their arms and cries] "HYUNG SAVE US!!!"
[Suga turns pale and faints]
[Jimin was quick to catch Suga and rests the fainted hyung's head on his lap] "YAH! GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF!!! I'll get you some water so stay right th-" [He looks at Suga and pauses with an big 'O'] "On second thought, you're doing a great job" [Jimin quickly dashes to his bag but...]
"HEY TONY I FOUND ANOTHER ONE!!!" One of the muscle men spots Jimin with a pointed finger and calls out to the rest - They quickly run towards Jimin and carry him off alongside Jungkook and V
[Rap Monster just stares from the doorway] "What have we gotten ourselves into..."
[J-hope reaffirms Rap Monster with a pat on his shoulder] "it's the beginning of a new era..." [He looks at the leader and nods in agreement]
"RUN!!!!"
But as soon as they turn around, the two rappers were met by a tall muscular man in leather.
"I HAVE COME MY PRETTIES!!!"
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This marks the end of the first chapter~ how will the boys get themselves out of this mess? What will happen to the maknae line? Will Jin get involved in a harem? And WILL SUGA EVER GET HIS WATER?
Join me next time as the story unfolds into a mess of epic proportions!
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