The Problems of Being an In-The-Closet Straight
Description
It's hard to be the leader of twelve full-grown idiots whose hormones rival that of a PMS-ing teenage girl whilst working full-time as an idol in South Korea.
It's even harder when you're the only straight guy in the aforementioned group of idiots.
And it's even harder when no one even knows you're straight.
So what does that make Suho?
A stressed, impatient, ready-to-hack-Tao's-head-off-with-a-machete...
...in-the-closet straight.
And the closet is getting to be a pretty tight space.
Foreword
My friends suddenly came to me one day with the idea of making a crack fic about being the only straight guy in an industry where excessive fanservice and behind-the-scenes moments obsessive fangirls secretly catch on camera add up to the point where one seriously questions the ual orientation of every member in the group.
And what other group has more of those completely-obvious-and-over-the-top moments than EXO themselves?
So, this is the product of several raging fangirls, overactive imaginations, one all-too-willing writer, Tumblr, and lack of sleep. LOTS of lack of sleep.
(It's my first story, so don't be coming at me with your flamethrowers and pineapples if something doesn't meet your expectations. Okay, that's all. :P)
Let the gayness begin!
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Much love,
-xiaopanduh
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