Rocky Road

Description

Jongdae makes phones calls from the boy's bathroom.

Junmyeon has a thing for running away.

Chanyeol is studying to become a pastor???

Sequel to Stress Reduction - Bang Head Here.

Rating: PG (for mild alcohol usage)

Disclaimer: I own none of the names, characters, people, companies, and any likenesses that appear in this story. The only things I do own are the story itself and some of the ideas and concepts within.

Foreword

“Jongdae?” Junmyeon frowns, squinting into his phone. “Are you calling from the bathroom?”

“Yup!” Jongdae chirps, still smiling hugely into the phone camera. “I have something important to tell you!”

Junmyeon closes his eyes and counts to ten.

“It was so important that you couldn’t wait to get out of the bathroom?”

“Yup!” Jongdae exclaims again, wiggling around the screen.

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sapphic-nymph
#1
Chapter 1: I'm dying!! Jongdae and Junmyeon are so adorkableee XD
Chanyeol as a pastor O-O ...OH MY GOD all the /forgive me, father, for I have sinned/
Finally Taoris happened yeahhh
Luhan and Soojung ahahahah LOL
Minho *-* (the point now is: is he Choi Minho or Lee Minho? Actually I don't even care I love the both of them)
Thanks♡
SilverKitten
#2
Chapter 1: Amusing story ^^ lol
percussion #3
Chapter 1: this was so cute!
Imaginable
#4
Chapter 1: /“You missed it! Luhan and Soojung were crowned Prom King and Queen!” Jongin crows as Jongdae reluctantly releases Junmyeon’s face, sliding his hand around his waist instead.

“So? I thought we all knew that would happen?” Jongdae says in confusion as Junmyeon hides his tomato red face into Jongdae’s shoulder.

“No, but,” Jongin snorts, impatiently waving for them to come. “When they went up to receive their crowns, Sooojung just grabs both of them and runs off!”/

l mF AO SOOJUNG YOU 'RE SO CUTE

/“And,” Jongin coughs, continuing. “She just walks up to Minho, puts it on his head, and glares at Luhan like I dare you to open that mouth. I will slap you. Oh my god, the look on Luhan’s face! I wish someone took a picture!”/

i M LA UGH IG NG

/“You brat! Give me back my crown!” they hear Luhan shrieking from somewhere inside the ship./

ITS O K L ULU YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THE QU EEN i m ean K I NG


CAN I HAVE MY PROM O NA CRUISE S HIP PL S ? ?? IT'll BE SO M UCH FUN I CAN T



omg this seque l is amazi ng LEMEM J US T

*H UGS U TIGHTLY*

im ki nd of hop ing a part 3 and somehwat a s m ut but that's just asking for too m uch

AND SEHUN L MA O I DE

but thank yo sou m uch for the sequel <33333333 xoxo
Imaginable
#5
Chapter 1: /“Sittin’ on the toilet!” Jongdae’s smiling face pops up onto the screen, swaying back and forth across the little rectangular space. “Sittin’ on the toilet!”/

o h MY GOD J ONGDAE H oW WH AT WHY A RE WE NOT FRIENDS YE t IM ? ? /

/“Say something,” he challenges, “I dare you.”

“And have you karate chop me?” Kyungsoo raises a brow, zipping up so Zitao can’t stuff anymore into his backpack. “No thanks. I’ll pass.”/

Im a FUC KS YOUS UP TAO

/“You have something there,” Jongdae points vaguely in the direction of Junmyeon’s bottom lip. Junmyeon tries to wip off whatever it is Jongdae is pointing at when Jongdae himself closes in, his warm mouth pressing against Junmyeon’s surprised, cold lips./

S C REAM I N G O MG

/“Luhan is busy with Yixing at the moment. Please leave a message after the tone, or to leave a numeric page, press two. Beep.”/

FUC KI NG LULU I STG

/“What the heck!” Sehun shrieks, trying to grab the steering wheel./

I MISS SHRIEKING SEHU N O MG

/Tears beginning to slide down his cheeks, Junmyeon busts out his phone, dialing the first number at the top of his recent dialed list./

hUHH ????H??H???H? ? ?What? ?? ? ?

/“Who dares disturb the artistic process of Huang Zitao?!” he barks into the phone, ready to hang up if it sounds even the least bit unimportant./

I M LA U GH I Ng

/“Ugh!” Jongdae cries into his arms, “Baekhyun! Control your boy toy, or else!”/

oOHO OH BOY TOY SL UT

/“Hey,” Jongin pouts, shaking the flask. “It’s senior prom! We gotta do it with a bang!”/

ho w about n o jo ng in I HOPE YOU GET C AU GH T

/“That is nasty,” Kyungsoo comments with a grimace. “I don’t know why adults like that stuff.”/

EXACT FU CK I NG L Y I DO NT ? ??

/Jongdae smiles as he feels Junmyeon’s warm, soft lips pressing against his own, smiling even wider as Junmyeon’s shaky hands release his fingers, sliding them around Jongdae’s waist./

GIV EM EA N O YX GEN TAN K I M

I JUST HIT POST LIMIT NEXT ON E
wishful
#6
Chapter 1: God this AU is so perfect I cry. Everyone's relationship with one another is absolutely adorable and I love reading about it all. Thanks for sharing! c:
Imaginable
#7
Chapter 1: IM ON MY PHONE RIGHT NOW AND IM TOO LAZY TO COPY AND PASTE MY REACTIONS AND I COMMENTED BEFORE IN YOUR LJ IF YOU DONT REMEMBER ME SO IM DOING A SPOT