“UGH CRAP!” Yuri’s bike wheels screeches as she sees the light turn into yellow. “First day of school and I’m going to be late…”


Yuri looks to the left, Yuri looks to the right… and the whole definition of the yellow signals change for Kwon Yuri.


For everyone else it might mean slow down but for Kwon, Yellow means…


PEDAL YOUR HEART OUT, KWON YURI!!!!


Unfortunately, even if Yuri pushes the pedal up to 20/hr, there is always going to be car that will be going 40…


“ACK!!!!!”


Yuri was shaking in the corner as she sees the car just inches before it turned her into a roadkill.


“Omo miss?! Are you alright?!”


Yuri wasn’t dead but getting hit by a car sure looks embarrassing…

“I…I…I…I…I…I”

And those worried doe eyes, that gorgeous face. OMO! Yuri is looking at an Angel.


“Miss?” The angel looking girl asks...


Oh wait… what just happen? oh me, almost got hit by a car.


“Don’t worry about me…” Yuri chuckles embarrassingly…


“I can’t do that, I almost hit you… let me take you to the hospital at least…”


“No… haha… I’m ok… just drive safely next time…”


“Oh… ahhh…”


Yuri picks up her bike or more of the pieces of her bike, along with what's left of her self esteem and walks away grinning like an idiot.


Kwon Yuri, only person on Earth who’s still smiling after almost getting run over.


*



Sept 13

The first time you crash into me (like literally), I felt like the heaven and Earth collide.

Because the first time I saw Im Yoona, heaven became a place on Earth…

OMO! Someone grab a bucket because I think I’m going to make myself puke…


*


Sept 28

Prettiest girl in the world’s name is Im Yoona, freshmen and now every person on Earth’s ideal girl.

Well, at least she knows me…

As the girl that put a dent on her car.


*

“Hi unnie”


She’s talking to me… quick Kwon say something really cool… “I’m going to sue you” Crap! Not cool at all.


Yoona’s eyes widen in worry… “Oh, ummm… well… ahhh…”


“Oh JK. JK. I’m not…”


Yoona couldn’t help breathe a sigh of relief. “Oh… you scared me there, unnie…”

“S-sorry… I’m ahhhh Yuri…”

“I know…”

Of course she does, as the girl that she almost killed.

“I’m Yoona…”

Of course I know, as the future mother of my kids…Ok, I'm just being a creep... “Oh, I didn’t know that… when I see you I just say, oh that’s the girl that almost run me over… Kekekeke….”

“I’m so sorry about that unnie” Yoona says in a guilty tone.

“Well, I’m alive so it’s alright… so, ummm… what classes are you taking?”

“Well… mostly basics, I got algebra, Basic English, History and Biochem”

“Oh you got History?”

“Yup I do… And I’m horrible at memorizing, I’m more of a math person myself.”

“Well… I took it last semester and if you want I could help you borrow my notes.”

“You will?”

“Of course. What are unnies for?”


*

OMO!!!! Yuri starts crying when she leafs through her History notebook and saw nothing…

“What was I doing the whole time in class?” Yuri cries some more...


*


There is something about Yuri’s presence that make Sunny narrow her eyes and growl.

“What Kwon?”

“Can I borrow your notes for History?”

“Wae? You’re taking it again this semester?”

“No! can you just be a good friend and let me borrow it?”

“Fine…” Sunny didn’t even let Yuri in her room and made Yuri wait as she comes out with her history notebook. “That’s 2 dollars per day”

“Are you serious?”

“The economy is at its worse, a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do to survive.”

“Fine. I’ll pay you but you have to catch me first!”

“HEY KWON YURI!!!”

Sunny growls in defeat as she sees Yuri zooming away with her notebook.

*

Yuri leans down on Yoona’s door…


Behind this door is the woman I love…


ACK! Yuri almost stumble face first as Yoona opens the door.


“Unnie?”


Be still my stupid heart… How can you falter after just hearing the word unnie?


“Oh hey Yoona…” Wait… what was I doing here again? “Oh… yeah… here’s my notes”


Yuri hands Yoona her notes.


“Thank you so much unnie…”


Yuri shrugs. “Anything for a dongsaeng… keke…” I love you.


Awkward silence.


“I better go” I really love you.


“Oh okay… thanks again unnie…”


Yuri smiles happily. “Sure” MARRY ME YOONA!!!


Yuri watches the door closes before she groans heavily. She remains frozen there as she was stuck, replaying certain what if scenarios in her head.


But the movies playing in her head pause as the door opens again.


“Oh unnie”


“Oh hey…” Great! Now she thinks I’m a stalker. “I was just about to go.”

“Oh okay…”

“Bye again…”

“Bye…”

Yoona was standing by the door, watching Yuri walk away. Yuri curse herself for getting caught looking back.

“God… I’m such a creeper but one last look… I swear one more.”

Yuri slowly looks back and gasps as Yoona caught her once again. Yoona chuckles and waves at her and Yuri felt her face probably all red with how hot her face was. How she manage to raise her hand and wave goodbye, she didn’t know…


*

Oct 19

My arm is about to fall off my body after re writing all of Sunny’s notes in my notebook.

