Oppa, can we go for icecream?
Random Scenerio Shiz(crackfic)
Suho:
You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?
Suho: No. Too expensive.
You: Wtf Oppa you're rich?!
Suho: I don't want to spend any money.
You: OPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! STINGY *dumps him*
Kris:
You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?
Kris: Icecream is not my style.
You: *blank* ...Okay, um... what do you wanna do?
Kris: Let's just go shopping. I'll buy you whatever you want.
You: OPPPPAAAAAA I LOVE YOU*kisses him*
Chanyeol:
You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?
Chanyeol: Okay!
*moments later you have icecream*
You: OPPPAAAAAAAA THANK YOU *kisses him*
Xiumin:
You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?
Xiumin: Okay but I'm on a diet.
You: Wtf, why?! *raised eyebrow, hand on hip*
Xiumin: Because I'm fat, man *furrows eyebrows*
You: OPPPAAA no! You're perfect *kisses him*
Baekhyun:
You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?
Baekhyun: Ah, why? *smirks*
You: *blank* I-I like icecream.
Baekhyun: Oh really? *pulls out icecream from nowhere*
You: OPPAAAAAA YOU'RE WONDERFUL *kisses him*
Luhan:
You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?
Luhan: Sure *holds you hand & takes you*
You: Can we have that one?
Luhan: Oh no, I'm not having one. I'm a guy, not a girl.
You: OPPAAAAAAAAAAA YOU'RE IST *slaps him*
Sehun:
You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?
Sehun: No.
You: Pleaaaasse??? *insert aeygo*
Sehun: *sighs* Fine.
You: OPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU IDIOT *hugs him with aeygo making him cringe*
Tao:
You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?
Tao: Yeah... I left my wallet at home...
You: *sweatdrop* I'll buy us icecream...
Tao: No... I'm not going to be happy with that...
You: OPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU'RE ANNOYING *slaps him silly*
D.O:
You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?
D.O: Hmm! *takes you* Vanilla? Or ...?
You: You choose *eyesmile*
D.O: Strawberry? *you nod, he buys them*. Here~ *hands them*
You: OPPAAAAAA you're my Oppa, I love you *kisses him*
Chen:
You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?
Chen: pssht, why not a fancy dinner?
You: Nooo, icecream!
Chen: But I wanna treat my princess~~
You: OPPAAAAAAAA ICECREAM *slaps him*
Kai:
You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?
Kai: Yeah. Okay.
*random girl stares at him*
You: *at girl* HEY, YOU , OFF HE'S MINE YOU GO YOURSELF AHAHAHAHAH
Kai: ... *freaked out*
You: *turns to him* OPPAAAAAAA WHAT? WHAT? YOU'RE MINE *snogs him forcibly whilst he cries out*
Lay:
You: Oppa, can we go for icecream?
Lay: Sure sweetie. *takes you for a long walk, searching for some icecream*
You: There! *points at shop*
Lay: *nods* Let's buy some icecream! *realises he forgot his money* ...
You: OPPAAAA WHY DO YOU FORGET? *cuddles him* I'll pay *takes the icecream*
haha. I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THESE ARE ACCURATE. or funny.
I think that's all I will actually update. g'night.
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