Chat 3: Poetry Month (All)

GOT7's Chatroom

Legend:

JB: not_justinbieber

Mark: reMarkable

Jackson: king.jackson

Jr.: official.jyp

Youngjae: i_hate_cucumbers

Bambam: bambamming you

Yugyeom: yugyums


not_justinbieber started a conversation with reMarkable, official.jyp, king.jackson, i_hate_cucumbers, bambamming you & yugyums.

not_justinbieber: sooooooooo

official.jyp: soooooooooooo

king.jackson: just get to the point. 

not_justinbieber: since it's poetry month, why don't we all write poems? it'll help make us better song writers. 

bambamming you: oh! like a haiku

king.jackson: wtf is a haiku

yugyums: 5 7 5

king.jackson: so a haiku is 5 7 5

i_hate_cucumbers: no, idiot, a haiku is a poem with 3 lines. the first line has 5 syllables, the second line has 7, and the last line has 5. 

not_justinbieber: thank god our group has SOME smart people. 

king.jackson: so like;

give me money now

i am y and wild

i make all girls drool

reMarkable: wild is only 1 syllable.

king.jackson: I WRITE WHAT I WANT. 

bambamming you: there are other types of poems. like an acrostic poem, or a limerick, or a cinquain. 

i_hate_cucumbers: do you possibly have a degree in literature. 

bambamming you: i love poems >.<

official.jyp: ugh, someone needs to take the trash out. 

not_justinbieber: i have an idea. 

official.jyp: you're gonna take the trash out?

not_justinbieber: no. we'll have a poetry contest. whoever gets last place takes the trash out.

reMarkable: are you seriously hosting a poetry contest just for trash?

not_justinbieber: if you don't wanna do it, then you can take it out.

reMarkable: nah, i'm in. 

yugyums: we can write about anything? 

official.jyp: yup. 

king.jackson: so i can write about scissors.

not_justinbieber: ...if you want to...?

king.jackson: aight. i gotta poem. 

king.jackson: ITS A HAIKU CALLED "scissors" 

king.jackson: scissors, oh scissors

you mostly just cut paper

but sometimes humans

reMarkable: that is the dumbest and most ridiculous thing i've read so far in my 20 years of existence. 

bambamming you: "scissors, oh scissors"

king,jackson: SHUT UP I THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD.

yugyums: i'd like to go next.

official.jyp:

yugyums: it's a cinquain about chicken. 

i_hate_cucumbers: um

yugyums: chicken

delicious, good

baking, grilling, roasting 

makes my tummy very happy 

food

king.jackson: and i thought mine was bad. 

yugyums: :(

reMarkable: my turn. 

bambamming you: here comes mark twain!!

official.jyp: ....mark twain was an author, not a poet

official.jyp: nice try, though.

reMarkable: it's an acrostic poem about.....wifi

reMarkable: Wonderful 

         Internet

        Fun

        It is my life

not_justinbieber: deep. 

not_justinbieber: i'm gonna do a haiku on us.

not_justinbieber: GOT7 is life

We dance, sing, rap, make girls scream

I love GOT7

king.jackson: i'm touched.

i_hate_cucumbers: CAN I DO A HAIKU TOO

official.jyp: why are we all doing haikus?

i_hate_cucumbers: they're easy. 

i_hate_cucumbers: i'm doing mine on cucumbers

i_hate_cucumbers: cucumbers are gross

                            green, ugly, disgusting, ugh

                            please become extinct

i_hate_cucumbers: i don't know about you but i like mine.

i_hate_cucumbers: yes i hear you people clapping 

king.jackson: we're clapping cause it's over

official.jyp: i'm doing a limerick.  

official.jyp: it's about a little boy

king.jackson: e

official.jyp: there once was a young little boy

      his mom wouldn't buy him a toy

      he made a big fit

      and didnt get hit 

      his mom bought him chips ahoy

reMarkable: wtf

bambamming you: my turn!!!!!

bambamming you: it's a limerick about TRASH.

bambamming you: There once was a group of guys

                            Their trash mostly stank of fries

                            No one took the trash out

                            So i'm writing about

                            The ol' trash that also stank of pies.

not_justinbieber: it doesn't even stink of fries or pies!

bambamming you: nothing else rhymed with guys

i_hate_cucumbers: i think we know who the loser is. 

king.jackson: sorry but yugyeom yours was horrible

official.jyp: absolutely horrendous. 

yugyums: i guess i'll take it out..........

yugyums has left the conversation.

reMarkable: yeah but who writes about a little boy getting chips ahoy

official.jyp: you wanna go

reMarkable: 

offcial.jyp: that's what i thought.

not_justinbieber: i'm exhuasted. 

king.jackson: exhausted*

not_justinbieber: I DON'T CARE.

not_justinbieber has left the conversation.


A/N: I entered this poetry contest LOL. I honestly can't imagine bambam being in love with poetry, but hey, who knows.

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Fanfan_Galaxy94
#1
Chapter 4: Nice one! Hahaha... Poor those guys... they don't use to hot weather... unlike our Kunpimook Bhuwakul who is originally from Thai...
angelica #2
Chapter 4: HAHAHAHAHAHADMCNNDXXDMRSXX! I. GIVE.UP.LIFE.UGH.
why would you do this?! T_T I cry okay I cry beause I laugh so hard my throat hurts. TTILOVETHIS!
Micassie #3
Chapter 1: Omg XD this cracked me up
GOT_YugBam
#4
Chapter 1: Hahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck Jackson, you vine addict. XD Thanks for this authornim, and keep 'em coming~ :)