Rum Pum Pum Pum - f(x)

Misheard Kpop Songs

 

As requested by Sayaka_Jung

 

Krystal

Any young ones your moon. Now today pack your jeep. Not yet, sorry knee.


Luna -

Hear me alright there. Model got your dad. Send car get gee.

 

Sulli -

AH! Tension buoys numb John. Dad, recoil. Tarun. Eh, dude rude to me! Next me, charity chopstick


Victoria -

Not so giddy. Boon go say.

 

Amber -

Pa rum pum pum pum

 

Victoria -

Achoo! Ohh me! HA! Gay.

 

Amber -

Pa rum pum pum pum


Krystal -

Nemo. "Blergh!" Go dugong. Try to run there!


Luna -

(Nemo. "Blergh!" Go dugong. Try to run there!)


Krystal -

Toot your rung. Girl your rum pum pum pum.


Luna -

(Toot your rung. Girl your rum pum pum pum.)


Krystal -

Maori are gay. Your tooshi are pounder.


Amber -

(Maori are gay. Your tooshi are pounder.)

 

Krystal -

Zero. Oon girl your rump pum pum pum.


All -

I am Maori. A booger. Chum down any of booger. Now I'm shake it. Moo tiger. On the air. Come John, mine tongiht.

(Chin shining just so rad!)


Luna -

He got your nun. Could get real naughty. Giddy, heck, sketchy.


Krystal / Victoria -

Big dog, he's so-so. Neigh, grey-oh big etchy.


Victoria -

Nigga go ship me and Chi.


Amber -

Hero toe can tell the time. Mine, Tim-o-mine. Kill my cute gobble keychain. I'll suit you up. Cos your him. Do the knife, bo-bo. Ninja go hand you, , still a child. Be one to get gee.


Krystal -

I'm not a good one.


Sulli -

Yeah! Mama should goal. Itchy doodle man. Bieber doodle still gay.


Krystal -

! Too many! !


All -

I am real get an apple car. Chen doll oh-gee. I need tar. Nam in there each new tie-gah! Oh in there, groom a tenant.

(Char Ethan, Jo sad rang.)

(Rum pum pum pum)


Krystal / Sulli -

New man. Oh player good go shuddup. Oh player good go shuddup. Oh player good go shuddup. Oh player good go shuddup.


Luna / Victoria -

More he go gay, do she have . Go gay, do she have . Go gay, do she have . Go gay, do she have , duh!.


All -

I should get her da sheet! IYA! Mum be the apple goal.


Krystal -

(Mum be the apple goal)


All -

Jam doll. Who she, any girl.


Amber -

(Jam doll. Who she, any girl.)


All -

Neon shake it. Itchy mortal girl.


Luna -

(Neon, itchy mortal girl.)


All -

On your neck. Come child, not tonight.

(Shin shy-ee Jo sar-ang)

(Rum pum pum pum)


Amber -

Jin-jiving, just Saturn.


Luna -

Took your runt, girl I'm rump pum pump pum


Amber -

Just eat her, just sat round.


Sulli -

Sarah-oon Gangnam rum pum pum pum


Amber -

John Chonny, Jo sat. Rung.


Victoria -

Toot your arm, growing rum pum pum pum.


All -

Jar. Eat hoe. Just, sung rang.


Krystal -

Save her, oog, grill, rump pump pump pum

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Sayaka_Jung
#1
Chapter 4: Daebak xDD
And Chen also mentioned x)
potato-pie #2
IM REALLY SORRY, ESPECIALLY TO gwendal738 BUT I CANNONT UPDATE TODAY...for personal reasons...^__^ I PROMISE THAT TOMORROW, SOME TIME DURING THE DAY, I WILL DO A KAJILLION (not literally) UPDATES!! DEALIO?
NurulFariza
#3
can i request rania - just go? :)
gwendal738
#4
Chapter 5: OMYGOD YOU DONT KNOW HOW FITTING THE LYRICS ARE I DONT EVEN XDDDDD
skyelynx
#5
Chapter 5: Hahahaha Minwoo's part at the end just killed me XD
"I'm so gay, though, Gay on a dough" hahahaha
I can't wait to see how my request turns out :3
yutensol_
#6
Chapter 2: Can you add the correct lyrics at the end?
echo-of-the-sea #7
Chapter 5: OMG OMG OMG!! so serious at the end...and then BAM! he says "I'm so gay, though" MAN I DIED SO MUCH XD
skyelynx
#8
Chapter 3: God... I was reading this and I was singing along to the song with these lyrics... And I gotta stop a lot of times because of my laugh XD

And can you do SHINee's Dream Girl?