QUALITY WRITING Y'ALL NO JOKES

THE THREE YOUNGINS AND THE BIG BAD SUGA.

Once upon a time there lived three youngins, Jiminnie, V and Kookie and the time came where they had to leave home.

But of course before the three left, Mommy Jin packed them a nice meal, consisting of all their favourite foods.

When they walked out of the dorm, Daddy Rap Monster warned them, “Whatever you do, do you and do it well.”

The oldest Jiminnie, was a dancer, he wasn’t meant for building so he found a stick and a blanket and made a house out of it because he didn’t spend time in the house any way, he was always at the dance studio.

The second, V, he was just weird and he had somehow managed to get a truck load of gummy worms and made his house so that if he gets hungry he could eat his house.

And then there was the last one, Kookie, he was the smartest of them all. Kookie decided to hire someone to make his house, J hope was his name. The problem was this man was not a house builder, he was a confidence builder and Kookie didn’t know that so he gave him all his money and went to the studio to dance.

One night while Jiminnie, was sleeping in his stick and blanket house, a big bad suga walked by and saw that it was Jiminnie and he said, “Jiminnie, Jiminnie, let me in or I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house down”

Jiminnie said “Not by the hair of my chinnie chin chin.”

So the big bad Suga blew on the house and the stick fell and scared Jiminnie made a run for it to the second youngin’s house of gummy worms and the big bad Suga followed and stood in front of it to say, “V, V, let me in or I’ll eat and I’ll eat and I’ll eat your house to the ground.”

“Not by the hair of my chinnie chin chin.” The two said and the big bad Suga did what he said he’d do and the two made a run for it to Kookie.

When the two arrived kookie was meditating with Jhope so they stood still and did the same until the big bad suga arrived.

“Kookie Kookie Let me-” seeing them all on the ground meditating he sat down as well and meditated with them until Mommy Jin and Daddy Rap Monster came to visit the youngins.

“………………………………………” they said looking at the sight. “……………………………………..” they continued.

“wow.”

“………………………………………………..let’s go back home”

 

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You guise this is supposed to be a troll fic xD why am I getting nice comments? I'm crying LMAO

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NoKpopNoLife #1
Chapter 1: cRYING SO HARD OMFG
cypherkook
#2
Chapter 1: This is so funny!
Literally, i love it!~
tutychan #3
Chapter 1: i'm cryingthis is so funny
littlerue
#4
Chapter 1: /claps slowly/
best fanfic i have ever read.
cypherkook
#5
Chapter 1: i'm laughing like crazy right now after reading this! HAHAHA!
cypherkook
#6
Chapter 1: i'm laughing like crazy right now after reading this! HAHAHA!
GeiSama #7
Chapter 1: lol idk but i like it.
Renyam #8
Cute, lighthearted and unique. No need for extravagance. I like it.
LeeteukkieLover
#9
Chapter 1: haha this was funny and cute at the same time. I love SUGA XD
I WANNA BIG HOUSE, BIG CAR AND BIG RINGS <3