TWO

Random Crackness

The Park

 

Akane: *Walking along the path, thinking of plans how to video cam Justin Timberlake in the shower* Hehh.. *Evil smirk*

???:  *jumps out of nowhere* BOO!

 

Akane: AAAHH!!! *Falls on near pond* EMIIIIIII!!!!!! *shrieks*

 

Emi: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  *rolling on ground*

 

Akane: DON’T DO THAT!! *throw daggers at Akane*

 

Emi:  *dodge daggers* Hah!  Missed! *dodge* missed again! HAHA!

Akane:  -_____-’    You almost killed me!  *points at pond*

 

Emi: says the one who throws daggers at people! *rolls eyes* ‘Sides, I didn’t try to kill ya’… yet. *evil ora appear*

 

Akane:   Oh. No…   O.o

 

Emi: *Takes out Samurai sword from thin air* Now, I am!! *Evil grin*

 

Akane: Whaaa…? O.O   AHHHHHHHH!!!!! *starts running around in circles, screaming in terror*

 

Emi:   -____-‘  *thinks* WTF is she doing….?

 

Akane: *Still running around in circles, screaming bloody murder* HEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! SOMEBODY, ANY BODY!!!!

 

Emi: AKANE! WATCH OUT FOR THE—

 

WHAMM!!!

 

Emi: …tree     -_____-‘

 

Akane: *falls unconscious*

 

Emi: *sighs and thinks* Why do I even bother?

 

???: DON’T WORRY MA LADY! I WILL SAVE YOU!!

 

*A heroic song starts to play in the background*

 

Emi: What the—? *looks around* Where’s that coming from…?

 

*A masked guy came out from the bushes*

 

Emi: WTH? -_____-‘

 

???: TADAAAA! *strikes a cocky heroic pose*

 

Emi: *sweat drop*  who are YOU suppose to be?

 

???: Well, I’m—

 

Akane: *groans, waking up, rubs head* ouch.. My head hurts… *looks around* hmm? *sees masked Guy wearing a Pink Tutu*   WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!  *Points at pink tutu guy*

 

Emi: Why are you…? *Notices the pink tutu* WHAT THE…???!!!  *Joins laughing maniacally* PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Pink tutu guy: -____-‘

 

Akane: POWERPUFF REIZO!!!!!! *Laughing*

 

Emi: Reizo…? *light bulb lights up Emi’s head*   PUAHAHAHHAHAHHA!! *Rolls on floor*

 

Reizo: O.O’ *Thinks* , I got discovered!

 

Akane: HAHAHA, why are you wearing that stupid pink skirt, Reizo?!! HAHAHAHA

 

Reizo: HEY! *Vein popping* Do not insult the skirt, it happens to be cute…

 

Akane & Emi: *stops laughing and stares at Reizo* O.O

 

Reizo: And besides, it makes me feel like a beautiful pink princess!!! *squeals like a little girl, twirling*

 

Akane & Emi: WHAAA…???

 

Reizo: HIT IT!!

 

*a song starts to play*

 

Emi & Akane: *thinks* Why do I have a feeling I know this song…… OH NO!!!  O.O`

 

Reizo: *pulls out a pink microphone from nowhere and starts singing*

 

-- Barbie girl.

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Miss_Hoya #1
Chapter 2: hahahah... tbayang2 ku sudah. hahahah
Miss_Hoya #2
Chapter 1: hahahahaha... 이게 뭐야~!! 대박!! :3 like like likee!!
babysehunnieluhannie #3
Fighting for ur story
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#4
Chapter 2: lmao this is so funny... it's totally random and I like it... xD