Girls 101 | According To Section XOXO
「 THE FIRST CLASS ♡ highschool!au / applyclosed + will be reviewing and choosing soon!
I, FIRST CLASS REPRESENTATIVE, SHALL NEVER SHOW THIS PIECE OF SCRAP TO ANY GIRL. SIGNED AT THE BACK.
1.) "I need to go to the bathroom" → 80% of the girls in the classroom and I will be going to the bathroom (Baek: Wait for me, I need to fix my eyeliner, I think it's smudged)
2.) "I have nothing to wear" → I have nothing to wear in my closet filled with a bajillion clothes (Tao: Check if there's a Gucci back in there / Luhan: Gucci is so out of season. I want a Marc Jacobs)
3.) "Call me, okay?" → Call me the moment you get home, don't eat, don't talk. Just pick pick up the phone and call me right away (Jongin: But I need to eat my chicken though. You can be second best after my food / Jongdae: Naaaah, I think I'll pass / Minseok: Coffee in exchange of a hug?~)
4. "I'll be real quick" → /4 hours later/ 'Ugh, there isn't anything remotely decent, such a waste of time' (Joonmyun: But you made me wait for 4 hours... ;;;;)
5.) "I'm not jealous" → In my mind, I'm stabbing that girl right now adjklaaa I HATE YOU BUT I LOVE YOU AND HERES A LOAD OF FEELS (Kris: I only said hi though!)
6.) "I've never liked a best friend's ex-boyfriend, ex-crush, ex-anything" → Except for that one hottie. And that one cutie.. Oh! And there was... (Yixing: What happened to never? o - o)
7.) "I want you to prove to me that you like me" → I want you to carry a load of books for me, carry my backpack, fetch me before and after school, buy me this and that; ooh, chocolate (Sehun: Ain't nobody got time for that!)
8.) "Beware, I'm PMS-ing" → Beware, I'll bite the living life out of you if you piss me off so don't get too near. Oh, and buy me some napkin from the convinient store (Chanyeol: Since I'm such a good boy, Ill buy you your napkin. In return, plant one on me babe huehue /slapped/)
9.) "I'm fine" → I'm far from fine (Kyungsoo: Looks can be decieving I guess, but I can read through you so well)
10.) "I love you" → Please tell me you love me too
2.) "I have nothing to wear" → I have nothing to wear in my closet filled with a bajillion clothes (Tao: Check if there's a Gucci back in there / Luhan: Gucci is so out of season. I want a Marc Jacobs)
3.) "Call me, okay?" → Call me the moment you get home, don't eat, don't talk. Just pick pick up the phone and call me right away (Jongin: But I need to eat my chicken though. You can be second best after my food / Jongdae: Naaaah, I think I'll pass / Minseok: Coffee in exchange of a hug?~)
4. "I'll be real quick" → /4 hours later/ 'Ugh, there isn't anything remotely decent, such a waste of time' (Joonmyun: But you made me wait for 4 hours... ;;;;)
5.) "I'm not jealous" → In my mind, I'm stabbing that girl right now adjklaaa I HATE YOU BUT I LOVE YOU AND HERES A LOAD OF FEELS (Kris: I only said hi though!)
6.) "I've never liked a best friend's ex-boyfriend, ex-crush, ex-anything" → Except for that one hottie. And that one cutie.. Oh! And there was... (Yixing: What happened to never? o - o)
7.) "I want you to prove to me that you like me" → I want you to carry a load of books for me, carry my backpack, fetch me before and after school, buy me this and that; ooh, chocolate (Sehun: Ain't nobody got time for that!)
8.) "Beware, I'm PMS-ing" → Beware, I'll bite the living life out of you if you piss me off so don't get too near. Oh, and buy me some napkin from the convinient store (Chanyeol: Since I'm such a good boy, Ill buy you your napkin. In return, plant one on me babe huehue /slapped/)
9.) "I'm fine" → I'm far from fine (Kyungsoo: Looks can be decieving I guess, but I can read through you so well)
10.) "I love you" → Please tell me you love me too
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