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'Kik'ing Off on Kik!• EXO's Kik Accountswhen Cupid strikes you in the with an arrow heart IV/? #udunwannakno
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You sent Kai a message!
Tao- ay wazzup ma nigga
Kai- wtf tao
Tao- so today's valentine's day
Tao- *WINK WINK*
Kai- .-. so?
Tao- KAISOO SHALL LEAVE A MARK ON THIS DAY
Kai- wtf tao
Kai- did you drink again
Tao- no i didnt
Kai- did kris you too hard?
Tao- still a
Kai- haha
Kai- how much do you wanna bet that i'll get laid before you will
Tao- respect your ing elders cocklicker
Kai- wtf tao
Tao- so today's valentine's day
Tao- *WINK WINK*
Kai- .-. so?
Tao- KAISOO SHALL LEAVE A MARK ON THIS DAY
Kai- wtf tao
Kai- did you drink again
Tao- no i didnt
Kai- did kris you too hard?
Tao- still a
Kai- haha
Kai- how much do you wanna bet that i'll get laid before you will
Tao- respect your ing elders cocklicker
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MEANWHILE
You sent SeHun a message!
Kris- yo how you doin
SeHun- dude wth
SeHun- you woke me up
Kris- you don't need beauty sleep doe
SeHun- and why is that?
SeHun- is it because i'm already that beautiful?
Kris- no
Kris- you're too ugly so there's no point anyway
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SeHun- dude wth
SeHun- you woke me up
Kris- you don't need beauty sleep doe
SeHun- and why is that?
SeHun- is it because i'm already that beautiful?
Kris- no
Kris- you're too ugly so there's no point anyway
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SeHun- well you too then
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SeHun- well you too then
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Tao- listen closely kai
Kai- wtf tao shut up
Tao- YOU TOO
Kai- when and where~? c;
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Kris- ALRIGHT
Kris- you like luhan right
SeHun- is that even a question
Kris- im gonna take that as a yes
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Tao- kai
Tao- i have something to tell you
Kai- wut
Tao- you and kyungsoo will hook up today
Tao- and there's nothing you can do about it
Kai- haha ya in my ing wet dreams
Tao- no i meant in reality
Tao- but it'll happen more in your wet dreams too though
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You sent Jongdae a message!
Kris- alright dae
Kris- listen the up
Jongdae- dude
Jongdae- it's so early goddamn
Kris- WELL YOU'RE GONNA KISS XIUMIN OK
Jongdae- if he confesses
Kris- oh, he will
Jongdae- in my ing wet dreams
Kris- there too
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You sent Yixing a message!
Tao- ay xingxing
Yixing- oh hey taozi
Yixing- Wazzup?
Tao- so
Tao- today's valentine's day
Tao- *EYEBROW WRIGGLE*
Yixing- i swear to the ing lord
Tao- yes
Tao- you will go along with the plan
Yixing- you
Tao- and if you do not go along with the plan
Tao- i will eat all the skittle cookies baekhyun gets
Yixing- NO
Tao- ;) no promises~
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You sent Kris a message!
Tao- alright bby
Tao- who do we have left to confront
Kris- xiuminnie, baekyeol, lulu, soosoo, joonmyeon, and ya
Kris- dat it
Tao- i take minmin, baek, lulu, and soo?
Kris- nah i'll take yeol, minmin, and joonmyeon
Tao- but i want minmin ;;
Kris- fine then
Tao- k go to joonmyeon and yeol then
Kris- come to my room in half an hour when you're done, ok?
Tao- anyeong~ :*
Kris- :*
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You sent XiuMin a message!
Tao- ayyyy baozi
XiuMin- piss off
Tao- wow, usually, I'M the cranky one o u o
XiuMin- .-.
Tao- valentine's day doe
XiuMin- i am not confessing
Tao- if you're not, then i'm taking away baek's supply of skittle cookies for the rest of the ing year
XiuMin- IT'S ONLY FEBRUARY
XiuMin- HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO LIVE
XiuMin- HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GO TEN MORE MONTHS WITHOUT MY STAPLE FOOD
Tao- damn boi
XiuMin- ...damn you tao
Tao- c;
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You sent Chanyeol and Joonmyeon a message!
Kris- alright you two
Kris- today is valentine's day
Kris- YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
Chanyeol- you
Joonmyeon- please don't
Kris- c;
Chanyeol- ugh
Kris- TODAY IS THE DAY IN WHICH YOU WILL BECOME THE SEMES OF YOUR RELATIONSHIPS
Joonmyeon- kris wtf
Kris- CHANYEOL, YOU SHALL CONFESS ACCORDING TO THE PLAN AND JOONMYEON, YOU SHALL CONFESS ACCORDING TO THE PLAN
Chanyeol- this
Joonmyeon- *this=baekhyun
Chanyeol- you ain't slick joonmyeon stop tryin' to be cute -.-
Kris- damn yeol
Kris- haven't seen you this ghetto in a while
Chanyeol- e u e
Kris- YOU SEMES BETTER MAKE THIS VALENTINE'S DAY THE BEST OR I WILL PERSONALLY YOUR WITH MY TOES
Chanyeol- ew
Joonmyeon- kris das nasteh
Kris- exactly the point
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You sent a message to LuHan, Kyungsoo, and Baekhyun!
Tao- GATHER AROUND, UKES!
