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Paranoia

Dara smirked whe she saw Bom fainted after reading this....

Yes, she put her thoughts on papers..who cares If other saw and knew how her boyfriend treats her..



Earlier...

She is still crying inside her room. Her boyfriend , the Great Kim Jaejoong accusing her of cheating...no..a Big NO...



They had the greatest fight last night and for a hundred times, he threatened her to break up...for real .. 





Wae...wae???



He was accusing me on something I didnt do...



It's not my fault that Lee Donghae's eyes glued on me and my EPIC hair at last year's MAMA'S



It's not my fault that the great Korean swimmer Park Tae Hwan and Intl. Soccer Player declared their admiration on me



It's not my fault that almost hot and younger (than him) idols likes me.





My kissing scene with young Choi Minho was fake but he said that it's real and seems like I'm the one who enjoyed it the most





My friend Jung IL Woo invited me for a lunch, true, it happened but he was there ordering the most expensive winethey had



Wooyoung congratulated us (not only me) at MNET last week for our daebak song, and he commented that it's much better If I shave my whole head instead



He didnt congratulates me on our comeback stage at Inkigayo but he said that I suited Minzy's outfit...that horrible leopard coat



He saw and spazz my latest Darbie etude promo pics and he locked himself in his room for days



He bribe Bom a corn just to scare away guys planning to come near me



He suggested YG Sajangnim to extended our dating ban for another 10 years, he said life begins at 40



He threatened to kill BB boys If they wont stop hitting on me....



Last week, he said he had enough and done for my flirting to my lucky fanboy..



Okay, I kiss him, on his cheek



On his freaking wet cheek, from freaking effing sake...





So I am here in front of my laptop, searching for a soultion to my problem and the cause of it...



simple...it's Paranoia

But what is Paranoia?

Paranoia is an unfounded or exaggerated distrust of others, sometimes reaching delusional proportions. Paranoid individuals constantly suspect the motives of those around them, and believe that certain individuals, or people in general, are "out to get them.






Symptoms



suspicious; unfounded suspicions; believes others are plotting against him/her
preoccupied with unsupported doubts about friends or associates


Treatments..

avoid spazzing your girlfriend too much, get busy yourself like planting trees, learn new recipes etc...

start and end your day in a gym, upgrade your BB Cream Brand, get enough sleep at least 8 hours not 3 hours...

give enough trust to your girlfriend, and most of all ...GET A LIFE

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JDarambles
#1
Chapter 4: Lmfao! Hahahahahahaha i love the doctor, she seems like a big JaeDara fan. And come on Dee give up the V, Kae obviously loves you. Kekekek
JDarambles
#2
Chapter 1: Hahahahahahahha oh my god im dying of laughter. He wantwd to extend the ban for 10 more years cause life begins at 40. Oh kim jaejoong u adorable jealous vampire.
Shellcute927 #3
Can you please accept my request ? I really like ur stories pleasssseee?
xxiiileelee
#4
Chapter 4: Haahahaha! Omygod jae. This story needs another chapter with hiding and hunting sandara park. Hahahaha :D
daralover03198926
#5
Chapter 4: Authornim please accept my request i really want to read all of your stories...thank you in advance...
kyss_kkd #6
Chapter 4: hahahahahahaha..... this is too funny... this is good authornim... please update soon OK..
isla7107
#7
Chapter 4: finale...hmn..I don't think so...not right...

there should be another chaptie...and i'll be waiting for it!!!!
kekeke...☆*・゜゚・*\(^O^)/*・゜゚・*☆
msdeathstalker #8
Chapter 4: hahhaha YG Boys will hide dara... while jae's on the hunt hahahha crazy
dkaylalag
#9
Chapter 4: why hide dara? wahahaha jae poor you.. hahaha don't worry i'm hered.. lol wahahaha
dkaylalag
#10
Chapter 2: >_< they are both crazy... hahaha