Wolf - EXO

Misheard Kpop Songs

 

As requested by xcreamypockii

 

Chanyeol -

Choking, what? Tab on and milk ya. No honey, it cheap. Show them, cheaper? No tender.

 

Kris -

Huggy, muggle. Selca, in my car girl. Why-eee? Buddha. Ooh, why hack it? Put down my gold tender.

 

Kai -

Udder in the park to be healing. Gotcha. Eurgh. Up's so Jo. Push it. A car. Come over. Punt it into gummy. Honey.

 

Baekhyun -

Check Khunnie's logic.

 

Sehun -

Hey John. She cheat. Your otter ink a nigga. Umma break your bowel. You're not.


Baekhyun -

No you're not it girl. Pwn me and I go.

 

All-

HEY! Draw Buddha! Go to McDonalds and do the drunk thing, she can.

 

Chanyeol -

Yeah, I'm a bull. Style! Drunken bull 'em. Daddy! Jiggy John will hate you all night.

 

All -

Good-raid oof! Nuke a wolf. A WOOOOOF

A sarang on you.


Luhan -

Now like Taemin. Not Minho!

 

All -

Good day oaf. Nick an oaf. A WUUUUUUUUU

AH! Sat right on you!


Kai -

No luck table. No menu!

 

Luhan -

Global eyes sue. Up she come your ahh- He mean, Key, my badger. Bora mass-ohhhhhhh 


Baekhyun -

Now tan soon and get you up. Neigh! Get Suho hit the gun she cheat and nuke the sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

Suho -

IYA! Can your Jo, bob? Conga and banjo.


Suho / Baekhyun -

New, nah-pay. Sit you Asian.

 

Suho -

Need hair, more tape. More tape!

 

D.O -

Jerk, Dora. Onew do know me. Cure girl. Now, I'm a monk. Itchy.


Lay -

"Good gay," I mean, "Day."

Sat on air, but jingle leader.

 

Xiumin -

No. Odd, I'm dad. Odd, I'm dad. Odd, I'm dad. WOO!


Xiumin / Tao -

Coulda selled your ma. Selled your ma. Selled your ma. OLF!


Xiumin / Tao / Lay -

Not what we'll do to your womb. Do to your womb. Do to your woman. HAHA!

 

All -

Now we'll tip around. Tip around. Tip around !

Good, they sad, old man. Sad old man. Sad old man. OOH!

nudie mum. Nudie mum. Nudie mum. OOF!

HEY! Trap Buddha! Get on mah back into the Jungshin-y kid.

HEY!

 

Xiumin -

YAH! Any mule sty wool. Now joke, I'm Buddha. DIE! He chicken check on her head and die!

 

All -

Cure the wolf! Next a wolf!

AH! Saturn hate you.


Tao -

Now new table. No mint. HOE!

 

All -

Cutie wolf. wolf. AWUUUUUUUUU

A sarang on you


Xiumin -

Now neck dangles. NO MENU!

 

Kai -

Nine more, goon. Yes, goon, get her lasso.

 

D.O -

OH WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Kris -

Nine more goon. Kiss a goon near her son.

 

Baekhyun -

YE-AHH! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!

 

Suho -

John bought a naughty, naughty no-yo.

Now glad you're still a taco.


Chanyeol -

Now could ya? Gotcha! Yoseob in there.

 

D.O -

Get down. Monocle! And dojo! Peter heart down there. Quack-go!


Chen -

Could your drunken pool? 'Sup? ABSURDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

D.O -

Cover our soup up. She canned your ant. He knew Key would. Bad girl, boy and... Naughty massage!


Baekhyun -

Now dance soon hot, gay Jo. AH! Made so gay Suho eat. The gun shoot chick and knock then runnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

D.O -

Global heights. So up she climbed your arm. He mean, Key, my bad girl. Boar and otter-.


Chen -

Now tan soon and get so high.


Chen / Baekhyun -

Neigh! So get Suho! Hit the gushing chick and nick the sonnnnnnnnnn

 

All -  

Kill the wolf. wolf. A WOOOOL!
AHH Saturn ate you.


Kris -

Nun-like table. No Minho!

 

All -

Cool, gay wolf. Mega oof.

A sarah-ng ate you.


Kai -

Now Taemin. Not mint, HOE!

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Sayaka_Jung
#1
Chapter 4: Daebak xDD
And Chen also mentioned x)
potato-pie #2
IM REALLY SORRY, ESPECIALLY TO gwendal738 BUT I CANNONT UPDATE TODAY...for personal reasons...^__^ I PROMISE THAT TOMORROW, SOME TIME DURING THE DAY, I WILL DO A KAJILLION (not literally) UPDATES!! DEALIO?
NurulFariza
#3
can i request rania - just go? :)
gwendal738
#4
Chapter 5: OMYGOD YOU DONT KNOW HOW FITTING THE LYRICS ARE I DONT EVEN XDDDDD
skyelynx
#5
Chapter 5: Hahahaha Minwoo's part at the end just killed me XD
"I'm so gay, though, Gay on a dough" hahahaha
I can't wait to see how my request turns out :3
yutensol_
#6
Chapter 2: Can you add the correct lyrics at the end?
echo-of-the-sea #7
Chapter 5: OMG OMG OMG!! so serious at the end...and then BAM! he says "I'm so gay, though" MAN I DIED SO MUCH XD
skyelynx
#8
Chapter 3: God... I was reading this and I was singing along to the song with these lyrics... And I gotta stop a lot of times because of my laugh XD

And can you do SHINee's Dream Girl?