LuHan- who says i'm going to be a uke
Baekhyun- ^me
Kyungsoo- ^me
Tao- ^me and everybody else
LuHan- I AIN'T NO UKE
Tao- hunnie's not a uke either tbvh but he's manlier than you
LuHan- I AM MANLY
Baekhyun- ^Says the one who reads a new fanfic everyday about HunHan
Kyungsoo- hey i just thought of something
Baekhyun- omg soosoo's talking yey
Kyungsoo- since sehun and luhan aren't semes, doesn't that make them both ukes?
Tao- they could take turns though
LuHan- you guys
Kyungsoo- nah
Kyungsoo- i think that they'll just sit on the bed and gossip about other people
Tao- oh my god i can totally see that
LuHan- you
Tao- jk jk lulu
Tao- you ARE going with the plan, right?
LuHan- i don't think i have any other choice ;;
Tao- Kyungsoo, this goes for you too
Kyungsoo- what luhan said
Baekhyun- WAIT WHAT DO I DO
Tao- just wait baek
Tao- Kris is taking care of Chanyeol's confession
Baekhyun- I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT HE WAS GONNA CONFESS!
Tao- well
Tao- now you can make yourself look pretty
Tao- while lulu and soosoo prepare themselves for the next four hours bc their hubbies are at school
Tao- god why did you two go for such youngsters
LuHan- bish you're practically the same age as them
Tao- ah, but i can understand kyungsoo
Tao- since me and him are practically the same age and and jongin's not that much younger
Kyungsoo- TAO SHADDUP >//<
Tao- but lulu
Tao- ing four years woah
Tao- YOU'RE PRACTICALLY HONEY SENPAI FROM HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
LuHan- i like considering myself more of nagisa from free! tbvh
Kyungsoo- oh my god i can totally see both of them omfg
Tao- i bet sehun calls you honey senpai in his dreams lol
LuHan- shut the up tao before i cut your balls off and feed them to kris
Tao- why do you need to cut off my balls then
LuHan- COME ON KYUNGSOO LET US PRACTICE FOR THE PLAN AND MAKE OURSELVES PRESENTABLE
Kyungsoo- fine .-.
Kyungsoo- bye taozi and baekkie~
LuHan and Kyungsoo have left the conversation!
Tao- god kyungsoo is so ing adorable no wonder kai loves him more than anything else
Baekhyun- alright tao
Baekhyun- do i go for the y baek or the cute natural baek?
Tao- wtf
Baekhyun- DO I PUT ON MY BEST EYELINER FOR CHANYEOL OR WHAT DIP
Tao- wait you're actually making yourself pretty for chanyeol?
Baekhyun- YES BISH YES
Tao- ...how the would i even know
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Baekhyun- OH MY GOD THE OUTFIT CHOICES
Baekhyun- TAO HELP ME
Baekhyun- DO I GO CASUAL OR Y
Baekhyun- TAO
Baekhyun- I SEE HOW IT IS
Baekhyun- LEAVE ME IN MY DESPAIR
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You sent Baekhyun a message!
Kyungsoo- um, baekhyun? o w o
Baekhyun- WHAT IS IT MY BEAUTIFUL FLOWER CHILD
Kyungsoo- .-. i thought lulu was your flower child
Baekhyun- I CALL YOU AND LULU THAT
Kyungsoo- k
Baekhyun- YES, MY BEAUTIFUL FLOWER CHILD, WHAT DID YOU NEED FROM THE ALMIGHTY BAEKHYUN?
Kyungsoo- um
Kyungsoo- this is embarassing
Baekhyun- just tell baekkie soosoo
Kyungsoo- can you help me and lulu with our dance to gee?
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Baekhyun- did you just ask me to help you with your dance to my favorite band's dance?
Kyungsoo- >//<
Baekhyun- lemme just get my boombox and i'll be there in ten
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"NONONONONO!" Baekhyun threw his hands up in frustration as LuHan rolled his eyes and Kyungsoo looked down shamefully.
"What the did we do wrong now?" LuHan spat, annoyed with Baekhyun's behavior.
Baekhyun shook his head, ripped his clothes that showed his light pink tank top and his yellow skinnies with his white-studded sneakers (to which LuHan snickered at while holding up his phone and Kyungsoo gawked at), and pushed them aside.
"Move aside es, I got this."
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"Should I go kidnap Chanyeol, XiuMin, and Joonmyeon now?" Kris looked pointedly between the panda in his arms and the door to his room.
"..." Tao nodded. "Better get this going."
"'Kay~" Kris leaned down to peck his boyfriend's lips. "Be right back~"
Tao waved sweetly and dropped his hand when he left.
"..., now I'm all alone. I really didn't think that through."
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"WHY THE DID YOU DRAG ALL THREE OF US INTO YOUR ROOM?!" XiuMin shrieked when Kris released them onto the bed.
Chanyeol groaned. "Dammit, Kris!"
Joonmyeon sighed. "Why, Kris, why?"
Tao rolled his eyes. "Why else? God, you're ."
The three hostages glared at the offender.
Kris laid down on the other bed next to him. "Gather 'round, es, I'm gonna teach you how to confess and control your uke."
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yas look i have updated
god i'm proud of myself for this
i'm basically already starting the next chapter bc i have absolutely nothing to do omfg
btw the next chapter's the last chapter for the valentine's day saga k bye
('Kik'ing Off on Kik! EXO's Kik Accounts) IM SO SORRY I HAVENT UPDATED PLS FORGIVE ME SCHOOL IS WEIRD IM WEIRD IM SO SORRY BUT HERES A CHAPTER TO APPEASE U
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