But one smile from Yoona and it’s much better than any pain reliever.

Yoona’s smile could turn me into Supergirl. 


*

To invite or not to invite…

Been staring at Yoona’s facebook page for hours… ok, probably just an hour, contemplating, wondering if I should invite her… I mean why not? We kinda knew each other, so, yeah…

“Wait… she got 5000 friends? Who in the world knows 5000 people? that’s like a whole country! Well probably not but that’s a lot of people. And I only got 326 friends and some of them I don’t even know…”

Waaaahhh… I’m pathetic.

Beep.

Oh. I got a friend invite… I wonder who it is? 4674 friends to go and me and Yoona will have the same number of friends.


Im Yoona
Confirm. Not Now


CONFIRM. CONFIRM.CONFIRM.CONFIRM!!!! TO THE MAXIMUM LEVEL OF CONFIRMATION!!!!!

Yuri sighs happily as she clicks the button.

Confirm.

AAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!! WE'RE FACEBOOK FRIENDS!!!!


*

Yuri’s friends shake their heads as they see Yuri with that goofball grin smack on her face again.

“What’s with that look, Kwon?” Sunny asks with the “what with that stupid look on your face” look.

“Well… me and Yoona are now friends in facebook”

“Oh really? Me and Yoona are facebook friends too” Sooyoung says.

Yuri needs some ear buds cause she think she didn’t hear that one right. “Wait… what?”

“Me too.” Hyoyeon pipes in.

“Yup.” Tiffany nods.

“We're also friends.” Sunny says.

Yuri’s face suddenly scrunches up when all her friends just happen to be facebook friends first with Yoona before her.

*

Nov 17

I’m just one of her 5000 friends, while she’s the only one that matters in mine…

UGH! I’m pathetic… 

*

Feb 2

Kwon Yuri’s ideal Valentines date

1.Im Yoona
2.Im Yoona
3.Im Yoona
4.Im Yoona
5… Im Yoona…

6 ok… I think it's pretty obvious who i want to ask out on a date.


*

"Breathe in, breathe out Yul…” but instead of exhaling, Yuri ended up almost hyperventilating “Calm yourself down! Half of the school already ask her out, why can’t you?”

Gasps.

Those doe eyes, that gorgeous smile, that beautiful face and nosebleed hot body… Im Yoona is definitely a Goddess surrounded by all those mortals.

“I… I can’t do this. She’s too beautiful”

Yoona tilts her head away from her fans to wave at Yuri.

How one handwave could make Yuri grin like an idiot, she didn’t know. But here was Yoona, making the simplest thing in the world felt like the greatest moment for Yuri.

“Yoona?”

Yuri takes a step closer, practicing what she’s about to say.

“Is it ok…”

Another step…

“If I…”

She’s getting closer but her mumblings were interrupted when someone starts spazzing. LOUDLY.

OMO YOONA?!

“What the?” Yuri turns around to see what everyone is going mental about… “Omo…”

Yuri felt all her confidence just went straight down the drain as she sees a banner being rolled down from the building for everyone to see.

Im Yoona will you go out with me this valentines day?

ACK!

Omo that’s so sweet.

Yoona say yes, say yes.

Two steps forward, a hundred steps back.

This seems to be the tale of Yuri’s love story as she quickly turns around.

And she never knew, that every step she takes further away does nothing but kill a little bit of Yoona’s heart.

*

“Yoh Kwon!!!”

Yuri didn’t have to look to see who it was, she knew who it was. her bestfriend Sooyoung tripping over anybody who gets in her way just to reach Yul.

“Zup?” Yuri stuffs her phone back in her back pocket… “You look excited?”

“Cause I am…” Strangling Yuri in a headlock “Here’s my question. What’s more fun than having a date on valentine's day?”

Yuri couldn’t help but let out a moan, what is up with people and dates and valentine's day?

“I… I don’t know”

“HAVING NO DATE!”

“Wae?”

“Well, since me and Hyo and you are going to be single and dateless again for the 19^th straight valentine's day, we thought like… what if we just go and celebrate our singleness?”

For once, Sooyoung has an idea that actually made sense…

“We are having like a singles party in Hyo’s house. Of course you’re invited…”

“Hey… what make you think that I don’t have a date?”

Sooyoung’s face looks like as if Yuri just told her that she used to date Brad Pitt, it’s just not possible at all. “Pffft… you? a date? Oh please…”

From a few feet away, Yuri could see campus Goddess Im Yoona talking with a group of people, probably admirers. When Yoona sees her, she quickly waves at Yuri and Yuri smiles back.

“Sometimes I couldn’t help but get jealous”

“Of what?”

“Like… here is a girl like Yoona, she’s like freaking Helen of Troy, it’s world chaos just to win her heart but she’s like so damn picky… like who on Earth does she want to not like one of the people asking her out?”

“Why is being picky a bad thing?”

“It’s not but when you’re too picky, then that creates a problem..”

“I think I like her picky…” Better for Yoona to be picky than to pick someone, cause Yuri don’t think she could handle that at all.

