He said to her, "I'd like a cheeseburger
And I might like a milkshake as well"

 

"mmmm....that sounds good..."

"HUSH!!! let me sing so that we can go to sleep"

*pout* "fine"

She said to him, "I can't give you either"
He said, "Isn't this Burger Bell?"

She said," Yes it is but we're closed now, But we open tomorrow at 10"

 

"why not go to Burger King!!! It's 24 hours!!"

"Tao..."

"sorry ge...."

 

He said, " I am extremely hungry
But I guess I can wait until then"

'Cause you're his cheeseburger
His yummy cheeseburger
He'll wait for yo-u, yeah
He will wait for yo-u

Oh, you are his cheeseburger
His tasty cheeseburger
He'll wait for yo-u
Oh, he will wait for you

 

*sniff sniff* "that's so beautiful....."

 

He stayed at the drive-through till sunrise
He may have dozed off once or twice
When he spotted a billboard for Denny's
Bacon and Eggs for half price

How could he resist such an offer?
He really needed something to munch
Cheeseburger please do not get angry
(Don't get angry)
He'll eat and be back here for lunch

 

 

 

 

"what...."

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Cause you're his cheeseburger
His precious cheeseburger
Be back for yo-u
He'll be back for yo-u

Won't be so long cheeseburger
Oh, lovely cheeseburger
Be back for yo-u
Oh, he'll be back for you

 

"CHEN#LIKE ROCK VERSION!!!!"

"Ge...chen's not here...."

 

Because he loves you cheeseburger
With all his heart
And there ain't nothin' gonna tear
You tw-o apart

And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese
He would get down on his hands and knees
To see if someone accidentally dropped
Some cheese in the dirt

And he would wash it off for you
Wipe it off for you
Clean that dirty cheese off
Just for you

 

 

 

 

You are his cheeseburgeeeeeeeeer

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"sigh wasn't that relaxing tao?"

".......he didn't get the cheeseburger"

Lay's eyes went wide as he looked at his maknae...

"pardon?"

Tao got up from his spot and grabbed Lay by his shoulders rocking him back and forth.

"The man that was waiting all night for his cheeseburger.....HE JUST DECIDED TO GO AND HAVE BREAKFAST INSTEAD!!!!"

"yes, at Denny's for half price!!!"

Tao raged and flipped a neatly stacked pile of books and started to tear up

"NO!!! I refuse to believe this lie...why didn't he just get the cheeseburger at Burger King???!!!"

before Lay could speak a soft knock was at the door, which followed an exhausted leader and a giant elf.

"Lay, Tao, Why are you guys up?"

"Yeah!! It's almost 3 in the morn...Lay...why do you have my guitar?"

"SUHO UMMA!!! I WANT A CHEESEBURGER AND A MILKSHAKE AT BURGER BELL RIGHT NOW!!!!"

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A/N: just beacuse Exo is cute...