Wolf - EXO
Misheard Kpop Songs
As requested by xcreamypockii
Chanyeol -
Choking, what? Tab on and milk ya. No honey, it cheap. Show them, cheaper? No tender.
Kris -
Huggy, muggle. Selca, in my car girl. Why-eee? Buddha. Ooh, why hack it? Put down my gold tender.
Kai -
Udder in the park to be healing. Gotcha. Eurgh. Up's so Jo. Push it. A car. Come over. Punt it into gummy. Honey.
Baekhyun -
Check Khunnie's logic.
Sehun -
Hey John. She cheat. Your otter ink a nigga. Umma break your bowel. You're not.
Baekhyun -
No you're not it girl. Pwn me and I go.
All-
HEY! Draw Buddha! Go to McDonalds and do the drunk thing, she can.
Chanyeol -
Yeah, I'm a bull. Style! Drunken bull 'em. Daddy! Jiggy John will hate you all night.
All -
Good-raid oof! Nuke a wolf. A WOOOOOF
A sarang on you.
Luhan -
Now like Taemin. Not Minho!
All -
Good day oaf. Nick an oaf. A WUUUUUUUUU
AH! Sat right on you!
Kai -
No luck table. No menu!
Luhan -
Global eyes sue. Up she come your ahh- He mean, Key, my badger. Bora mass-ohhhhhhh
Baekhyun -
Now tan soon and get you up. Neigh! Get Suho hit the gun she cheat and nuke the sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Suho -
IYA! Can your Jo, bob? Conga and banjo.
Suho / Baekhyun -
New, nah-pay. Sit you Asian.
Suho -
Need hair, more tape. More tape!
D.O -
Jerk, Dora. Onew do know me. Cure girl. Now, I'm a monk. Itchy.
Lay -
"Good gay," I mean, "Day."
Sat on air, but jingle leader.
Xiumin -
No. Odd, I'm dad. Odd, I'm dad. Odd, I'm dad. WOO!
Xiumin / Tao -
Coulda selled your ma. Selled your ma. Selled your ma. OLF!
Xiumin / Tao / Lay -
Not what we'll do to your womb. Do to your womb. Do to your woman. HAHA!
All -
Now we'll tip around. Tip around. Tip around !
Good, they sad, old man. Sad old man. Sad old man. OOH!
nudie mum. Nudie mum. Nudie mum. OOF!
HEY! Trap Buddha! Get on mah back into the Jungshin-y kid.
HEY!
Xiumin -
YAH! Any mule sty wool. Now joke, I'm Buddha. DIE! He chicken check on her head and die!
All -
Cure the wolf! Next a wolf!
AH! Saturn hate you.
Tao -
Now new table. No mint. HOE!
All -
Cutie wolf. wolf. AWUUUUUUUUU
A sarang on you
Xiumin -
Now neck dangles. NO MENU!
Kai -
Nine more, goon. Yes, goon, get her lasso.
D.O -
OH WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kris -
Nine more goon. Kiss a goon near her son.
Baekhyun -
YE-AHH! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!
Suho -
John bought a naughty, naughty no-yo.
Now glad you're still a taco.
Chanyeol -
Now could ya? Gotcha! Yoseob in there.
D.O -
Get down. Monocle! And dojo! Peter heart down there. Quack-go!
Chen -
Could your drunken pool? 'Sup? ABSURDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
D.O -
Cover our soup up. She canned your ant. He knew Key would. Bad girl, boy and... Naughty massage!
Baekhyun -
Now dance soon hot, gay Jo. AH! Made so gay Suho eat. The gun shoot chick and knock then runnnnnnnnnnnnn
D.O -
Global heights. So up she climbed your arm. He mean, Key, my bad girl. Boar and otter-.
Chen -
Now tan soon and get so high.
Chen / Baekhyun -
Neigh! So get Suho! Hit the gushing chick and nick the sonnnnnnnnnn
All -
Kill the wolf. wolf. A WOOOOL!
AHH Saturn ate you.
Kris -
Nun-like table. No Minho!
All -
Cool, gay wolf. Mega oof.
A sarah-ng ate you.
Kai -
Now Taemin. Not mint, HOE!
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