*

Cafeteria wasn’t really the perfect scene for romance but hey… if the people in twilight made it work, maybe Kwon Yuri could do it too.

Yoona look like a damn moviestar, if moviestars look this good.

Yuri was having a debate with herself again as she stands next in line to Yoona in the cafeteria. Say something Yuri, win Yoona’s heart by your smooth talking skills “Hey your broccoli is greener than mine!”


Worse pick up line ever.


Good thing Yoona was cool about it. “OMO! That’s not right!” She says in mock horror.

“I know…” Yuri didn’t know what possessed her that day, but she actually had the guts to join Yoona in her table. “I saw that picture you took of the sky…”

Yoona smiled, she just take pictures for fun but having Yuri like it makes all the difference in her world.

“Did you like it?”

“Yes… the clouds look like little cotton balls with a flashlight behind it”


What the heck?! cotton balls? Flashlight? Damn it, I should be a poet with how clear I describe things.

"Kekekekekeke… Thanks…”


“I like cotton balls… they’re squishy..” Stop talking Yul, just stop making yourself look like an idiot worse than you already are.

“So, ummm unnie are you going to Sooyoung unnies singles party?”

“Yeah… I think I am”

“Really?”

Yuri couldn’t figure out why Yoona sound so excited that she was alone on Valentines.

Realizing that she sounded too enthusiastic, Yoona calm down… “Ummm… I’m sorry unnie it’s just that… well, I’m going too…”

“Wait.. you? Im Yoona? Dateless on valentine's day?”

“Well… there’s a few guys that asked me out but ummm… nobody that I like.”

As far as Kwon Yuri knows, Im Yoona’s list of admirers could do a line dance around the equator, ok that’s probably an exaggeration but Yuri knows that A LOT of people have asked Yoona out on that special date, it’s either this girl is just picky or she’s just very picky… “Are you that picky?”

Yuri could have sworn Yoona’s face turn bright pink at the question… “I’m sorry, didn’t mean to pry in your life like that.”

“No… don’t be… it’s just that… well… I know who I want to be with and I don’t see the point being with someone else if I already know who I want to spend my valentine's with”

OMO. Im Yoona just revealed to me that she likes someone. But who?

“Oh… good point… so, wait, you mean to tell me that this person that you like didn’t ask you out?”

Yoona’s face shows a tint of pink in embarrassment… “No…” she says softly…

“Pffft… what an idiot” Yuri chuckles…

And Yoona blushes some more “Yes… a big one”

“That person must be retarded, huh?”

Yoona covers with her hand to hide her chuckle. “Ummmm… I don’t think so…”

“Of course they are!” Yuri frowns those puppy dog eyes “Man, if I met that person you’re talking about, I would like SMACK! The back of their head with something really, really hard and tell them… You idiot! Yoona likes you!”

“No unnie…” Yoona doubt that Yuri would like to smack herself “You don’t have to do that”

“Oh but I will. I will grab my fork and stick it in their eyes… I would be like, do I have to poke your eyes to make you see that Yoona likes you?”

This was the reason Yoona is nuts about Yuri, she could just make Yoona forget about the worse day of her life.

"So, tell me Yoong, how does this idiot look like?” Yuri asks with those cute puppy eyes still frowning…

“Well… She got these cheeks that I would love to pinch everytime”

Yuri felt her cheeks, squishy but are they pinchable for Im Yoona’s standards?

“Ummm… what else?”

“Ummm… She got long, dark hair…”

Yuri runs her hand through her hair, wait.. is her hair medium or long? How long is medium and how long is long?

“She’s wearing purple right now”

Yuri looks at her shirt and frowns… she was wearing lavender.

“I think I made myself obvious on that one, right unnie?”

Yoona’s eyes were lock on Yuri’s hand, wishing she could finally hold it, Now that she have told Yuri.

“Hey Yoona… Yuri unnie”

Yoona couldn’t help but groan as they got by Seohyun.

But for Yuri, her smart brain started piecing the puzzle together. Chipmunk cheeks? Long dark hair? purple shirt? Omo… I guess what some people say is true.

YoonHyun is real.


Oh so this is what they were talking about when they say the truth hurts, cause the truth doesn't just hurt, it's almost crazy... All those giddy moments that made Yuri go awww... it doesn't matter anymore, it shouldn't especially since it's not her that could make Yoona feel as crazy...


Maybe in this case, a lie would have been better... At least it won't drive Yuri to run her bike off the cliff.


Right now she couldn't be here, she quickly gather up her stuff in her tray and stood up. “Ummm… I better leave you two alone”


Yoona couldn’t understand how Yuri acted, did she finally figure it out? The last clue was pretty obvious.


“Omo, Yoong, did you finally ask her out?” Seohyun eagerly asks she sees Yuri walking away fast.


“What? No…” Yoona sighs heavily, Yuri had walk away again before she gets the chance to ask...


A few more days left to go before Valentine's and Yoona felt her chances running out... Cause Yoona was sure that she was pretty obvious this time... But right now all Yoona could really do is sigh heavily and ask herself this question again...



Why did she fall for someone who's such an idiot?