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One of the common contributors as to why I'm dying...

Nosebleeds.

lol

When you come across a photo of you bias and they might as well have stabbed you in the heart themselves because it totally just killed you...

Yes, those moments.

Usually this causes me to curse aloud.

Or throw my head back and pinch my nose bridge.

To stop the blood, you know.

STAAHHPP TAEYEON PLEASE~

Furthermore, when your bias(s) thought it was okay to go outside with all that angelic glory of theirs.

*cries a little*

And just when you think you're okay, they make it worse.

JESUS CHRIST MIYOUNG!!!

If you're not bleeding then you're probably choking or something.

They are actively trying to kill us.

Kill us with damning beauty, of course.

These are my favorite. Note how Taeyeon pulls up her pants like a f**king boss.

 Don't fangirl too hard, Sooyoung.

*clears throat*

...

*fans self*

I'm a pretty chill person, I can keep my composure quite well. Sometimes I just to don't react when emotions are too high. However, I will have a shift in personality by screaming like I'm dying.

I probably think I'm actually dying if I even find myself in the opportunity to fangirl over SNSD in person. 

AKA go to one of those d*mned concerts that are never within a reasonable range of my residence that isn't the price of my mother's first born.

Most of the times I feel like this:

 Let us pray...

SNSD is kinda taking over my heart lol

At some point you have to stop resisting, right?

Yep.
 

Prepare yourselves now. I'm going to show you my favorite photo shoot in all of it's original sized glory.

Now, pick your face up off the floor.

I get the feeling they enjoy the sense of domination.

Taeyeon... please set us free?

Yeah, never gonna happen.

I'm going to being an ajumma, and SNSD will be grannies and I will probably still be a "murdered-by-girlgroup-nosebleeding-fangirling" SONE.

They will forever trample over my heart.

Ugh, these SNSD feels.

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