(crackfic)

 

Suho:

 

You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?

Suho: No. Too expensive.

You: Wtf Oppa you're rich?!

Suho: I don't want to spend any money.

You: OPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! STINGY *dumps him*

 

Kris:

 

You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?

Kris: Icecream is not my style.

You: *blank* ...Okay, um... what do you wanna do?

Kris: Let's just go shopping. I'll buy you whatever you want.

You: OPPPPAAAAAA I LOVE YOU*kisses him*

 

Chanyeol:

 

You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?

Chanyeol: Okay!

*moments later you have icecream*

You: OPPPAAAAAAAA THANK YOU *kisses him*

Xiumin:

 

You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?

Xiumin: Okay but I'm on a diet.

You: Wtf, why?! *raised eyebrow, hand on hip*

Xiumin: Because I'm fat, man *furrows eyebrows*

You: OPPPAAA no! You're perfect *kisses him*

 

Baekhyun:

 

You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?

Baekhyun: Ah, why? *smirks*

You: *blank* I-I like icecream.

Baekhyun: Oh really? *pulls out icecream from nowhere*

You: OPPAAAAAA YOU'RE WONDERFUL *kisses him*

 

Luhan:

 

You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?

Luhan: Sure *holds you hand & takes you*

You: Can we have that one?

Luhan: Oh no, I'm not having one. I'm a guy, not a girl.

You: OPPAAAAAAAAAAA YOU'RE IST *slaps him*

 

Sehun:

 

You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?

Sehun: No.

You: Pleaaaasse??? *insert aeygo*

Sehun: *sighs* Fine.

You: OPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU IDIOT *hugs him with aeygo making him cringe*

 

Tao:

 

You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?

Tao: Yeah... I left my wallet at home...

You: *sweatdrop* I'll buy us icecream...

Tao: No... I'm not going to be happy with that...

You: OPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU'RE ANNOYING *slaps him silly*

 

D.O:

 

You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?

D.O: Hmm! *takes you* Vanilla? Or ...?

You: You choose *eyesmile*

D.O: Strawberry? *you nod, he buys them*. Here~ *hands them*

You: OPPAAAAAA you're my Oppa, I love you *kisses him*

 

Chen:

 

You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?

Chen: pssht, why not a fancy dinner?

You: Nooo, icecream!

Chen: But I wanna treat my princess~~

You: OPPAAAAAAAA ICECREAM *slaps him*

 

Kai:

 

You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?

Kai: Yeah. Okay.

*random girl stares at him*

You: *at girl* HEY, YOU , OFF HE'S MINE YOU GO YOURSELF AHAHAHAHAH

Kai: ... *freaked out*

You: *turns to him* OPPAAAAAAA WHAT? WHAT? YOU'RE  MINE *snogs him forcibly whilst he cries out*

 

Lay:

 

You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?

Lay: Sure sweetie. *takes you for a long walk, searching for some icecream*

You: There! *points at shop*

Lay: *nods* Let's buy some icecream! *realises he forgot his money* ...

You: OPPAAAA WHY DO YOU FORGET? *cuddles him* I'll pay *takes the icecream*

 

 

 

haha. I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THESE ARE ACCURATE. or funny.

 

 

I think that's all I will actually update. g'night.