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Random Crackness

Script One

 

**ON AIR**

Emi: Hello Everybody! I’m Emi Amaya, and today we are with the one and only, AKANE TSUKI!! Give a round of applause everybody!

*Audience starts clapping & cheering*

Emi: Okay Miss Tsuki…. What is your personality like? I mean, how does the REAL Akane Tsuki act? *Puts mic infront of her*

Akane: Emmm *touches her cheeks* aaaaa…I’m speechless *runs out of the studio screaming*

Everyone in the Studio:   O.o’   WTH??

Emi: Errrr… alright….? Emmm... Sorry people, seems like we have to tell Justin Timberlake that Akane…. Doesn’t feel well at the moment. We will be back.

**OFF AIR**

-During commercials-

Emi: *Thought to self *Poor Justin, He was going to propose Akane on air... Now maybe he will marry me instead! *Laugh Evilly*

*Audience looks at Emi all weird, Children starts to cry*

Emi: umm… Heheheh *laugh nervously*

**ON AIR**

Emi: Welcome back and Miss Tsuki is here with us again. Let’s just hope she feels MUCH better….

Akane: I’m back from all the screaming, ‘cause I forgot to drink my Pepsi. ^-^v

Emi: Errrr…alrighty then~   -__-“

Akane: Oh, My name’s Akane Tsuki, I’ve been living in Japan for nearly 5 years…..

*5 minutes later*

Emi: That’s IT??!!  O.o’

Akane: I’m thinking here! -.-

Emi: *Falls back from chair* Uhh? Take your time….?

 

*15 minutes later*

Emi: Uhh… Miss Tsuki? *Shaking Akane’s body*

Akane: *Snores. A snot bubble coming from her nose*

Emi: O.o’ SHE”S BEEN SLEEPING THE WHOLE TIME???!!!

Akane: WOAH!! And I’m 17! Umm... Where was I??

Emi: Grrrr~ *Pissed*

Akane: HeheH... I’m not serious in show-biz… ^.^’

Emi: *Annoyed. Cracks Knuckles*

Akane: Awwwww~ saweeyy~ *Hugs*

Emi: WHAM!!! *Kicks Akane out off the studio*

Akane: *Flies out of the studio through the roof* *Screaming in terror* CURSES!!!!

Emi: MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! JUSTIN’S MINE!!!! ALL MINE!!!! MUAHAHAHHAAHA!!!

Everybody:  O.O” What the…..???

 

 

Director: Okay, CUT!!!! Good job everybody… IT’s A WRAP!!!!

*Movie Crew Starts cheering*

Emi: ALRIGHT!!! *Starts running of to fake sunset in slow motion*

 

-END-

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Miss_Hoya #1
Chapter 2: hahahah... tbayang2 ku sudah. hahahah
Miss_Hoya #2
Chapter 1: hahahahaha... 이게 뭐야~!! 대박!! :3 like like likee!!
babysehunnieluhannie #3
Fighting for ur story
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#4
Chapter 2: lmao this is so funny... it's totally random and I like it... xD