The fricked-frickan-do-da-do Sequel

The Series of Unfortunate Events

"I'm very disappointed in you," Kris said sternly, looking at the two strips of eyebrow hair laying in the cell. "Besides, I thought you like my boyfriend? Why did you attack him?!?!" He yelled, " YOU BROKE ONE OF HIS RIBS." Kris's eyebrows looked looked down shamefully.  "I haD TO GLUE KAI's CHEST HAIR TO MY FOREHEAD TO STOP PEOPLE FROM STARRING"

He cried, fighting the tears that gathered in his eyes. Tao rubbed his gege's back supportively and adjusted the obnoxious ing neck brace Kris's eyebrows caused him to wear. Tao glared at the stupid patches of fur. I hate you so ing much he mouthed while Kris wasn't looking.

Kris sighed before he took Tao's hand. "We hope you learn your lesson in this jail." He then dragged Tao out of the building. They went home to relax. At home, Tao and Kris were coloring, and Tao was fixing his neck brace. That's when the TV suddenly got louder.

The news caster began speaking loudly, "Wu Kris's two eyebrows have broken out of prison. If you see them around, please do call the eyebrow department of the police. Thank you and have nice day." The two froze and looked at each other. They both spoke at the same time, "!" 

 

Words: 213

So Sarah wrote the beginning, and I finished it.

Hope it was perfect~

-Jessie

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DragonTopsThePanda
Man I need to make a new chapter for this. I put it on complete saying I'd update but I tricked myself lmao

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Ziilel #1
Chapter 15: This was great btw
Ziilel #2
Chapter 15: Black and blue~
Oh, and it is actually black and royal blue. The store that sells the dress made a video about it cx
Lilkik #3
Chapter 15: I see it mostly white and gold , but when it gets dark or I'm in a dark room it gets black and blue
stardust667 #4
Chapter 15: lol, I've seen both white and gold and black and blue
goldxntrbl
#5
Chapter 15: Haha I love this xD
I see it as white and gold too, I'm glad I'm not alone xD
MintyPetals
#6
Chapter 15: literally me and my schoolfriends
chomesukesharp #7
Chapter 13: chapter 13 omg it's priceless wtf
Blehlala #8
Chapter 13: omg
what
just
what
no
even though this was really funny as a crack fic
no.
seventeensbuttcheeks
#9
Chapter 13: Hahahahahha omg perf